Chapter 8 No Bull! What Are You Bragging About?

Liu He didn't look at the chubby girl; instead, he turned his head to look at Yun Xinyan, who was covering her mouth, laughing. Seeing Yun Xinyan smiling so radiantly, Liu He was completely intoxicated.

Damn, how could she be so beautiful!

She's absolutely angelic!

Bald-headed Liu He ogled Yun Xinyan with a lecherous expression and reached out a salty hand towards her, "Girl, take a look at Brother Liu. Don't I deserve someone like you?"

Liu He's spirit trembled; she was definitely the most beautiful woman he had ever encountered. Even just touching her would be freaking awesome!

At that moment, just as Liu He's salty hand was about to grab Yun Xinyan, a large hand suddenly reached out and firmly caught Liu He's hand!

Liu He was startled and then became furiously angry when he saw a young man had grabbed his hand. How dare someone interfere with his lucky moment. He looked for a fight, "Kid! Who the hell are you?"

"Oh, I'm from the mainland," Ye Tian said with a light chuckle, wrapping his arm around Yun Xinyan. Although Yun Xinyan felt a bit awkward, she didn't stop him; instead, she covered her mouth and chuckled. This homophonic reply was really clever.

"Damn, which main road! You've never heard of Brother Liu?" Liu He, possibly drunk, didn't realize that Ye Tian was mocking him. Instead, he inquired in an arrogant tone, "Northeast road, Western Han road, go and ask around, who doesn't know Brother Liu!"

Ye Tian was amused by Liu He; was this guy missing a brain cell?

He glanced at Yun Xinyan, who seemed pretty happy, so he decided to play along.

Ye Tian smirked mischievously, "Continental 'mainland.' Aren't you one too? Oh, you're dressed in brand names from abroad, surely you're not Chinese. But then, you've got a Chinese face, how come? Are you not human?"

"Haha!"

As soon as these words were uttered, the whole place burst into laughter. The bartender laughed so hard he nearly dropped the bottles, yet he couldn't stop laughing. Ye Tian was cursing without using swear words.

Even if Liu He was drunk, he wasn't stupid. Hearing Ye Tian's insult, he immediately became furious, "Kid! Are you asking for it? Believe it or not, I can make a call and ensure you can't walk out of this bar! Don't you see what level I am! Hmph!"

After speaking, Liu He adjusted his Armani suit, looking supremely arrogant and aloof.

Ye Tian couldn't help but look at him. Although he wasn't fond of these luxury items, it didn't mean he hadn't worn them; in fact, he wore items far more expensive than these so-called luxury goods!

As for Liu He, his so-called brand-name clothes were all fakes!

At that moment, Ye Tian shook his head, then turned to Liu He and smiled mischievously, "An Armani suit? Do you know who the founder of Armani is?"

Liu He was momentarily lost for words, but his face was already flushed, whether from embarrassment or the alcohol.

"I don't care who the founder is! What's it to me? I have money and I spend it!" Liu He snorted coldly.

"Oh. So, what brand is your suit?" Ye Tian's face was mischievously playful.

"What, what brand? It's Armani! Don't you recognize it?" Liu He was clearly flustered and seemed somewhat embarrassed.

"There are bespoke suits, high-end ready-to-wear, casual ready-to-wear, and jeans, ready-to-wear, casual wear—six types. As for the English, I'm not going to read it since you won't understand," Ye Tian said with a devilish smile, his eyes calm, but making Liu He extremely embarrassed.

"Are the shoes from Willis?"

"Yes, yes!" Liu He snorted, though his eyes flickered uncertainly. Among the onlookers, some who understood were looking at Liu He differently.

"The way to tell if shoes are genuine leather is first from the smell; genuine leather has a slightly fishy smell, while synthetic materials stink. Second is from the pattern of the shoes; leather has irregular patterns, while synthetic materials are more uniform. Third is from the pores; leather pores are irregular, whereas synthetic ones are very regular."

Ye Tian gave a devilish smile, "As for Willis, there's no need to mention it. They originate from Italy, created by Denadeyi Medici, a member of the noble Medici family from Urbino City—an individual who frequents noble circles with musicians and entrepreneurs. His shoes reflect a noble and luxurious character due to his interactions. He also loves art and incorporates his unique artistic perspective, hence his designs are filled with a romantic artistry."

"Lift your shoe, let everyone see if it has that romantic artistry."

"This…" Liu He was speechless; how could he dare do that? His shoes were just a shined-up pair worth a few bucks from a street stall.

Looking at Ye Tian, his eyes filled with embarrassment and annoyance, he hadn't expected to encounter someone who knew their stuff!

Seeing Liu He silent, the crowd realized the truth, looking at Liu He with disdain and contempt.

"Well, take a look at this Lamborghini phone," Ye Tian said with a mischievous face, picking up the shiny gold phone, twirling it, and smirking playfully, "Why does your phone, worth tens of thousands, still have Snake?"

"Haha!" The crowd couldn't help but burst into laughter upon hearing this, making Liu He's face redder than a cooked beet.

"You think you're awesome? In reality, there's no 'bull,' just 'shit'!" Ye Tian chuckled devilishly, casually tossing the 'Lamborghini phone' on the table, and embracing Yun Xinyan with a look of disdain.

Next to Ye Tian, Yun Xinyan also looked at him in surprise. She knew Ye Tian was somewhat mysterious, otherwise he wouldn't have a running speed comparable to the Qinggong technique of gliding on water, but that was about it—he was just a bumpkin.

However, she hadn't expected that he would know about such luxury goods. Even though he just mentioned them in passing, the calmness in his discussion suggested it wasn't something he had memorized in advance. He wasn't a god, how could he have known there would be a poser here today?

Yun Xinyan didn't say anything, only silently allowing Ye Tian to hold her.

"What, it's just a fake? That's disgusting! Hey handsome, are you interested? I could bear your monkeys!" At this moment, the chubby girl looked at Ye Tian with a flirtatiously pinched face.

She was no fool; seeing Liu He unable to utter a word, she immediately knew he was a fake and looked at Liu He with disdain. But Ye Tian seemed to know a lot, although dressed in drab, perhaps he was a hidden rich man?

Hearing this, Liu He instantly became enraged beyond control; even the chubby girl disgusted him—this was something neither uncle nor aunt could tolerate.

Liu He roared in anger and threw a punch straight at Ye Tian!

The crowd gasped in shock; they didn't expect Liu He to become so furiously violent and start a fight!

However, a mischievous smile remained on Ye Tian's face. As the fist was about to reach his face, Ye Tian, at an unknown moment, reached out his hand and firmly grabbed Liu He's fist.

"Ah!!" Liu He instantly screamed in pain, his swollen face turned even redder. He felt Ye Tian's palm was like a pair of iron pliers, tightly gripping, as if his bones were about to break!

"Pretending to be a rich tycoon is one thing, but not even knowing how to fight? How do you get by?" Ye Tian smirked, released his grip, and Liu He staggered back a few steps, then fell on his butt on the ground and screamed miserably.

"Get lost."

Liu He glared at Ye Tian, his eyes filled with resentment, rage, and an unmistakable fear.

He stood up, picked up his 'Lamborghini phone,' and scornfully sneered, "You just wait!"

After saying this, he left, and the bystanders naturally sighed, making Liu He feel like he wanted to find a hole to crawl into—his reputation was completely shattered!

Walking to the bar's entrance, Liu He, unable to contain his anger, made a phone call, and then respectfully said, "Brother Wang, I got beaten up at Liuyun Bar."

"What? Wait, I'm bringing my guys over right away."

"Alright." Liu He ended the call, turned his head to look at Ye Tian inside the bar, his eyes filled with resentment. "Just you wait, kid!"

...

After Liu He left, Yun Xinyan looked at Ye Tian with surprise, "I had no idea you were so formidable and even knew about luxury goods."

"That's just my weak spot. I have something even more impressive. Want to know what it is?" Ye Tian smiled devilishly, causing Yun Xinyan's cheeks to flush for a moment.

"What is it?"

"My skills in bed are the most formidable." Ye Tian smirked, his eyes revealing a desire that almost seemed to devour Yun Xinyan.

Yun Xinyan, a bit indignantly, tried to say something, but facing Ye Tian's devilish smile and his undisguised, bold gaze, she found herself momentarily unable to meet his eyes.

"Alright, just kidding." Ye Tian dropped the act and downed his glass of liquor.

Yun Xinyan turned her head to steal a look at Ye Tian, momentarily spellbound.

Already handsome, Ye Tian now slightly lifted his head, his well-defined face tracing a beautiful arc. His eyes, slightly melancholic, his prominent nose, and his often devilish smile made it rather difficult for Yun Xinyan to shift her gaze away.

Noticing Yun Xinyan sneaking glances at him, Ye Tian turned to look at her, playfully smiled, and said, "Hey, girl, if you like me, just say it out loud, or you might get sick. Although I can heal, it always requires some physical touch, you know, and I'm not just anyone."

Yun Xinyan not only smirked at Ye Tian, "You're really not just anyone; when you act up, you're not human at all."

"Wow, you guessed that too? You really are the little worm in my stomach," Ye Tian exaggeratedly remarked, prompting Yun Xinyan to chuckle, then she playfully glared at him, "I am certainly not that disgusting creature."

"Of course not, you are the most perfect angel in my heart." Ye Tian suddenly leaned close to Yun Xinyan with a mischievous smile, making her a bit shy to look at him, while her heart fluttered wildly.

"All right, let's go, that bald guy really seems like no ordinary man, having him come back for revenge could be troublesome."

Ye Tian gave a devilish smile, grabbed the hand of the now-standing Yun Xinyan, "Have one more drink before we go."

Knowing she couldn't argue with Ye Tian, Yun Xinyan picked up her glass to drink, but Ye Tian smirked again, "Don't hurry, I meant a shared drink."