Chapter 1 No Use Talking More!

"Uncle, could you help me push the car?"

Ye Tian was walking on a country lane, but a clear, bell-like voice suddenly caught his attention.

Push the car?

Turning his head, Ye Tian instantly noticed that on a side road nearby, an imported Mercedes-Benz GL had sunk into a mud pit, and beside this luxury car, a glamorous woman was looking at him with a mixture of surprise and joy.

A beauty!

Though Ye Tian had seen countless women, a woman as stunning as this one was extremely rare.

The beauty was about 1.7 meters tall, a perfect example of a woman with a nine-head-tall figure.

She was wearing a black and white OL (office lady) suit, with an enticing S-curved figure perfectly outlined.

Especially her facial features, which delivered a striking sense of beauty: delicate as if meticulously sculpted by nature, flawless, with skin as soft as lard.

Ye Tian had never expected to encounter such a glamorous woman in these rustic hinterlands, let alone have her asking him to help push her car.

Push the car? Isn't that a euphemism?

It seems like this handsome guy's chance encounter is against the heavens!

With this thought, Ye Tian's face broke into a thick cheapskate smile, and he trotted over:

"Beauty, are you asking me to help you push the car?"

"Uncle, my car is stuck in the mud and I can't push it myself. You're the only one who can help me!" The glamorous woman seemed extremely happy, her face full of joy as she pulled out a hundred yuan from her wallet and handed it to Ye Tian:

"This is your reward!"

The car is stuck in the mud? Can't push it herself?

Ye Tian then said with a laugh, "When a car is stuck in the mud, how can you push it by yourself! Pushing a car, that's a man's job, after all! Don't worry, this handsome guy will take care of pushing your car and absolutely won't take any reward! At most, we can just push each other a bit in the future!"

As he spoke, Ye Tian winked at the glamorous woman:

Gah!

Ye Tian's words completely baffled Liu Fei'er.

I'm merely asking for your help to push the car, why the hell are you rambling about 108 different positions?

Talking is pointless, isn't it?

Oh my...

After understanding Ye Tian's implications, Liu Fei'er almost choked with anger. This was definitely a sleazy uncle!

"What... what are you thinking about!!!" Liu Fei'er's pretty face turned a deep red with a mix of shyness and anger.

Already tragically stuck in the mud in these desolate mountains, the last thing she expected was to encounter someone so sleazy.

"Eh? What's wrong with me?" Ye Tian blinked, looked Liu Fei'er up and down, and said:

"Beauty, aren't you asking me to help you with the car? I'm just trying to help others in a joyful spirit."

Help others in a joyful spirit?

Liu Fei'er was so annoyed at this moment, pointing to her Mercedes-Benz GL, and angrily said: "I'm asking you to help push the car out of the mud pit, not to push… push me!"

"Oh, that's what it is! You should have made it clear, causing me to get excited for no reason... Really now!" Ye Tian said with a disappointed face.

And Liu Fei'er was speechless with frustration!

So it's my fault you have dirty thoughts?

"Alright! I can help you push the car! But I have one condition," Ye Tian shrugged and said.

"What condition? I warn you, if you harbor any indecent intentions, I will call the police!" Liu Fei'er was extremely cautious around this sleazy guy, already gripping her anti-wolf spray tightly in her hand.

"Seeing the direction you're heading, it should be Jiangcheng, which is coincidentally where I'm also going!" Ye Tian said with a smile: "I'll help you push the car out, and you give me a ride to Jiangcheng, how about that?"

"So you just want a ride!" Upon hearing this, Liu Fei'er finally let out a sigh of relief, knowing that in the wilderness, if this sleazy guy had any wicked thoughts, it would be disastrous for her.

"What else did you think? What condition did you think I was going to set?" Ye Tian said with a face full of playful mischief.

Liu Fei'er's pretty face turned red. Indeed, she had thought Ye Tian was about to propose some excessive condition.

Seeing Liu Fei'er's expression, Ye Tian immediately gave her a look of disdain: "You're really nasty!"

Liu Fei'er: "..."

At that moment, Liu Fei'er really wanted to curse. She had never seen such a shameless jerk in her life.

Meanwhile, Ye Tian, ignoring Liu Fei'er's embarrassed anger, walked around the car a few times before curiously asking her:

"Beauty, how sturdy is this car?"

"Nonsense! This is an imported limited-edition Mercedes, with a reinforced car frame. Even in a car accident, it wouldn't deform!" Liu Fei'er retorted with her pink lips pouted, in her eyes, Ye Tian was an absolute country bumpkin who hadn't seen the world.

Hearing this, Ye Tian finally nodded: "Good, it's sturdy!"

After saying that, Ye Tian lifted his large foot and fiercely kicked the rear end of the car.

Bang!!!

Accompanied by a dull thud, a huge footprint dent appeared on the rear of the Mercedes GL.

Liu Fei'er was initially stunned, then she completely exploded: "What are you doing! What's wrong with you? Why did you kick my car?"

Seeing a large dent in the rear of her beloved car, Liu Fei'er was near hysterical.

"I was helping you!" Ye Tian touched his nose and shrugged.

"Nonsense! You kick my car, and you call that helping?" Liu Fei'er was fuming with anger, thinking she had encountered a perverted hooligan combined with a madman.

But Ye Tian pointed at the Mercedes and said, "Look, I kicked your car out of the mud pit!"

Huh?

Liu Fei'er was startled and then realized that her Mercedes had indeed been kicked out of the mud pit. Still, even so, seeing the huge footprint on her car, Liu Fei'er was still furiously unable to calm down:

"Even if you got my car out of the mud pit, you shouldn't have kicked it, I told you to push the car! Push!!!"

Ye Tian smirked and said with a smile, "Sorry, I only push cars for beauties, not metal cars!"

After speaking, Ye Tian mockingly looked at Liu Fei'er and said, "Besides, didn't you say your car was imported and reinforced, that it wouldn't deform in an accident?"

That remark obviously reminded Liu Fei'er. After a moment of shock, her pretty face was filled with intense surprise!

Indeed, her car was definitely reinforced, and it had been in an accident before, but the Mercedes was completely undamaged. Yet now, how could this guy have kicked such a big dent into it? That's utterly unscientific!

At this thought, Liu Fei'er looked at Ye Tian's foot as if it were something inconceivable.

"Beauty, I know I'm handsome, but if you keep staring, I'm going to start charging you!" Ye Tian said with a shamelessly amused stare at Liu Fei'er.

Liu Fei'er's pretty face turned red, and she spat fiercely: "Hmph! Who wants to look at you!"

"Take a few steps forward, I'll drive the car out of this muddy road, then let you get in!"

Saying that, Liu Fei'er directly climbed into the Mercedes and started the car.

Ye Tian nodded and, with his bag on his back, walked forward.

Watching Ye Tian's figure, Liu Fei'er ground her teeth and her face showed a hint of playfully angry mischief:

"Hmph! You pervert, not only did you tease me and damage my beloved car, you want me to give you a ride? In your dreams!"

With that thought, Liu Fei'er slammed on the gas pedal, and the Mercedes shot out at lightning speed.

Watching the car come toward him, Ye Tian smiled, ready to get in, but just then, the smile on his face suddenly froze.

Because the Mercedes, like a bolt of lightning, didn't stop for even a moment and disappeared into the distance!

Ye Tian was dumbfounded: "I... I!"