crack chapter #3

Akito : what kind of tea that's sometimes hard to swallow?

Them: what?

Akito: reali-tea (reality)

Kakashi :that's some deep shit you got there but true.

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Kakashi : Alright, today we're going to-

Akito :*yawns*

Kakashi : what? are you tired of my lessons? good, me too.

* proceed to sleep on the branch of the tree*

Akito: fuck yea

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Naruto : everything that came out of your mouth is stupid

Sasuke : Naruto

Naruto : I hope you step on a lego

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Akito : you smell like marijuana

Enemy : whoever smelt it, dealt it

Akito :.... whoever said that rhyme did the crime.

Enemy : ayyye *finger guns*

Akito : ayyye *swag faces*

* become friends*

Ibiki :.... tf

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Kakashi : Describe your friends

Akito: they're all pain in the ass, a headache, troublemakers, stupid little shits and annoying little kids but they're my pain in the ass so if y'all Fuck them up, I'll Fuck you up later.

Kakashi :.... are you sure you're not the mom of the group?

Akito: are you sure you're not the fun uncle in the group?

Kakashi :...

Akito : well that's your answer now shut up.

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Ibiki : you had 5 cups of coffee, you don't need more.

Akito: coffee cures depression

Ibiki : it doesn't work that way

Akito: more espresso less depresso

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*Team 7 does anything*

Akito: I don't need friends, they disappoint me

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Akito : This knife you see is coated in poison ...

Akito: *licks the knife*

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Akito: excuse me, I lost my teammates, can I make an announcement

The staff: sure

Akito: goodbye you little shits

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Naruto: what goes up and never go down?

Akito: the amount of stress that you guys give me in every situation.

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Sakura: words that ends with 'ie' is cute. Like cutie,cookie, sweetie...

Sasuke: die.

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Kakashi: Alright, hear me you little shits- no, not you Akito, you're an absolute angel.I'm glad to have you here.

Naruto: Kakashi-sensei, he interrogated and tortured many people in T&I.

Kakashi: details,details

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Ibiki: let me see what you have Akito

Akito: a knife

Ibiki: NO-

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A/N: Hello guys, I have two things to say. One, I'm wondering if y'all want a timeskip to the graduation and straight to the team or having a slow paced story like tell how he discovers his chakra and make some friends through the academy. If y'all want a timeskip, I can give a summary of it before we proceed.

Second, I might not update frequently because school is starting in a week and my piles of homework that I haven't touched since April is still.... you know, I'm procrastinating like I always do and I have no idea how to do shit. I'll try to do the drafts and update when I can. :)

That's all. Thank you for 13.32k viewers and 37 collections. Have a nice day!