Valhalla's Boss~

I jerked awake due to an unknown sound blasting in my ears, it didn't take me long to realize it was my alarm clock which I usually didn't utilize, hence the sudden confusion. I reached under the pillow and turned it off pretty quickly. Typically I didn't have any use of it, since I was always up for mom's breakfast, but today because I stayed over at Ran's place due to his request and the system's mission. I had to wake up earlier to reach my school on time.

I used the next five minutes to stare at the ceiling until I concluded it would be for the best to prepare some breakfast and go my way. I tried to stretch, but both Izana and Ran were holding onto me rather tightly.

Since I agreed to stay over, Izana fast became jealous and demanded the same treatment, Ran seemed quite pleased with the results, that was until Shion and Kakucho asked permission to stay over as well. It felt like a weird sleepover with a party on the side.

"Don't go," Izana said after I tried to push his hands away from my body.

"Eh...I have to go to school." I mentioned it was still Friday after all.

"Can you not go?" He asked having those puppy eyes, basically begging me to spend the whole day with him instead. I just gazed at him, a few questions arriving in my mind.

Missing one day wouldn't hurt, but I rather do all the work during school time so I didn't have to take too many homework assignments home.

"Gotta go... but you could join me for breakfast." I knew Ran wouldn't even care to wake up so early since it was like five o'clock.

"Sure." Somehow it ended up me carrying a sleepy Izana to the kitchen. Outside Ran's room, it was a mess. There were actually few drunk people around, probably too wasted to move and return back home. Maybe just buying something at the convenience store would have been easier. Yet I decided to at least look inside the cupboards to see if there was anything decent.

"This won't do, they don't even have eggs today." I looked at Izana and whispered.

"We should go outside to the store."

"Why do I have a feeling you've been here before? You seem to know where everything is." That was quite a stretch actually. I just made breakfast here once.

"Because I visited them before." After I changed my clothes Izana was persistent in questioning me how it came to be that I suddenly became closer with the Haitani brothers, despite our rocky start.

"I have more important matters to think about, so yeah I didn't plan to hold much of a grudge in the first place, which as you have seen seems to have worked in my favor." I guess it was possible because I had someone else to turn to if anything wacky happened thanks to the system's involvement.

We arrived at the store, and since we came so early no lunch boxes were present at this point in time.

"How about we just dig in some instant noodles?" Once we chose two different brands and paid for our purchase, we poured some hot water on top and took our seats at the table in the convenience store. As we were eating this guy decided to outstretch his hand to me. I sighed and just held his hand as he wanted despite knowing it would take more time to inhale the noodles like this.

Once we finished I looked at the time.

"Listen I gotta go." I gave him some money and said.

"Get something for Kakucho and Shion as well." Ran and Rindou seemed to be well off so they probably didn't require my financial support.

At school, Kisaki seemed to be completely pissed at me.

"What is my handsome boy angry about?" He slammed his hand on my desk, I just looked at him quite unimpressed.

"Thanks to you those idiots ask me to be their tutor." Wait that made absolutely no sense.

"Back up a little, what, how, who?" He gave me such little information to go on.

"Some of the Toman members asked me to be their tutor because of you." Still, how did that work? I just admitted I liked him in front of everyone in Toman.

"After you announced your feelings for me, they asked me what my secret was." Wait did he?

"You told them your secret was your brains or what?" He nodded.

"Then that's on you, should have told them I liked to annoy you and was going for enemies to lovers trope." I crossed my arms and why was Tetta covering his face? I looked at his ears which were red, was he blushing from something like this?

"My little boy is making friends, I'm so proud of you." Yes, that was perfect, if only he could establish some friendships in Toman circles maybe he wouldn't go too far in his stupid plans.

"Would you want a kiss on the cheek as a reward?" He just turned around and went back to his seat.

I shrugged and waited for the class to start.

At lunch I met up with Senju and the twins, Nahoya had a lot to say about my taste in men.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah my taste is shit, Draken and Mucho agree with you now let me eat in peace."

"You really like smart assholes?" Nahoya asked as I just sighed in defeat, so I proceeded to hold him by his collar while admitting.

"I'm the one questioning myself the most about my tastes, do you get it? So let me chew my food in peace, I don't need any lectures from anyone." He was taken aback.

"Souya you heard her, act like a smart asshole, you may get a chance."

"No, don't corrupt this innocent baby. Begone demon, I will repeal you with salt." I actually had like a small package of salt from a fast food chain in my pocket, but rather than opening it, I just threw the whole thing at Nahoya.

"I will protect you from your evil twin," I told Angry, as Senju just roared in laughter.

We were messing around like this until I got a text from Hanma asking me to come to the Valhalla headquarters.

"Is it something serious, you're furrowing your brows," Souya mentioned as I just waved it off.

"It's nothing, just an annoying giraffe requests my presence." Well at least I was going to see Jun, so it wasn't so bad.

After school, I had to quickly head home and change my gate-up, since Kazutora was nowhere to be seen Jun decided to visit my quarters.

"Your parents are so nice, I have only been here for 10 minutes but I've already received some snacks. Please tell me I can drop in here more often."

"After we resolve the dispute with Toman, yes you can. I don't mind."

"How about holding a sleepover?" He asked.

"Want me to invite some girls so we can talk about guys all night?"

"Wouldn't they feel uncomfortable tho?" I could see where this doubt was coming from.

"Nah... if you don't act like a creep, they probably won't mind... I already come up with a nice activity for you for that night... putting guys' muscles in on a tier list." His eyes were already sparkling.

"How about making a kissing tier list." I choked on my own saliva hearing this.

"Wait, are you already on the task?" He asked, having this weird smirk on his face.

"Let me see it, or I will bug you about it the whole day!" I shook my head, it was better dealing with his whining than my tastes being made fun of. But Venus had other plans as if the system would let me get off the hook.

'Would you rather kiss Jun Honda on the lips or show him the kissing tier list?' Wow, that was even low for the system. My friendship was more important than dignity I guess.

"Rejoice," I told him and gave him the tier list paper. Jun started to laugh out loud.

"You put Hanma on C-tier? Is he that bad?" I decided to ignore his snide remarks and put the extension in my hair and then put them in a ponytail. Then slipped on the Valhalla jacket and mask and then decided to draw a small chibi of South on B-tier.

"Wait, it's that guy from the news... does it mean." Jun gasped and then added.

"That's all the guys you kissed."

"Yes, you're right."

"Ohhh~ Juicy. I suddenly want to meet them all, yet this one fella seems familiar." He pointed at Ran Haitani. I guess he was pretty famous in the delinquent circles.

"That's Ran."

"Wait one of the brothers ruling over Roppongi?" I nodded my head, and then pushed Jun out of my room.

"Let's get going before our boss gets impatient." We drove on my motorcycle, but then I heard another nonsensical theory from my friend.

"Are you perhaps seducing all the powerful guys in Tokyo to have them later fight in some battle royale for the chance to be your boyfriend?"

"If you don't want to be pushed off the bike, keep quiet!" So when we arrived I witnessed Takemichi being together with Keisuke that was beating up Chifuyu just like in the manga. They talked for a while, fully unaware of our arrival.

"Great," I mentioned, but my mood was already ruined.

"Yo! Honda bros! Look here we have a new member!" We came closer but then a mission popped up.

'Would you rather help your friend Chifuyu Matsuno out or ask Shuji Hanma and Keisuke Baji to clean up the mess they created?' As much as I wanted to help him out, Kazutora was here and I couldn't be busted.

"Great, then I hope your newly acquired friend will help you with scrubbing the floors clean." They both were stunned.

"Jesus, what the hell?" Hanma yelled, but I stood my ground.

"You do realize that I cleaned this whole place last week? And now where is blood on the floor. Get the tools and start moping." Jun was just losing his shit behind me.

"You really gonna act like this with Toman members present here?"

"Oh no, you will lose dignity, allow me to fix it for you." I turned to Takemichi, and obliviously he didn't seem scared of my presence, being already aware it was me.

"Yo Toman boy, this is between you and me." He nodded his head, rather seriously.

"My lips are zipped." I nodded found a mop and handed it over to Keisuke and Hanma.

"You really think you will get away with this?" I guess Hanma tried to use his authority.

"I mean you don't really need to go thru all this hassle, but don't expect me to feed you later." Since I have been making him Mexican food occasionally and sharing my snacks with him whenever I could.

Some of the members from Valhalla were laughing, so I turned my head in their direction and said.

"You wanna join them?" So everyone fell silent.

"Didn't think so."

"But before you begin send them away." Hanma did his speech about having the fight on the 31st of October and they departed. I decided to buy those fools some food, as a token of gratitude. When I came back they were already finished so I placed the food in front of them while mentioning.

"Good work." That's when I heard Keisuke mutter.

"Valhalla is nothing like I imagined." After that interaction Jun mentioned.

"Thanks to your tutoring and feeding people, now everyone thinks of you as a scary Latino mom." Was this a compliment, I couldn't tell?