EPISODE 2 - Seating Arrangement
Teacher: Okay, for today, we will be having a seating arrangement by alphabetical order.
What's up with him and alphabetical order? But I'm glad it would be arranged that way since that means I get to sit with Hiroto, because I know there aren't any students with last names that end with K and S. Plus *looks at Ayaka*, I get to sit far away from that blueberry *smiles confidently*.
Teacher: Don't be mistaken, it would be based on your first names.
Wait...Huhhhh?
Teacher: Wouldn't it be fuuuuuuuunnnn?
*Emis bangs his head loudly to the desk*
*They are now arranged according to their new seating arrangement*
Why am I seated to the right of this BLUEBERRY?! I hate fuuuuuuun!
Ayaka's thoughts: Why am I seated here with this cheesestick?
I want to get out of this hell! Why aren't there any students with B, C, or D?! Not only that, Hiroto is very far away from me.
Hiroto's thoughts: Too bad I'm on the opposite, but at least Emy-kun gets to make-up with Ayaka-san.
No,no...I can't spend...
Ayaka's thoughts: ...my school life with this...
...Blueberry!
Ayaka's thoughts: ...Cheesestick!
Both: We have to change seats!
Both(not thoughts): Sir, I demand a change of seats!
*Both look at each other*
Teacher: Sorry, but you need to make up with everyone, so no changing, okay?
*Both are now in their desks mourning*
Both: *quietly* Whyyyy?
Teacher: I see you two are close already.
Both: *shouts* We are not!
*Teacher smiles*
*Bell rings*
*It is lunch break*
*Emis and Hiroto are in the hallway walking*
Emis: Hey, Hiroto, didn't you think that Sensei was acting a bit odd a while ago?
Hiroto: Yes, Emy-kun, I think so.
Emis: Right? He was super serious yesterday, but just a while ago, he was quite the opposite.
Hiroto: I think that either one of those personalities must be Sensei's real personality. But it could also be both.
Emis: That would be quite troublesome.
*It is now time for class*
*Emis and Ayaka are staring at each other angrily*
Takeshi: My, my, is this love at first sight?
Both: NO!
More like hate at first sight.
Ayaka: Okay, how about a truce?
Emis: A truce?
Ayaka: How about we ignore each other for the rest of the school year?
Emis: Ignore?
Ayaka: That way, no one would think of us as a couple, and we could live our beautiful separate lives in harmony.
Emis: That would be a great idea!
Ayaka: Okay, let's shake our hands on it!
Emis: Okay!
*They shake hands*
*School bell rings*
*Hiroto and Emis are both outside*
Hiroto: Did you two finally make up?
Emis: Yup, we finally agreed to ignore each other.
Hiroto: That was the opposite of what I expected.
Hiroto's thoughts: So, that was what that handshake was all about.
*A mysterious boy by a tree calls Emis*
Hiroto: *whispers* I think you should ignore him.
Emis: I think it's fine.
Hiroto: But...
*Emis approaches him*
Emis: What is it?
??? : You're going to suffer a very painful fate...
Emis: What are you talking about?
??? : My hands would be filled with your blood...
Emis: What?!
*Hiroto takes Emis's hand and sprints fastly and then leave*
*The mysterious boy laughs maniacally*
*Emis is at home; at bed specifically*
Emis: I wonder what that was all about? He seemed serious.
??? : MIKUUU!!!
*Emis is shocked*
Emis: Yes, mom?
Mom: How was your day at school?
Emis: Err...it was fine.
Mom: Did you make any new friends?
Emis: Umm...no.
*Mom seems teary*
Mom: Wahhhh! My little Miku still hasn't grown up! How ya' gonna take home a woman at this rate?
Emis: Wha? What are you talking about mom? I'm still too young!
Mom: I know, but if you keep this up, you're gonna be 50 years by the time you get a woman.
*Emis is mocked, extremely*
Emis: *sighs* But mom, I don't think I need any more friends.
Mom: Oh my little Miku.
Emis: Mom, I'm not a little child anymore.
*Mom laughing*
Emis: Mom, why are you laughing?
Mom: You didn't think you can hide it forever could ya'?
Emis: Hmm?
*Mom chuckles*
Mom: Hoooney!!!
Emis: Mom...Why are you calling Dad?
*Dad wakes up from the couch*
Dad: Yes, Honey?
Mom: Our little Miku already snatched the heart of a woman!
WHAT IS MOTHER TALKING ABOUT?
*Dad smirks crazily*
*Points at Emis*
Dad: Youuuu...slyyyy...little devil...
Emis: I did no such thing! Mom who said that?
Mom: Hiroto did, in my phone.
Emis: He messaged you?!
*Phone rings in left pocket*
*Emis looks*
Its Hiroto...
*Answers phone*
Hiroto(on phone): Sorry...(end of call)
Oh no...
*Dad wraps around his right arm on Emis's shoulder*
Dad: So, how'd you get her heart in 2 days?
Emis: Uh, ummm...
Dad: What's her name, Honey?
Mom: It's Ayaka Aiko!
Dad and Mom: *mutter nonsense*
This is going to take a lot of explaining...
Mom: *dramatic* Noooo! Whyyyy? It was all a lie!
Dad: You better bring back a woman in a few days! Stat!
*Next day in class*
Well, that was a complete mess of things yesterday.
*School bell rings*
*It is AM Break*
*They are in the hallway*
Emis: Hey, Hiroto!
Hiroto: Yes, Emy-kun!
*Emis's eyes get serious*
Emis: So, why'd you pull a prank like that yesterday?
Hiroto: Umm, no reason...*nervously answered*
*Emis's eyes get even more serious*
Emis: Never associate me with sassy blue hair...
Hiroto: Okay, okay...
*They are back in class*
When will I have a perfectly good day?
*Emis's gaze accidentally meet Ayaka's eyes*
Ayaka: What are you looking at? Jerk.
Emis: That's what I should be asking you.
Ayaka: Idiot. I thought we would ignore each other, but why were you looking at me?
Emis: I accidentally looked at you, that's it!
Ayaka: I don't believe you, hmph!
Emis: Why, you?! You were the one complained first!
*Both are arguing like dogs*
So that's how my odd relationship with the blueberry continued for two whole weeks. We couldn't stand the sight of each other. The truce basically made no sense.
END OF EPISODE 2