Come with me to Alfhelm!
In Japan, there is a saying that if you are prepared for the worst situation, you will be prepared for everything. And I am a guy with the same mindset, I simply have no wish to enter a shark-infested water without proper preparation.
So, before entering the supernatural world, I want to make sure that I am fully prepared and can bitch slap any powerful dudes or thots to death, what? You think just because I bang girls and Milfs, I will side with them or never ever going to hurt them?
Nope never, my friends let me remind you I am a true believer of gender quality, if they have the vilest & the bitchiest personality in the world, I will punch them with a wide smile on my face, and I will feel no remorse.
Currently, I am sitting in front of my old laptop, googling through the SCP foundation forum for monsters or powerful entities, to add on to my army of creepy bastards.
I already have an army of 1,600 cannibals stored inside my shadow, waiting for my command. But I want to add other kinds of creatures too, but there is one itsy-bitsy problem, my level one "Shadow Save" skill just let me save exactly 2,000 number of summoned beasts so yeah, for now, I only have around 400 slots left, I guess once that skill level up more slots will be opened, eventually.
As I scroll through the famous SCP forum for about 10 or so minutes, I finally found a couple of SCPs that will be very helpful to me.
The First SCP that I am going to create will be SCP- 073 aka Cain, the very first murderer of humankind, well according to the biblical Book of Genesis.
This dude can literally reflect any damage back to his enemies, if someone attacked him with the intention to chop his head off, that attacker will instead get the kiss of death.
The next one is SCP-049 aka plague doctor, it is a humanoid entity that bears the appearance of a medieval plague doctor, with a black robe and a white-beaked mask. He is capable of murdering anyone in a matter of few minutes, with just a touch of his hands and if he gets enough time to get close enough to anyone, he can create zombies out of them.
And lastly SCP-2006 this thing is an anomalous spherical entity roughly 50 centimeters in diameter when in its default state. This thing possesses the ability to change its shape, mass, volume, density, chemical structure, and voice to any form that it desires and can mimic anyone's powers.
I am just going to create one copy of these three powerful SCP's because I don't think so I needed extras, these three are capable of killing anyone, Cain is indestructible and can reflect any and all forms of attacks back to the unlucky bastards, Plague doctor's touch is incredibly lethal and the last thing, oh boy this dude is broken.
These guys are costly, way fucking costly than those Shy Guys, the creation of Cain took around 400,000 MP, Plague doctor took around 200,000 and SCP-2006 took a whopping 700,000 MP, depleting my mana points down to 600 hundred thousand.
"Greetings my Lord." Plague doctor bows with elegance. "What can this lowly servant do for you?" His voice is hoarse and cold, but anyone can easily tell that he is extremely respectful to its creator by his body language.
"Greetings, Young Creator." Cain on the other hand is calm and collected. His two eyes are glowing with wisdom and serenity.
"Pi… Pi…" SCP-2006 let out some weird noises, which is kind of cute, the little guy excitedly circled around me for a couple of seconds and then finally made himself comfortable on my lap.
[The entity know as Cain has been added as your summoned creature] [SCP-049 has been added as your summoned creature] [SCP-2006 has been added to your summons] A quick check of their level clinched a doubt that is bugging me for quite some time, it looks like the summoned creatures level varies depending on how powerful the creature is, their myths and their class is, Cain is on level 100, and have half a million of Health points and MP Points, Plague doctor is on level 80, but surprisingly he has only a hundred thousand health points and 50,000 MP, I guess his one-touch kill and ability to create zombies are the only thing that makes him that terrifying.
As for SCP- 2006, what should I say I am kind of disappointed, the little guy only has 10,000 health points and he is on level 30, he can't copy my abilities at all, I guess maybe the system won't let it, who knows.
[Two Days Later]
I take my fucking words back, the little guy 'PI' yeah, my naming sense sucks but whatever let's get to the fucking point and that is, PI is the most awesome pet I could have ever asked for, this little guy isn't useless at all.
This little guy instantly copied Cain's, Plague Doctor's, and Shy guy's abilities, making himself the most OP guy in my army of SCPs.
He even goes to that boring place know as "School" in my stead, the little guy is the best wingman anyone could ever ask for!
Well, of course, he used my old appearance, afterall my school is littered with Devils and other supernatural entities, and right at this moment, I don't have any wish to reveal my poor ass to the world.
Lucifer has lots of enemies, and some are people like Hades, A whole faction of not so angelic Angels, and the Hero clan.
As of right now, I am not confident enough to go against such people, Hades is one powerful God he is much more experienced and powerful than me, I needed some time to grow in power and in forces, I had originally planned to buy the item that will hide my presence and some kind of skill or spell that will let me change my appearance so that I can continue on my daily life routine.
But Since I have PI, I have now lots of free time on my hands and can enter the dungeons to collect some sweet store points, you see just a day ago I came across a particular skill when I was aimlessly scrolling through the system's store. The skill is called "Power Negation", this sweet baby will let me cancel out the powers of others and/or their effects, making them unable to utilize their powers as long as they are under my focus/area. It's a broken ability, that will cost me around 10 million store points, and I will do anything to get it.
Two trips to the wolf dungeon on hell mode helped me reach level 90 in these two days and I have accumulated over 20,000 thousand stats points & 1.8 million store points, another journey to one of the dungeons in hell mode will be enough to reach level 100, and once I accomplish that small goal I will enter the other dungeons on hell mode.
I did some calculations and according to the results I need to enter the dungeon 16 more times to get the remaining 9.2 million store points.
So yeah wish me luck.
Same as usual today I also planned to enter the dungeon but I am running out of food, so after PI left for school in my stead, I put on a hoodie, a face mask to hide my Lucy-like appearance, and a shade to hide my crimson red eyes.
I left my house and was walking towards the local market. Halfway down the road to the market, I spotted a little pink-haired girl around 15 or so wearing very revealing clothes, is she cosplaying?
'Huh, what the fuck?' I was stunned at the choices of her clothes, this kid has clearly seen the wrong mahō shōjo series.
I slowed down a little to observe the pink-haired girl's strange actions, she is staring through the glass of a wooden handicrafts shop.
Her eyes are gleaming with wonder and pure bafflement. Strange, she is staring at them as if she never saw them before?
"Excuse me, you there?" This got her attention she turned towards me. I closed in the distance between us and asked if she needed any help. "Are you lost? Want me to help?"
"Y-You… You can see me?" Oi, you need to stop watching those weird cartoons. Her eyes suddenly lit up in happiness and she let out a giggle.
"Bingo!" She exclaimed in joy and waved her toy staff. "Come with me to Alfhelm!"
[You fool, that is not a human kid! They don't wear clothes like that!] Lucifer yelled at me, but by the time I realized my stupid mistake it was too late, a bright flash of light blinded my vision and then all of a sudden, my consciousness cuts off.
Fuck I should have checked her status!