8 Meme's (for my sister)

I am a old cat guy I can do things that 20 year olds can do and I call myself a meme lord because at anytime i will just say a random meme. Can I get a waffle can I please get a waffle! I yell this is fun then I came across a place called del taco and what is that? On their sign it says fre sha vacado hmmm I know! Come down to del taco they got this new thing called..fre..fre sha vacado I yell well Ima right this down there we go I say to myself I wonder what's up in the forest I walk into the forest ooh 2 werewolf's a vampire a golden bear and a fox...wait a fox with 9 tails I whisper I look in my research book hmmm I knew it it is a demon fox she has white fur but I don't see it I whisper who is that! The bear yells oh crap I got caught I start running as they follow me and I change into a cat when they cant see me. Meow I try to trick them then the 2 wolfs and the fox started sniffing me they said I am not only a cat turn into a human the wolf with blue tail yells at me fine I say as turning into a human -growl- the other wolf growls at me. Well Ima get going bye I say as walking away hey Get back here! The fox yells as she tackled me and then knocks me out. I wake up in a cage meme review I clap my hands. What is she doing the vampire asks memes the werewolf with a red tail said bingo you just won...nothing good job I say jai what did you find? The werewolf with the blue tail asks the fox well I took DNA results and he is a cat person that's all I know. Oh really how did you find that out the wolf says sarcastically. Stop Austin this is serious the other wolf says hmm so I know the fox is jai and one of the wolves is Austin hmm. It turns night an I turn into a cat and head out the cage heh fools I whisper as one of the werewolves goes downstairs opens the fridge and grabs a steak heh this will be easy I think...

Boy was I wrong.