Chapter 2

You know, when your dad, and his mom, believe you are the spawn of satan and you can't argue back in an intelligent manner because it would only fuel their argument there is surprisingly little you're able to get him to sign the bill for.

Extra schooling, ("Why don't you want to do that with the other kids your age?" *suspicious staring*) martial arts, ("You want to kill people?!" *suspicious staring intensifies*) etc. ("..." *suspicious staring intensifies further*).

Thank god for my mom, she is bent around my fingers and she wears the pants in the marriage so I was barely able to advance plans regarding becoming a Hunter and not dying. Pretty legit right?

There were some bumps in the road, however. I was pondering one day about Nen and how I could unlock it when I suddenly realized that it is life-force. *A cricket makes noises*

I know, I know. But the point is that that realization makes sense when you realize that Nen is actually not related to how long you have left to live, but instead, the strength of your body and mind currently. Allow me to repeat that I am an extraordinarily fragile, easy to kill 2-year old and let you stew on that.

If you have any sense you'd realized that the moment I manage to open my Nen thing-a-majigs I'd die.

So, the revision of my plan was necessary, and I still need to find out the timeline, and get access to a computer, and like a million other things.

Uh, I'm gonna have to do it huh, the thing. Okay, here goes.

*Time Skip*