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Why Does The Ship That I've Made Always Sink?

Li Yun - a fellow rotten green apple AKA a fudanshi has a curse?!! Every CP, every potential pairing, every semeXuke pairing he makes in every novels or dramas he watched reach a certain ending ... It always ends in tragedy. " What is the use of pairing? They always break or fell apart " One day he wakes up with a diamond inlaid silver ring slipped at his finger with a little paper inserted on it that said: ---What will you do to repair what you've done, Honey??? Once he read the note,the world he is in... turned to darkness. A mechanical flirty voice greeted him: This little one welcomes You,My Master~~~ I'm Mend The Ship System~~~ Please take care of me♡♡~~ If you failed to mend the ship,you will disappear in the oblivion forever...~~~~ As in ...*Poof* Teeheee~~~ Li Yun:The fudge!*splashes blood to the system at his mind* ----I will wait for you... ----I win and my reward is... ----Do I need to prove my love for you? ----Will showing my smile enough to melt you? ----Killing you??Not a chance!!!I want you...A.L.I.V.E. Li Yun: The hot chocolate fudge!!!!Please Let This Ship Sink!!! QAQ

CornyCorn_123 · LGBT+
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36 Chs

Chapter 1.10

Ling Xiao held Li Yun's hand and caressed it. He felt that the Li Yun will definitely be his, once he answered.

" I'll prefer the second one. I'll do my best to understand you. I will love you until the end and we'll solve our problem together so we will not quarrel often. In this way, we will be like a couple who will have sweet love for each other for a very long time. Is my answer satisfactory? "

Li Yun cried. The man in front of him was a web drama character but he made his heart... ache.

" Why are you crying? Is my answer that hilarious? "

Li Yun shook his head. He stand up and put his arms at Ling Xiao's neck. He sat at his lap and pressed his lips at the man's cheek.

Ling Xiao: O///O

" I'll marry you, General Li but I-- "

Li Yun coughed dark blood this time. He can't swallowed it down his throat this time. Ling Xiao saw this and his eyes were filled with killing intent.

" Who dared to poison you?

Yun-Er, don't hide anything from me. I'll made that person get what he deserved! I'm not part of the royal family anymore but I still got connections! "

' Well, he was just the current crowned prince! '

" By the way, what take you so long to visit me? "

" I pave the way for us so I can be able to marry you and I also strengthen my control at the army. I want my future wife to be proud! "

'I diverted the conversation. Am I a bad person? '

" Ling Xiao, can... we be married tomorrow?

Li Yun asked as he twirled the porcelain cup at his hand. His eyes were filled with seriousness as he waited for Li Yun'a answer.

" Your excited to be with me? Yun-Er you just made me happy by asking that. I'll prepare the bridal chamber, right away. "

Ling Xiao eyes were filled with joy as he talked to Li Yun about their wedding arrangement plans.

' What a perv! I will make you happy but I will also make you sad. '

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Ling Zhen who was reading a report was full of seriousness. His wife, Li Yan was observing him and seem like there was something that he would like say.

" Yan, is there something wrong? "

Ling Zhen frowned. He dropped the document he was reading and directed his gaze to the man.

" Your Highness, I can't shake the feeling that something bad will happen. "

" Happen to who? "

Ling Zhen asked with wonder as he led Li Yan to sit on his lap.

" I don't know. The poison we set up was indeed drunk by the former crowned prince but why was he still well? "

" That...Rest assured, my princess. My brother was an alert person. He can't be poisoned because his body was fortified against it since he was little so I made that poison a little special.  "

" S-special? "

" It was a slow acting one but if combined with a wild game, it will caused a man to be death instantly. Either way, he can be dead...but because he granted us with goodwill instead of punishing us, I slipped the antidote at his wine when we ate together  and that was the day after our marriage. "

Li Yan smiled at Ling Zhen's long explanation but he suddenly frowned and cried afterwards. Ling Zhen panicked and hurriedly supported his wife.

" W-what if it was given to a gifted man? Will he survived? "

" What are you talking about? "

Ling Zhen hugged his weeping wipe as he rubbed his back gently to soothe him.

" Li Y-Yun....He...He...at that time drank it as a reward to the prince. He drank it all, not leaving a single drop. I saw it clearly because I was beside Prince Ling Xiao. "

Ling Zhen was filled with dread and shock. He knew that his brother left the position of crowned prince because of Li Yun. What will happpen if Li Yun died and he know that they were the culprits.

" Servants, prepare a carriage! "

It will take two days to reached the Li Residence. The couple hopped on the carriage with antidote in hand with a fast speed.

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" Bow to the heavens! Bow to parents! Bow to each other! "

' Did I really fall inlove  with a character or this was all due to the former host's feelings? '

' But why did I want this character to be happy? Why did I don't want to make him sad? Why am I too concerned to him? '

Li Yan was now currently dragged at the bridal chamber by Wei Xi Yan.

Wei Xi Yan was wandering in the country which Li Yun lives when suddenly she heard that a wedding will happen. She rushed and saw her friend , Li Yun, getting married with the general.

She just exchanged greetings to other guests until she reached and saw the bride. Li Yun looks pale but with red bridal clothes, he looked beautiful.

Li Yun saw her and talked with her. They exchange some pleasantries and catched up with each other.

Then, she was struck by a naughty idea, she dragged Li Yun to the bridal chambers. She might even earned the gratefulness of their general. Haha.

*ping*

---[ Host, congratulations! You changed their fates!~~]

*ping*

---[ The progress of making happy the two people were now 95 percent complete!~~]

Li Yun smiled wryly. It seems his mission will now came to its end but why did he feel that his heart were being pricked by the needles?

He calmly waited for the General's arrival.

Ling Xiao was very happy. He was now Li Yun's husband. Honestly, when he know that Li Yun was a gifted man, he just ignored it. Whether he was a man who can give birth or not, he still love him.

(A/N: Fudge! Can I do this? Well.... Fighting!!!Haha.)

Ling Xiao was still sober when he arrived at the bridal chamber. He saw his wife sitting on the bed with a red veil on.

He approached Li Yun and removed his veil. He saw the face of his wife closely. The hazel autumn limpid eyes, his nose, his red lips and his flushed face. His gaze stayed on his lips and he leaned towards Li Yun and kisses his lips. It was tightly shut but he pried it with his tongue.

Li Yan was now being kissed. His first kiss was now given to a character but this time, Li Yun's mind was in a mess because he felt that the man in front of him was a real and living being. He relaxed and accepted his advances.

Li Yun felt cold so he opened his eyes and noticed that his clothes were nowhere to be seen.

' Fudge! What a legendary skill! I thought it was only at books and dramas but I... experience the stripped clothes event without knowing scene! '

Li Yun was now being pinned down to the bed. It was similar to the actions that the general made at his tent.

" I'll be gentle to you, Yun-Er. I will not let you suffer pain but only pleasure. "

' Fudge! My first time will also be taken! But why do I feel happy and excited? '

*ping*

---[ Host, the happiness of Ling Xiao and Li Yan now reached 99 percent!~~]

System: O///O F*ck! I don't know this was happening! I will scamper now. I don't want my innocence to be defiled!

" Ling X-Xiao, what are you doing? Why are you putting your fingers at my behind?! "

" I will loosen you, of course. Don't worry. With this you will not be hurt. "

Li Yun: OAO

Ling Xiao applied fragrant aprodisiac oil at his fingers and gently inserted it at Li Yun's entrance.

Li Yun: T.T Wu wu wu.

Ling Xiao kissed Li Yun to relaxed his nerves and it worked. Ling Xiao continued and noticed that Li Yun was now throughly prepared.

" L-Ling X-Xiao!~~ "

Li Yun moaned softly. He enjoyed Ling Xiao caresses when a sudden pain coursed at his body.

" I'm sorry, Yun-Er. I can't really resist your seductive look right now. "

Li Yun: ORZ

Ling Xiao propped himself. He was happy that Li Yun was now entirely his. As he gently thrusted back and forth, Li Yun was moaning nonstop, muttering his name.

' Fudge! Ling Xiao was...too energetic. '

They did it nonstop until dawn.

The bridal room was now in a mess and an obscene scent was lingering in the air.

' Fudging choco! My waist hurts! '

Li Yun wrapped his body with thin robes. His actions were really quiet. He was afraid to awaken the man lying at the bed but his cough failed him.

" Yun-Er, can we talk? "

Ling Xiao was awakened by the cough and he beckoned Li Yun to lie beside him. His expression was very serious. He caressed Li Yun's cheek and kissed his pursed lips and shockingly, he tasted a hint of blood.

" I can't erased my concern for you anymore . We're family now. A husband and wife. Yun-Er, who poisoned you? I sent my expert poison masters to cure you but it was in vain. The only way was to find the culprit and take the antidote from him. It was either he surrender it to me or be killed if he still insist to give it. Yun-Er, please tell me. "

Ling Xiao's eyes was filled with worry. Li Yun just smiled at him.

' Ling...Xiao... I can't be treated anymore. It was too late. This body can't sustain my soul anymore. I'm really sorry. '

Li Yun laid his head at Ling Xiao chest. With every beat of his heart, he's certain that this person in front of him was alive.

' I should tell the feelings of the former Li Yun to him before it was too late. '

Li Yun resolved himself as he procceed to encirle his arms around Ling Xiao and embrace him tightly.

" Ling Xiao,  always remember that I love you."

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