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WH 40k and Fantasy(small part) Fanfiction Football hooligan died during the fight with the police and other team hooligans and reincarnated in WH40k as an Ork. Dumb humor, racism(puny xeno, stupid ummies etc), and bad grammar. You have been warned. Enjoy The cover is not mine, I only added text in Paint

saszeta · Video Games
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Waaaaghh iz komming

If some of you are confused. Humans call our MC and his horde Trolls.

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Scouts combed the ruins for any clue of the whereabouts of the Troll army. Meanwhile, army advanced and secured burned villages. Unknown to them, Orks were searching for them too. After a few days of searching, both parties found each other tracks. Orks found them in the last village they burned, while humans found their tracks in the first village that was burned. As a result, Orks started to carefully follow the humans back to the first village while humans started to follow the track to the last village. This game of catch lasted for 3 days. Both armies managed to miss each other on several occasions. Actually, the game ended because the Boss became too annoyed with humans that always escaped him, so he gathered lots of wood and started a bonfire. As a kindling, he used that cowardly Ork. When that one Ork was burning a green smoke started to flow through the forest. One of the Orks started to chant - We wunt foight, we wunt foight. WAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!! - and somehow his wish was fulfilled. In the midst of a day, a human infantry appeared from the clouds of smoke. When the horde saw this they all cheered and charged at their foes.

This surprised humans as the cover of the smoke should give them an element of surprise, but as soon as the smoke faded humans saw Orks that were charging at their lines with madness in their eyes. Albeit this was not uncommon for these elites. The small Orks squad that they encountered previously was quite a challenge, but they could achieve miracles if ordered. Their weapons were better, their swords sharper, and they were overall better than other human combatants. Their general even had a magical sword that could cut through metal like a hot knife through butter. These soldiers were ready for a fight and were confident in their victory. In fact, they were so confident, that they wished that there would be enough enemies to fight.

Human PoV

Scouts found Orks camping in the forest and immediately send a group to notify their general about the location of the enemy and also started the gathering of information from the cover of the nearby forest. They didn't find out much about their adversaries aside from the most basic pieces of information. They now knew that Trolls are simply angry mob with access to weird, unnatural and the one leading them was larger than the others and had a big club.

A few hours later human cavalry reached the edge of the forest, the general was with them. Infantry was advancing from the other side making Ork basically encircled. Footsoldiers were first to show. They advanced thru the forest and the thick smoke that the Orkish bonfire made and took the Ork's attention.

General PoV

The shields the infantry was equipped with were though but it only made it more fun for Orks to hit them, and they hit them hard. Humans were used to enemies pushing their lines and smashing their bodies against their shields while trying to hit their heads or legs. Orks on the other hand found it funny and very entertaining smashing the shields first and latter what was behind them. For humans, this was madness that slowly turned into fear that caused their lines to slowly broke their spirit.

When the infantry started to brake the cavalry made their charge at Orks behinds. They trampled everything on their path. They were fast and violent, and hit the Orks backs like trucks and killed lots of boys while barely slowing down. This display of speed and ferocity hit the hog boys especially hard as they prised themselves to be the fastest in the forest, but they did not even see the cavalry coming.

All Hog-boyz reacted simultaneously and stopped beating the infantry and ran to the sides. Everyone thought they were trying to escape and save their lives, even Orks. But Hog-boyz suddenly turned around and charged the cavalry from the sides. The leading Hog-boy shouted Waaaaaaaaagh and lead his boyz back into the fry. This sudden charge was devastating to human cavalry as their number quickly started to dwindle.

All Orks immediately became revitalized, but Boss wanted an enemy that was worthy of his clobba, by that he meant an enemy that withstands more than one hit. Then while smashing enemies left and right saw a human general. He too was killing everyone with one hit of his sword. With WAAAAAGHH he charged at him and smashed his horse's head with one swing of his clobba.

General jumped down from his horse - Finally a worthy opponent.