Why him!!!?

I'm feeling really fucking embarrassed right now. I told Ringo about my worries about our time frame and how slow we traveled and she just shrugged and picked me up.

If I could make it to another Hidden Village in a matter of weeks then Ringo could cut it down to three days tops. That was also assuming she took breaks to rest.

Her having a healthy body was really pushing her out of the range of Elite Shinobi to something bordering legendary.

Now even with Ringo's speed, we would have to leave this dungeon after a day or two of travel. Three days was kind of pushing it after all.

So I decided to do something about that. I used Reinforment of Ringo. As long as she was holding me I could boost her Stats massively. Honestly, the look on her face when she pushed her new found limits to the peak was scarousing.

Honestly, the main reason I was feeling embarrassed was because Ringo was carrying me like a princess with my face snuggled into her chest. She did not have the largest pair but she was certainly going to use this to tease me.

The world seemed to blur around us as she reached speeds that barely touched upon legendary. The Raikage would still run circles around her but with her own lightning mastery, she could speed blitz any of the other Kages.

The sheer power of our combination made me want to bring back up the mission but she would have to fight with me on her back. Not exactly convenient for big massive battles.

Man, what is it with The 7 Swordsmen Of The Mist and carrying children on their backs? Wait, no it's not the 7 swordsmen it's just the Kiba wielders. Raiga had that Doujustu child and Ringo had me.

I mean you could argue that Zabuza also carried children around with him but it is only the two Kiba wielders that had a child backpack. What are the odds of that?

Are we going to have a battle between backpack wielders? Raiga should be the next person with Kiba even if he was not a part of the Mist. So we might have to track him down depending on the time line.

We could be in the future or the past or maybe it was present day. We did not really have any information about this dungeon.

I tried saying something but the noise got lost in the sheer speed going around us. Ringo was too concentrated on making sure we did not go splat to listen to the words fading into the wind.

Due to the sheer force of the wind peppering me, I had limited movement. Wiggling did nothing to get her attention. Trying to get out of her grip to tap her was nearly impossible. So I did the only thing that I could think of. I bit the breast being forced into my face.

Ringo let out a startled yelp and she almost crashed from the sudden jolt startling her. She managed to recover but she slid on the ground as she did a difficult maneuver to avoid the tree in her path.

"Not cool brat. Onee-chan is willing to play with you all you want but she does not want to play how many trees can she run through." She let out with a glare as she managed to collect herself.

I gave her a sheepish smile but this had to happen.

"Sorry, I just needed to get your attention." I let out with an apologetic smile on my face. 

"Well you succeeded, Onee-chan has sensitive breasts so leave that type of shit to Miss Hot Air her knockers are probably numb from the size." Ringo shot out with a huff.

I raised an eyebrow as that came out of left field. I sensed some jealously there. It's not like Mei had super large boobs. 

We lived in a world of tight athletic bodies after all. 

There were only three people that had large ones. Tsunade, Anko, and Samui. Mei was certainly sensual but she did not approach the big leagues.

"Noted, you said you know the underworld well right? Why don't we stop off at a bounty office to get knowledge about who is the current wielder of Kiba? It would suck running all the way to the Hidden Mist to find out the wielder is in Suna." I explained my motive to get her to relax and forgive me.

Ringo opened up her mouth to reply reflexively before pausing and blinking. She then looked at me for a long while before letting out a groan.

"Yeah, that's a good idea. Kind of got blinded by getting my babies back." She finally let out as she kicked the ground sullenly.

She then picked me back up to start the Ringo train again but paused as she held me.

"If you need to catch my attention pulse your charka. Sucking Onee-chan's titties are a long while away brat." Ringo commanded and I blushed in embarrassment.

I did not think of the more magical solutions. I relied on my instincts instead of facing the problem like the Mage that I was. I could certainly pulse my Chakra but I could have also sent a mental message to her.

Fuck, she was in my party I could have just sent a her message through that…..Can't say I regret it too much. She was teasing me this entire time she deserved some payback.

Although it could have waited until she was not in danger of being hurt.

Ringo took off again at blinding speeds but she was headed in a slightly different direction.

We arrived rather quickly. I assume there were a good number of these bounty offices.

It took me a moment to recognize this place but this was the Bounty Office Kazuku used. We were apparently still in the land of fire or Ringo ran back around.

I let out a sigh as we started walking into the bathroom. I got this was meant to hide the office but did it really have to be in the fucking toilets. We even had to open up the pathway behind a urinal.

Ringo was going through here with practiced ease but she was also bothered by the smell of this place. 

"Realy swanky joint. They really know how to pick um." I let out idly as Ringo started opening up the pathway. She let out a sigh as it finally opened up.

"Yeah, this place blows. The owner thinks this makes it harder to find him but half of the ninja world knows about this place." She let out quietly as we approached the counter.

"Well, I need to fire my informants." The bald man behind the counter spat out as he got a good look at Ringo. Well, that at least tells me that she was supposed to be dead here.

I was a bit confused in a world where Shinobi transform into other people's images he should not be shocked at seeing a dead Shinobi. I guess he might have the skills to detect that or a seal to pull up the slack. 

"Yeah, yeah save that shit for later I need some information." Ringo waved off and gave the guy a sharp malicious smile. He did not even flinch for a moment.

The dude had balls as he was not in her league but he was not going to cower. So kudos to him.

"You paying?" He asked with a glare of his own. There was a tense moment of them looking at each other searching for weakness before Ringo shrugged again.

"Nah, this is the kind of shit you give out for free. Who has my babies right now?" Ringo questioned as she leaned on the counter showing a relaxed stance.

The lack of payment had the guy grumbling but he took out a stack of bounties and started sifting through them.

"We also need a list of bounties up right now." I cut in as well. The bald man grumbled some more but picked up a book and tossed it to me. It was a bingo book which was nice to have. Even if this timeline might be a bit different.

After a moment of silence as he sorted he brought out a poster. The familiar face of Raiga had me smiling. It appears we are going to have a war of the backpacks.

Although it might be bias speaking but I think I was the superior backpack. Ringo read through the poster before scoffing as she got a good look at the poster.

"They gave my blades to Raiga? The fucking sissy is always crying about killing. Of course, he was going to run away with them what was Yagua thinking?" She spat out as she got through the poster.

I blinked as I did not expect her to be so blatant about her disdain. But she was kind of right, he did hate killing and he hated his fellow swordsmen. I suppose the correct answer was that Yagua did not think.

Obito probably thought it would be funny to give the Blades to someone bound to run a way.

"Can't say he had much of a choice. You know lightning Ninjas are one in a million in the Mist." The bounty owner let out his two cents. Ringo glared at him and he held up his hands in a peaceful retreat.

He should have figured out Ringo did not want reasons. She just wanted to grumble about her babies being soiled.

"Whatever I'll just take them off of his dead body no big deal." She shot out as she gestured for us to leave. Before she could pick me up I hopped onto her back and fulfilled my life's purpose.

She paused and looked at me with an odd look.

"If you wanted to hump Onee-chan you should have just asked." She let out after a moment with an annoying smile on her face. The bounty owner let out a fit of cough as he choked on his spit.

Ringo ignored him and started walking out of the office. Then she paused as she looked at the figure about to enter. The guy jumped back as he was not going to be close to someone coming out of here.

I looked over Ringo's shoulder and let out a mental curse. Of all the people that would show up here it had to be fucking Kakuzu.

The fucker was standing in front of us wearing his Akatsuki uniform. This fucker was going to be troublesome to handle. Before Ringo could say anything I started reinforcing her which caused her to tense as she looked over at Kakuzu with more seriousness.

She got that I was wary and she knew I wanted to fight Kages before coming here.

Ringo slowly started to walk out of the building while making sure to circle around Kakuzu. There was a tense mood in the air that could be broken by anything. Sadly it was Kakuzu who broke the mood.

He took out a book and flipped through it quickly trying to find something. Seeing that I let out another mental curse.

I sent a mental message to Ringo about all of the things I knew about Kakuzu. From the techniques he was likely to use to his life-saving methods. She tensed further when I told her that she had to kill him five times but relaxed a bit when I mentioned that while he was powerful he mainly got through fights by relying on his perceived immortality.

We might not be able to beat him but we could certainly run away. Ringo severely outclassed him in speed at the moment.

Finally, Kakuzu found the page he was looking for.

"Ameyuri Ringo. Bounty of 20 million. Perfect I needed the pay day." Kakuzu shot out as he started to look at us with the intention to fight.

"That's an old bounty. She is already listed as deceased so you won't get anything." I shot out trying to defuse the situation. Ringo rolled her eyes but did not add anything.

Kazuku paused for a moment as if trying to count the money in his head.

"Irrelevant she is not dead so they would offer me something if I bring them her head." Kazuku let out and I felt like cursing. That's not how any of this works asshole.

If you brought them her head they would assume you went on a grave robbing spree. You had to wait until she made her presence known in the world before taking her out.

Something told me he would not listen to that little fact. Fucking greedy ass immortal.

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