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When I growup

*Excerpt* "I am thinking of taking out a loan," I rolled my eyes, and thought to myself secretly, 'what an idiot but I can help this idiot!' I began with my lecture, educating a dedicated 'servant' is the duty of the 'master'. "A loan from a bank takes around 30 years to pay off, but if you rob a bank you are out in 10," "Ah...erm...Di'ordi what's with your head?" I felt puzzled by this, I mean my logic is sound! you don't have to worry about food and shelter in prison. I mean my 'servant' is decent enough to become a big boss while in prison. "Nothing, I robbed a bank a while back but my accomplice got caught the fool spent 10 years in prison but now she's out and living well." Ah, my last life but she will never know. "f*ck!" "No need to spout such filthy words, I haven't beaten you to a pulp or anything," -- Di'ordi had lived a fulfilling life and died beside the man she loved and surrounded by the men who secretly loved her. Of course, those men had been repeatedly suppressed for the past hundred years but because they are in fact his shattered soul made flesh weakening him, he had granted them a boon to stay by her side as her friends. Upon her death, his fracture souls were then bonded to her wandering soul and followed her to the thousands of light-years away planet to be reborn and join her once again. The issue is, it became a bit complicated due to her siblings and other circumstances. --- *Disclaimer notice: the cover is not mines, credit to the original owner* original novel~ please vote, thank you~ WPC February event~

SUPER_WEIRDO · Fantasy
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181 Chs

No, that's not my name

17 years~

"Di, Di~"

Oh dear, father up in heaven, please help me to not go awall, ape s*it crazy now, this one is an old lady inwardly, this one is mature!

This one had children, grandchildren and great-grans!

This one will be like a Buddha inwardly refusing to allow any worldly emotions to bother thy self.

This one will be so calm you can hear my heartbeat.

Yeh, I'm totally-

"Di, Di!"

Yo, calm could jump off a cliff!

En, I should just rise like a wave and flip the table hoping it facepalm this fool in the process.

"Hey, why aren't you answering?!"

"Tch, she is so rude,"

"Hey, you should leave student Jah alone."

"Mind your business! She should be honoured the young mistress have deemed her fit to call her name,"

"That's right, I have been calling this stupid girl for so long. How can she be the top student? Is she only one of those students who only know how to study but not socialise?"