Gods's crisis

" Don't you agree too quick? What's about all the thing about not believing me in 5 seconds earlier?"

" Just shut up and do your stuff before I change my mind."

" Ok then let's start from the beginning."

So according to this platinum oppai loli who just murdered my parent. The universe I was living in was managed by the gods. And my planet earth was their superstar. Nobody knew when but gods love to kidnap people from earth and grant them power in another world for entertainment. They were watching transmigrators like people watching football and playing video games.

" Yes, they were affected by the Isekai trend of your world. "

" Don't they have anything else to do?"

" ... God's thoughts are different than mortals. You could never understand us!"

" Ok, ok gods are all good for nothing. I get it, next please."

She stared at me for a while, with a psychopath look then continue while pouting.

" It was fun and game at first until the 2022237 th grand banquet that celebrates each year between gods. A god just exploded!"

" Uhm hum."

" You don't get it. do you? When a god exploded it's not someone else's problem because the energy they release gonna literally destroy billions of worlds!"

" That sounds intense. So what's the cause of their explosion?"

" After thousands of years of investigation, we came to a conclusion, that the god was affected by Crin-"

" Affected by what?"

" Cri..."

Her face was red as a tomato and she look just like she gonna exploded just saying the word. She breathed heavily, sweat pouring out of her as if she did a marathon. I didn't know that "god" can sweat too.

" I-I can't. C Virus, that god was affected by C Virus."

" ... Please don't tell me you're saying what I've been thinking?"

" Please don't say that word! I beg you I don't want to die!"

" Ok, so how can I help you with this interstellar shit?"

" 300. There are 300 infected gods right now. You will have to travel to 300 worlds and destroy the roots of C Virus."

" Please explain to me as if I'm a 5 years old. What the hell is a root? And how can I destroy them?"

" It... kinda hard to explain. So the root is a world."

" So I'll have to destroy a world?"

" No! Of course not, Its... aghh! I'm suck at this! The root is not the world but it's like an event or a chain of events happening in that world that made the god cring-- I mean infected by C Virus!"

" For example killing the one that god sent there?"

" Y...Yes, that's one of the options."

" Now back to the point how can I do that? I mean all of those bastards have power right?"

" I can grant you whatever power you want too--"

" If you're gonna say that you gonna make me OP then forget about it."

" But why???"

" Because it's fcking cringeeeeee! That's why!"

" Noooo! Why did you have to say that word!!!!"

The chick rolled on the ground and vomited green stuff. Was it that bad? She pulled out something look like a cellphone. And pressed a number, 2 seconds later. A red hair chick busted into my house and destroyed half of the walls. I have no idea what the fck was wrong with the outside. My house was not a villa alone in a forest or something. It's a fcking city house in the most fcking crowded street in OldYork! How the hell did these people just break-in in broad daylight?

The new chick uses the battle ax and cut off the head of the platinum loli medium premium Angie. I almost cover my eyes but there was no blood, It was just like cartoon characters cut off each other heads. The red hair chick seemed to not even register my existence. She took the head and burst open the house's back door.

I sat down dumbfoundedly looking at the 3 corpses. So what's gonna happen? Will that red hair chick gonna coming back?

After 2 hours of waiting. There was finally a scream outside. And then 15 min later the police burst into my house and I was arrested.

Seriously?