54 54. Visiting the family.

I had experimented a little more with the infinity stones. I could pretty much do whatever I wanted with them. However I didnt like that approach. I liked to do things myself, besides the bacon tree.

"Hela I believe I promised you a reward?" I call out and my shadow suddenly expands showing the excited woman.

"How would you like to go and see your family?" I ask with a grin.

She looks confused for a second before a bloodthirsty grin spreads across her face. "Are we going to destroy them?" She asks hopefully.

"No. What did I tell you before? It's best to make our enemies squirm and uncomfortable." I smile at her. "What's more uncomfortable then going for a visit and strolling right into the kingdom of asgard?"

She looks at me and smiles evily.

I wave my hand and a bloody Loki and enraged Thor appear.

Thor seeing the bloody Loki instantly swings his hammer at me only to have it stopped by Hela's pale palm and crushed to dust much to his horror.

"Oops must have used a little too much strength." She says with a giggle.

"Heimdall open up the Bifrost and let us through." I shout into the sky only for nothing to happen. "If you don't open it and i have to do it myself, it's going to be a very bloody day in Asgard."

Suddenly our bodies are hit by a rainbow light and moved through space.

We appear on a rainbow bridge with a massive man looking at me warily.

"Much appreciated." I say before punting the groaning Loki down the Bifrost as he whimpers in pain. "Come along Hela, I should atleast greet mother in law. I heard she is a kind and loving person."

Thor quickly tries to attack me only to be kicked in his third leg and shot into the air with extreme force. I grab him by the ankle and slap him into the ground like a child with a doll.

"Be obedient brother in law, I come bearing gifts." I smile as he curls up into a shrimp holding his balls only to be whipped around violently as I make my way calmly down the bifrost.

At the end of the Bifrost I once more punt Loki a little further towards the castle as he groans in pain.

Thor is being dragged across the ground like a limp noodle at this point.

There is a rumble as tons of asgardian warriors exit from the castle looking ready for war. An enraged Odin leading them.

"Old man, have you come to fight?" I ask with a smile.

"Release my son's at once." He shouts.

"Oh? Are you ordering me to do something?" I ask with narrowed eyes. I stomp down on the leg of Loki with a sickening crunch it breaks and he screams in pain. "Order me around one more time you old fuck try me."

The man is nearly purple with rage.

I punt the screaming Loki at the man. "As far as I'm concerned old dog, you did a pretty shit job raising that one. Jealousy issues and all that. As for this one? Idiot." I toss the noodle thor at the old man.

He grits his teeth. "Why have you come here."

"I do what I want, plus its intriguing to watch you damn near piss yourself in fear wondering if I'll bring Ragnarok to this place. You know earlier today i collected all of the infinity stones?" I say casually as he looks grim. "Shame I know how your Ranarok comes. Come Hela let's go visit mother in law."

Hela nods and we warp right past the army into the dining halls.

There was a blonde woman sitting up at the tables looking on with worry until we arrived.

This would be Frigga, a lovely lady who is married to Odin, she is the mother of Thor and Adoptive mother of Loki. This makes her Hela's step-mother, I also like her personality, very kind. She will make a great mother in law.

"Hela, it's nice to see you." She says with a small smile.

"Lady Frigga." Hela says with a slight bow. Even she has no problem with Frigga.

"And you must be her new husband. Atleast one of the children has found a partner." Frigga says looking at me kindly.

"Ryan Grim. I have come to present a gift. I rather like your character, so I dont really want you to die in the Ragnarok." a golden colored symbiote falls off my hand before I toss it at Frigga, it quickly wraps around her body.

"That will keep you safe from any danger. Consider it my gift for taking Hela as my wife." I explain. "Anyway I'm here mainly for my dowry, so I'll be taking that."

I warp with Hela again just as Odin enters the main hall in a hurry.

I appear in the treasury and look around before spotting a large bowl with flames. "The eternal flames." Hela says looking at them.

"Ah an everlasting bonfire. Nice, I'll be taking this. Also that fake infinity gauntlet." I snatch up both items and store them in Ragnarok.

I look around and spot a couple of golden apples as well, I grab them. Who knows maybe I'll make some apple juice later on.

Odin burst into the vault with a roar as we warp once more. This time appearing in the library.

I wave my hand and all the books vanish. "Since these will just be destroyed, it's a waste to let them stay here. Plus my library in the castle is a little lacking. This is a nice start."

Once more I vanish right as Odin appear. This time to the cellars. Its filled with glorious brews and ales of the gods which i swifty steal.

A roar of primal fury fills the castle as the ale vanishes. "YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR, MY TREASURE, MY BOOKS AND NOW EVEN THE ALE CANNOT ESCAPE YOUR GRASP?!? WAR! THIS MEANS WAR!" Odin roars in a furious shout.

I let out a smirk. "I don't even drink I just want him to be unhappy." I say to a giggling Hela.

The doors explode as Odin burst in fully armored.

I just warp away appearing on the Bifrost.

"The king has gone crazy Heimdall, so I'm closing down the Bifrost. Just to let him stew a bit until he calms down." I tell the massive man who is warped off the Bifrost.

With a snap the Bifrost is disabled until I say otherwise and me and Hela vanish back to earth.