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What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes?

I was a genius in the Earthen Plane. I was a cripple in the Spiritual Plane. I was dead in the Cloud Plane. After experiencing death in the form of dragon sneeze, I find myself back in my room in Earthen Plane where I was a genius. I had been too focused on training myself in the past life. Now that I've been given a second chance, I should just enjoy my life to the fullest extent! Instead of locking myself up in my room to cultivate, take in a few disciples so they can help take care of me! Easy life is best life! The other Planes suck anyway, I'll just lay back here and relax! All I need to do is to teach my dear disciples on the things I've learnt while they take care of me! Huh? What do you mean one of my disciples destroyed the Sinister Demon Sect last night? Do you not see how she's here massaging my shoulders now? There's no way my disciple could have obliterated the all-powerful Xi Family, can't you see she's obediently pouring tea for me over there? You must be delusional to even suggest my disciple could have flattened the impassable Death Mountains, just look at how cute she is taking a nap under the cherry blossom tree. What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes? *** Notes: Side Stories in "My Cute (Yandere) Disciples' Side Stories" If you're here for the R18 tag expecting adult scenes, know that this was a decision I made quite late into writing this so the scenes only come up very late into the story. One or more of the disciples may or may not have a tragic (depending on personal opinions) backstory that may or may not offend/disturb some readers (depending on your personal opinions/mental fortitude/openmindedness/morality/sexual orientation/real world knowledge/political agendas/reaction if someone gave you lemons/view on whether the Earth is flat or round, which I personally think it's neither and is actually a donut nom nom nom) which may or may not affect the rest of the story significantly. Consider yourself sufficiently warned. Story inspired from "My female disciples are scary" by feeling_tired Cover is done by the really awesome Lumi! Buy me tea (because I prefer tea over coffee): https://ko-fi.com/draekai You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

Draekai · Fantasy
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Wrap It, Seal It, Toss It, Forget About It

(MC POV)

"Ah Divine One, I thank you for coming," Benjamin bowed, the tentacles on his face wriggling excitedly. "I hope I was not disturbing you?"

I waved my hand noncommittally, "It's no problem. So what do we have here?"

Stephanie stepped aside to show me the piece of parchment they had laid on the table, "Divine One might want to look at this…"

I went to her side and inspected the parchment, finding it decorated with runes and arranged in some sort of pattern.

It was a pattern that I recognised... A pattern that I was really, really familiar with.

And why wouldn't I be? This was exactly the thing that ruined my past life, the formation that I had used to ascend to the Spiritual Plane.

Ok, maybe not exactly the same, but it's similar. Mine looked a little more crude than this. 

I'm pretty sure if I had used this formation to ascend, I would have managed to ascend without crippling myself.