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What's Your Gender, Princess?

With a heart full of determination to sacrifice myself, I decided to assassinate the Crown Prince from the neighboring country. However, when I woke up the next day, I discovered that I had transformed into him, and he me. Besides the feud between our countries, we had to confront numerous other problems - for instance, how we intended to bathe, how we intended to use the toilet, and most importantly, every morning, when I woke up, I always feel slightly embarrassed. He wasn't awkward in the slightest, just that he frequently forgot that I am a woman. Review: This has a similar vibe to "Empress with no Virtue" with an added body switch element for added hilarity. The MC is smart but she can be really clueless about a lot of things and the male lead has a blast teasing her and sometimes even stumbles as he explains some very awkward things to a curious MC, most of the time, she's like a child honestly believing his absurd explanations of how things work, which is absolutely hilarious to him and the readers! STORY CREDIT:  Credit for the story goes to the original wonderful author, Ze Mu...and the awesome translators Alyschu, 742, Liz Translation...and me, MiraiSaesang! ~~And If you have the wonderful urge to ever buy me a coffee. Here are the gateways and some love ʕづ•ᴥ•ʔづ♡♡♡  ko-fi.com/miraisaesang  patreon.com/MiraiSaesang  Thank you so much!! (✿^з^)☆

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The Great Escape 2

I and Wu Min Jun dying within the first twelve hours of the game, this was really unexpected. Especially, considering I was executed...How helpless.

Although I and Wu Min Jun are no longer in the game, the game was still in progress. We all ate together, and everyone was looking around, scrutinizing everyone else. After eating, they glanced at each other again and then went ahead to do their own things.

Pingyang's mind has been occupied with thinking about her little son - who will soon be one, but is still not named. Initially, Pingyang hoped Wu Min Jun would help name him, but Wu Min Jun came up with "Feng XX", that is Pingyang's last name, Pingyang did not dare to tell Lu Lu.

**(The Royals have title names, which are the names they go by, typically but their family/clan name is 'Feng')**

Therefore, for now, we all call him Xiao Sui. Anyway, it is not so abnormal for a child to be named later.

**("Xiao Sui" means "little year old")**

Because Pingyang and Lu Lu were called into the palace by us, they brought Xiao Sui along with them. I had nothing to do, so I went to see Xiao Sui with Pingyang. Feng You You went to sleep and Wu Hao followed me to see Xiao Sui, his own child was left in Beiyuan so he was missing his baby.

Xiao Sui looked like his mother, almond eyes, jade white skin, pink lips, growing up he will probably be a scourge like Wu Min Jun. His eyebrows are like Lu Lu's, thick eyebrows and nose are very attractive, very manly...looks full of heroic spirit, Heaven really provides. With this appearance...in the future, if he goes around wandering around, he will not need to be afraid.

Xiao Sui was not a shy child, seeing Wu Hao coming closer, he just stared at him with big bright black eyes and then his lashes fluttered and he smiled at him sweetly. Even if the smile was not directed at me, I felt warm in my heart, not to mention new father Wu Hao, he stepped forward and carried him and softly called: "Xiao Sui..."

The words barely left his mouth, when milk came out of Xiao Sui's mouth and landed directly on Wu Hao's face.

Me: "..."

Wu Hao: "..."

Xiao Sui seemed to be reeling in glee and was giggling. Pingyang who had gone out of the room to give orders to the servants to prepare some things for Xiao Sui, heard the sound and ran in, saw me holding my laughter, Xiao Sui giggling, and Wu Hao smiling bitterly. Seeing Wu Hao's face, she figured out what happened and was shocked and said: "Oh, yeah, he was just fed milk, and forgot to burp him."

Wu Hao: "..."

Pingyang simply ignored Wu Hao's tragedy and happily said to Xiao Sui: "Didn't vomit on mother's body, really good."

Xiao Sui's eyes brightened and smiled brightly

... This is not right, it's not right!

Lu Lu, where is Lu Lu? Why isn't he here to manage this situation?! Pingyang teaching him like this, Xiao Sui will definitely become the second Wu Min Jun, cannot do well following Wu Min Jun steps, it is not normal ah!

I was worried and said: "You, you can't teach a child like this, Xiao Sui..."

I didn't finish my words, Xiao Sui suddenly babbled my way, and then stretched out his two soft little hands, waving at me, seems to be asking for me to hug him.

I could not say anything anymore and walked over and gently carried him and said: "Xiao Sui is the smartest..."

Xiao Sui howled with laughter and I was puzzled and said: "Xiao Sui what is laughing?"

Xiao Sui can't talk and can only laugh and kept laughing. Finally, he poked my neck with a hand and I realized. This morning, after I was "killed", I also have to have my neck painted, to indicate that I was "dead"...Xiao Sui laughing was actually ridiculing me!

Me: "..."

Troublesome child...I silently put Xiao Sui back into his crib, he was still laughing. I told Pingyang to stop Xiao Sui from laughing, this child laughs too long. As a result, Pingyang also secretly started laughing.

Pingyang: "Oh..."

Me: "......"

What a mother and son pair...

I stayed at Pingyang's for a while, in the afternoon Wu Min Jun also came. When Xiao Sui saw him, his eyes brightened and he perked up in his crib babbling at Wu Min Jun's way, wanting to go to him. Wu Min Jun did not look at him and came up to me: "Let's go, I'm taking you out of the palace to play.

I quietly said: "Leaving the palace? Why are we going out today?"

"ba ba ba ba..." Xiao Sui babbled anxiously at Wu Min Jun who was ignoring him.

Wu Min Jun said to me: "We are both dead, anyway, there is nothing to do in the palace."

"Wow, how can you say that with such a straight face, are not worried about your face using such an excuse?! I was stunned, this is...

Wu Min Jun: "It doesn't matter, there is nothing to do anyway."

I said: "Okay, let's do it."

Seeing that I agreed, Wu Min Jun was satisfied, took my hand and we started to leave. Xiao Sui seeing Wu Min Jun leaving looked like he was about to cry, I couldn't stand it anymore and said: "You take care of Xiao Sui first."

Wu Min Jun paused, bowed his head at him and revealed a complex expression: "Xiao Sui, you were here?"

I: "..."

Xiao Sui finally couldn't take it and burst into tears.

Pingyang hearing him cry ran in, saw Xiao Sui in his crib crying on the floor, I and Wu Min Jun went stiff and Wu Min Jun, Pingyang quickly picked up Xiao Sui: "Royal brother, royal sister-in-law, what did you do?!

I said: "Xiao Sui was begging for love, but was completely neglected."

Wu Min Jun: "..."

Pingyang said tearily: "Royal brother, you do not know that Xiao Sui, apart from his father, he likes you the most, yet you still ignore him all the time."

Wu Min Jun smiled and took Xiao Sui and shook his arm to comfort him. Xiao Sui immediately became delighted and stopped crying, looking at Wu Min Jun with his big innocent teary eyes.

Wu Min Jun sighed: "I'm too likable."

I: "..."

Pingyang: "..."

I really don't want to bother with him...

I said: "Maybe Xiao Sui just perceived you as his kind."

Wu Min Jun looked at Xiao Sui and said: "The same kind? Well, this cannot be counted...but ou children definitely...hehe."

I don't know where his confidence comes from. Xiao Sui must have been tired from crying, he fell asleep as we were talking. Wu Min Jun put Xiao Sui down on his bed, then reached out and squeezed his small cheek. I was just about to be touched by the warm scene between uncle and nephew, and then I heard Wu Min Jun quietly say: "Little brat, dare to laugh at my wife..."

I: "...... ..."

How did he know! And even if he knows, he doesn't have to retaliate, right?! How can he be so childish ah?! Wu Min Jun, you said you and Xiao Sui are not the same kind, it is simply that Xiao Sui is much better than you!!!

***

I and Wu Min Jun went out of the Imperial Palace and idled around in the city. Wu Min JUn took me to eat all sorts of food, then we went to the bridge to see some performances, we were both having fun.

Finally, when it was getting dark, with Wu Min Jun at my side, we leisurely walked back to the Imperial Palace. Suddenly I felt movement on my hair, so I stopped walking and looked at Wu Min Jun. He smiled at me and didn't say anything. Suspicious, I reached out and touched my hair, and touched a hairpin, it felt good, it was made of jade, and the shape seemed to be a plum blossom.

...I remembered. At that time when our bodies were still switched, while in Dongyuan he had wanted me to buy a hairpin for him to wear, it was this one.

My heart felt somewhat moved, I paused and asked: "You...you kept it?"

Wu Min Jun said: "I suddenly came across it yesterday, I can't wear it so I'll just give it to you to wear."

I: "... "

Wu Min Jun laughed and said: "It is possible. Well, it is for you."

I said: " Oh, thank you."

Wu Min Jun smiled, shook his head and didn't say anything.

However, after we returned to the palace, we found something that was very surprising - Lu Lu was "killed".

Everyone sat around silently looking at Lu Lu's forehead and then silently turned to Pingyang, who was fake crying and saying: "Which one of you killed my Fuma? Don't you know that a child that does not have a father will not live long?"

Everyone: "..." -_-)'

Lu Lu: "..."

He's really not dead...and it is inauspicious to say this kind of thing...However, Wu Min Jun and Pingyang don't care about those kinds of limitations.

**(LOL this family...)**

Situ Youqing said: "Well everyone let's discuss, who do you think might it be?"

Pingyang first said: "Either way it's not me, Lu Lu was on duty. When he came back to my palace, there was an ink mark on his face."

Everyone looked at Pingyang with eyes that said, "who are you deceiving?"

Pingyang lamented: "...It's really not me."

Situ Youqing: "Well, I will go first, I think it is Princess Pingyang."

The other echoed her thoughts, and Baozi nodded again and again. So, everyone ignored Pingyang's defense and executed her mercilessly.

Oh, the tragedy of Pingyang.

In fact, I also think that it is her...

Pingyang revealed her draw stick with tears, seeing the words "to be killed" on it, everyone was silent...

Pingyang tearily rushed to me and said: "Royal sister-in-law, I finally understand your feelings!"

"...Thank you..."

As a result, after another 12 hours of the game, a total of four people have died. The murderer is really good...

I, Wu Min Jun, Pingyang and Lu Lu, the four "dead people" huddled together and I said: "Every time Situ Youqing expresses her suspicions first, have you noticed it?"

Pingyang thought for a moment and said: "Yes, and that Baozi is always nodding at her side, and I also think it may be Situ Youqing."

I looked at Pingyang slyly and said: "What, your suspicions are on Baozi..."

Pingyang: "..."

I suddenly thought of something and said: "Right, in fact...Wu Min Jun and Li Li martial arts skills are so high, it was probably that Baosi put his feet in ink and then went to sneakily put the stroke!"

Moreover, no one will have guarded against Baozi.

Pingyang showed an enlightened expression, but the two people who knew the murderer, Wu Min Jun and Lu Lu were still silent...