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Weirdness #2

Once upon a time, there was a Potato strolling around The Amusement Park Of Potatoes. Carrying her favorite bag of stuff while also being thrilled to have her friend Noogget there with her because she can throw him off into the wilderness. But he ended dying halfway because he magically farted, which cause him to die as he became fireworks that flew into the sky. Noogget became a ghost phantom that flew off to the Sand Mountain and fell straight down to the underworld where he caught a duck along the way down, however, he had ghost spikes stabbing painfully into his ribs.

There once was a fish who trolled the Devil Of Crackers Filled With Milk from Moo Moo Cows. Making the Cookies scared of the Jumping Cow from that really disgusting fence. The Phantom Of Sweets Aka The Potato With Noogget's Child showed Candy Of Kitten Eyeballs spinning in place and later the zoo was in trouble for kidnapping the children so they walked The Plank Of Death.

From Crew Of Parrots that liked to play with Timmy from New Timberland Ocean filled Jelly that needed to view The World Of Pocky Sticks. Red Monsters ate The zoo kidnappers in my basement last night because they were hungry and feeling lonely because they were ugly ass bushes that smelled like a Donkey with wigs being burned in a fire. Something died from piss because it was a Bush and ate Dino Poop cereal that tasted yummy and delicious since it was apple pie flavored.

The End.

This is one wacky story

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