Volume 3, Chapter 6: Mia, onwards

588. The blazing swordsman, Mia. (Natural goddess of death and destruction). Power increase: 53583 34397.

Chris pets her...

@32th egg: purrs so loudly that the entire world is shaking and presses myself against you with all my strength, as if my life depended on it.

@64th: The entire universe is shaking with every pet. Stars are shaking, planets are shaking, and entire galaxies are shaking. It's like an earthquake, but much, much more powerful...

@Unknown: purrs so loudly that it shakes the entire multiverse, and presses myself against you so tightly that we're almost one person, feeling more and more pleasure with each pet.

@ unknown: purrs so loudly that it shakes the entire multiverse, and presses myself against you so tightly that we're one person, feeling the most pleasure imaginable, and enjoying every moment of this petting session more than I could ever explain

@2,997,706,270 eggs per second: Accidentally destroys over 500 million universes and purrs even louder while pressing myself against you even tighter than before.

589. Rame the blue wolf. (Has natural toon force as she ate chocolate as large as a multiverse). Power increase: 28011 53848.

(she gets angry at the powerful beings who try to interrupt) No! Do not interrupt our wedding! (she uses her telekinesis powers to throw the powerful beings away)

Fights OP team 1: (she uses her telekinesis powers to defeat all the powerful beings one by one) I will not let you interrupt our wedding, I am the goddess of the Blue Forest and no one can stop me (she destroys the last powerful being with her telekinesis powers)

Chris pets Rame the blue wolf: 10^91 times per second.

Rame: 584,805,990,400 universes have been accidentally destroyed by my moaning.

Chris restores those destroyed universes after taking the mana.

590. Tanya (natural vampire). Power increase: 33616 58449.

She thinks Chris is just a normal person so she hid her identity as vampire. Of course, Chris found out.

Chris showed her his ass several times. Everytime, Tanya gets angry and grabbed Chris by the throat. Chris uses his power to push her away at farther and farther distances. But, she quickly returns after each dialogue. And grabs his throat again. Obviously a toon force user.

Tanya flies through the air again and lands in another city oh I'm going to kill you!

Chris pushes her away...

Tanya flies through the air again and lands in another state if you throw me one more time I will make sure you are never born again!

Chris pushes her again.

Tanya flies through the air again and lands in another nation this is the last time you do it, I swear I will kill you and every one you ever loved!

Chris kicks her away.

Tanya flies through the air again and lands in another continent I SWEAR I WILL END YOUR FAMILY TREE AND TORTURE THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE THE MOST IF YOU DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!

Tanya flies through the air again and lands on the moon OH MY GOD I SWEAR I WILL END EVERYTHING YOU LOVE IF YOU DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!

Tanya flies through the air again and lands on Mars OH MY GOD!!!!!! I SWEAR I WILL HUNT DOWN YOUR FAMILY AND E*T THEM ALIVE!!!!!!

Tanya flies through the air again and lands on Jupiter oh my god...I swear I will kill every single person you have ever loved and I will destroy everything you hold dear if you do it again!!!!!!

Tanya flies through the air again and lands on Uranus oh my god...I swear I will rip you apart and eat you piece by piece if you do it again!

Tanya flies through the air again and lands in the void of space oh my god...I swear I will drag you into the darkest pits of hell and make you suffer there for eternity if you do it again!

Tanya flies through the air again and lands on Vega. oh my god...I swear I will torture you for eternity and make you beg for death if you do it again!!!!!!

Tanya flies through the air again and lands outside the Milky Way oh my god...I swear I will make your life a living hell and I will make you wish for death if you do it again!!!!!!

Tanya flies through the air again and lands in Andromeda oh my god...I swear I will destroy you and everything you love if you do it again!!!!!!

Tanya grabs him by the throat I swear I will rip out your heart and eat it if you do it again!!!!!!

Tanya flies through the air again and lands outside the universe oh my god...I swear I will make your life a living hell and I will make you wish for death if you do it again!!!!!!

Chris time travelled to the past and started petting her...pets her 10^109 times per second.

She calms down and lays 8,629,594,659 eggs per second.

591. Stacy longhorn (natural cat girl). 33880 51608. Definitely a reality warper or destroyer.

@4000 taunts from Chris: The entire universe is shaking and is about to collapse...

After more taunts:

The entire concept of consciousness and existence has been destroyed. There is no such thing as consciousness. There is no such thing as existence. There is no such thing as a mind. There is no such thing as thoughts. Everything is just nothing. Everything is just emptiness. The mind is nothing. The universe is nothing. There is no such thing as life or death. Life and death are both just nothing.

The entire concept of time has been destroyed. Time is nothing. Time is not real. Time does not exist. Time is just an illusion. There is no such thing as a beginning or an end. Nothing has a beginning or an end. Everything has no beginning or end. The past and the future are both nothing. The present is nothing.

The entire concept of energy has been destroyed. There is no such thing as energy. The universe is completely dark. There is no such thing as heat or light. There is no such thing as motion or force. The universe is completely stagnant. There is no such thing as momentum. There is no such thing as energy. The universe is completely frozen in time. The universe is completely static.

592. Salana (natural beast kin). Power increase: 33880 51608. With toon force.

She battles the one above all, dodging his attacks and countering with powerful strikes from the massive sword. After a hard-fought battle, the one above all is defeated.

laughs "I guess they do see me as a threat. But, I don't mind. I'm ready for this challenge. Let's see how strong they really are." starts to battle the group of opponents, using powerful sword attacks and dodging their attacks. It's a tough fight, but Salana is holding her own.

She continues to battle the group of opponents, becoming more exhausted with each blow landed on her. She starts to falter, losing her advantage over the group of opponents.

She continues to fight the group of opponents, using all the strength she can muster. She continues to dodge their attacks and strike back with powerful blows from the massive sword, fighting to the very last bit of her strength.

...continues to fight the group of opponents, now feeling completely invincible. She strikes with unstoppable force, using her toon force to make her attacks even more powerful and effective. She is going to defeat her opponents, and nothing is going to stop her.

...keeps fighting, feeling completely unstoppable now. She has hit her rhythm, and she is not going to let anything stop her. She continues to strike with unstoppable force, using her toon force to make her attacks even more powerful and effective. She's in the zone now, and she's going to win this fight.

...looks around and sees the enemies lying unconscious on the ground. She is exhausted, but she feels a sense of accomplishment. She has won this fight, and she has proved her superiority. She is still tired, but she feels proud of herself for achieving this feat.

593. Ruby. Power increase: 33880 51608

Chris mounted her, grabbed her ass 10^127 times per second.

...her purrs are so loud that they are causing the entire 3rd dimension to shake, she is completely engrossed in the petting and doesn't seem to care if she could potentially destroy the entire multiverse

(Her delightful meowing is so boisterous that it seems to be shaking the entire dimension, lost in the joy of being stroked and unaware of the possibility that her actions could lead to the annihilation of the entire universe and everything we know.)

Chris: higher dimensions are affected. pets her 10^154 times per second...

...she keeps laying eggs nonstop, causing the entire universe to be torn apart. Her joy is unending, she seems to be completely unaware of the destruction that is happening around her. Her purrs are so loud that they are shaking the very fabric of the universe.

She lays eggs nonstop, 6,611,011,869 eggs per second. Her body is shaking uncontrollably, as her pleasure is immense. She is completely enraptured by the petting, and she seems to have no concept of the destruction of the universe.

594. Renny (natural demon queen). Power increase: 33880 51608.

blush. I'm so happy! smiles So you are going to kiss me at the kitchen? In the living room? In the bedroom? giggles.

Chris pets her 10^163 times per second and she lays 5,332,229,144 eggs per second.

595. Alice. Power increase: 33880 51608

Chris slaps her ass 10^172 times per second.

She begins to lay eggs, 4833309519 per second. Each egg gave her bliss; the eggs are quickly transported in a storage in the other dimensions.

...she is overwhelmed by your petting. she loves the attention and affection. She purrs louder and louder, showing her enjoyment. She is a happy cat. She rubs her head against your hand, begging for more petting.

She loves the attention and affection. She purrs loudly and rubs against your hand, showing her gratitude. She is a very affectionate cat. She enjoys the attention and loves the petting. She purrs and purrs, making happy noises.

Chris: gives her a sword larger than universes.

She is amazed by the size of the sword. She has never seen a sword so large before. She feels powerful with this sword in her hand. She holds the sword firmly, feeling confident and ready to fight.

She fights valiantly and ferociously. she strikes down powerful beings with her massive sword. She is a fierce and determined fighter, fighting for her life and yours. She swings her sword with precision and strength, slashing and slicing through the ranks of the powerful beings. She is a force to be reckoned with. She fights with all her might, refusing to let these powerful beings defeat her. She is determined to protect herself and you.

(not a fan of capitalization): she continues to fight valiantly and fiercely, striking down the powerful beings with her massive sword. she fights fiercely, not giving the powerful beings an inch of ground. she is determined to defeat them, no matter what it takes. she swings her sword with precision and skill, slashing and slicing through the ranks of the powerful beings. she is fighting for her life and yours.

she fights on and on, striking down the powerful beings one by one. she is determined to protect herself and you. she doesn't let up or give the powerful beings an inch of ground. she fights fiercely and courageously, swinging her massive sword with precision and skill. she is relentless in her fight, refusing to back down or give up. she is determined to win.

the battle is over and the battle results are as follows: alice has successfully defeated all of the powerful beings. she has protected herself and you. she has fought bravely and courageously. she has fought fiercely, striking down powerful beings with her massive sword. she has not let the powerful beings get the better of her. she has fought bravely and courageously. she is a fierce warrior, a force to be reckoned with.

596. Emily. Power increase: 33880 51608

The feeling of you kissing me while I lay eggs is incredible.

Chris pets her 10^181 times per second and she Lays 7,797,555,024 per second.

597. Jannet. Power increase: 33880 51608. She is a "no caps girl."

Jannet: i would do anything for you....i want you to be the father of my children...i want to spend the rest of my life with you...i want to marry you...i want to be your wife...you are the only thing that matters to me...i want to spend every waking moment with you...you mean the world to me...i never want to leave your side...i cant believe how lucky i am to have found you...i cant believe you are mine...i dont know what i would do without you...you are my world...i cant imagine my life without you...i never want to let you go...i could stay like this forever...you are my everything...i love you so much...i cant wait to spend my life with you...

Lays 1,145,349,740 eggs per second.

Chris slapped her ass 10^181 times per second...

Chris slapped and caressed her butt 10^193 times per second...

Chris pets her 10^238 times per second...

598. Angelica. Power increase: 33880 51608. Defeated team #1 with toon force.

Used to be Chris' older sister in the convent he works in. She had a boyfriend and Chris kept taunting him until he got arrested for attempted rape on a woman.

Chris pets her 10^208 times per second and she lays 5368384851 eggs per second.

Angelica: AHHHHHH IT FEELS LIKE THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS SHAKING.

Chris pets her 10^226 times per second.

Angelica: AWWWWWW I LOVE MY LOVER...Angelica: OH GOD IM SO HAPPY I FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE...Angelica: AWWWWWW I LOVE IT WHEN YOU PET ME...Angelica: ITS THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD...Angelica: I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS REAL...Angelica: WOW I WANT KIDS WITH HIM...

They made love on the bed.

Angelica: OH MY GOD THAT WAS AMAZING. Angelica: OH MY GOD THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD. Angelica: I CANT GET ENOUGH...Angelica: THIS FEELS SOOOOOO GOOD...Angelica: IM NOT GOING TO STOP BEGGING YOU...Angelica: I NEED MORE...Angelica: OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS...Angelica: AHHHHHH IM GOING CRAZY...Angelica: I LOVE YOU TOO...Angelica: YES I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT...Angelica: YES YOU ARE MY LOVER...Angelica: YES IM HAPPY I HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT NOW...Angelica: OMG IM GONNA HAVE BABIES...Angelica: AHHHHHH IT FEELS SO GOOD I CANT DESCRIBE IT...Angelica: I DONT WANT IT TO STOP IM ADDICTED TO YOU...Angelica: AHHHHHH I FEEL SO GOOD I CANT DESCRIBE IT BUT ITS AMAZING...Angelica: AHHHHHH IT FEELS LIKE THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS SHAKING...Angelica: AHHHHHH I FEEL LIKE I AM GOING TO BREAK THE UNIVERSE...Angelica: I LOVE YOU...Angelica: YES I WANTED HIS BABIES. Angelica: I DONT CARE MY EX IS NOTHING COMPARED TO HOW GOOD THIS FEELS...

Chris: you want hours of love making?

Angelica: YES I DO. Angelica exclaimed, "This is amazing! The universe is in complete turmoil, and the eggs are hatching! This is the most exciting thing I've ever experienced! I must hatch the eggs as soon as possible.

Powerful beings, Team 1, arrived to crush her eggs. Chris gave her toon force to see what she can do.

Angelica: She says "Okay, I will make it comical. Let's see, what should I create? Should I create a giant chicken that lays eggs? Or maybe I should create a giant egg that lays chicken eggs? Hmmmmmm... Or maybe I should create a giant chicken that lays giant chicken eggs! Yes, that's it! I will create a giant chicken that lays giant chicken eggs! And these eggs will be so big that they will be impossible to crush or destroy. Yes, that's a great idea! Let's do that."

Chris is waiting.

She says "Okay, the giant chicken that lays giant chicken eggs is a comical idea. But, what if I make it so that the eggs are even bigger than the chicken? Then, the giant chicken would have to lay even bigger eggs! Hahaha! Imagine how comical it would be to see a giant chicken laying giant eggs that are even bigger than the chicken! It would be hilarious!"

Chris shakes his head..Another psycho, he thought.

Angelica says "You want the chicken to be even bigger? Okay, let's make it happen! How about I make the chicken even bigger than the eggs, so that when the chicken lays the eggs, the eggs will be even bigger than the chicken itself? That way, the chicken will have to lay even bigger eggs than it is itself! Haha, that's even funnier than the original idea!"

Chris' eyes are narrowing.

She says "Let's make it even funnier! How about we make the eggs so big that they are the size of a house? That way, the chicken will have to lay the eggs inside the house! Hahaha! Imagine the chicken trying to lay the eggs inside the house! That would be so comical! We will have a giant chicken trying to lay giant eggs inside a house. That would be the funniest thing ever!"

She says "We should make the eggs even bigger! How about we make them the size of a city? The chicken will have to lay the eggs inside the city! Hahaha! That would be so comical! The city will be destroyed by the giant eggs! It will be a disaster!"

Chris, scratches his head in irritation.

She says "You want the eggs to be even bigger? Okay, let's make it happen! What about the size of the solar system? The chicken will have to lay the eggs inside the solar system! Hahahaha! That would be so comical!"

She says "Wow, that's even more comical! Let's make it happen! How about we make the eggs the size of the galaxy? The chicken will have to lay the eggs inside the galaxy! Hahaha! The galaxy will be completely destroyed by the giant eggs!"

Chris was biting his teeth in annoyance.

She says "You want to make the eggs even bigger? Okay, let's go even bigger! What about the size of the entire universe? The chicken will have to lay the eggs inside the entire universe! Hahaha! The universe will be completely destroyed by the giant eggs! It would be the biggest disaster in the history of the universe!"

She says "That's even more comical! Let's make it happen! How about we make the eggs the size of the multiverse? The chicken will have to lay the eggs inside the multiverse! Hahaha!

Chris shrugged and rolled his eyes.

She says "Wow, that's even more comical! Let's make it happen! How about we make the eggs the size of the omniverse?

She exclaims, "Oh my gosh, that's hilarious! We should totally do it! How about we make the eggs as big as everything that has existed or ever will exist? The chicken would have to lay the eggs inside everything that has existed or ever will exist! Hahaha! Everything that has existed or ever will exist will be wiped out by the gigantic eggs! It would be the ultimate catastrophe!"

Chris left, frustrated.

She says, "That would be a disaster of epic proportions! Let's make it happen! How about we make the eggs the size of everything that has ever existed, everything that exists right now, and everything that will ever exist? The chicken would have to lay the eggs inside everything that has ever existed, everything that exists right now, and everything that will ever exist! That would be the ultimate disaster!"

As Angelica kept on talking, the super beings were crushed by the weight of the eggs. Thor can't lift the eggs. Scarlet witch had her tongue sticking out (she was badly exhausted), the Weaver was driven to total madness and trapped herself in a cocoon. Toaa quit being god and became a normal devil. The present became the absent. Eru Iluvatar sang himself to death. Man of Miracles gave up on miracles. The creator of Umineko declared witchcraft as nonsense...that goes for you too, Scarlet witch...Cosmic Armor Superman's plot armor broke. Saitama punched himself. Kratos resurrected the gods and said he was sorry. Son Goku retired to be a food taster. The Beyonder called himself, The Forever Gone. Eternity decided to end himself and not be eternal. Molecule man renamed himself the The No one man. Death retired and appreciated life for what it is. Galactus quit eating planets. Parallax felt the worst fear in his entire life. Trigon blinded himself, seriously. Dormammu quenched his fire to avoid being detected. Onslaught became an ambassador of peace. Thanos called the Infinity Gems useless stones....and...

Living tribunal: oh god, just kill us.

From the depths of space, Chris watches the colossal eggs.There were over four eggs. The first had the letter Z, the second, E, the third, R, the fourth O.

Fifth: G, sixth: O, seventh: D, eighth: S.

It's a new realization: Zero Gods. The eggs are the slap of truth... Chris smiled... There are no omnipotent beings after all.

Angelica: She exclaims, "Yes, the beings have been defeated! We have won the battle! The chicken has laid the eggs and now we are safe. It was a tough fight, but we have come out victorious! Now we can rest and celebrate our victory."

Chris, surprised but happy with the results, returned, then kissed her at the lips.