Chapter 2

Academy... what a dump.

Ok maybe that was my own bias due to returning to school talking, but still, fuck school. Even if it teaches ninja magic.

"Alright everyone get outside, we are having taijutsu practice today." Says Iruka, the poor chuunin that the Hokage decided to sacrifice as our teacher. He already had a few streaks of white in his hair from dealing with our class. Or more like dealing with one of us.

"Hahaha, it is time to show you all the might of the next Hokage!" The screaming little shit was Uzumaki Naruko. Yes, Naruko. As in she was a girl instead of the original main character, Naruto.

There were a few such cases, girls who had been boys in canon storyline. At least there were no boys who had been girls in the canon cause yeah I am sexist like that.

Anyways, Naruko. My relationship with her was… complicated. Daiki hadn't liked how much she talked about becoming Hokage as he didn't like her way of thinking about it.

'If I become Hokage people will respect me.' Was very backwards since one couldn't become the Hokage without people respecting them anyway. Even if her reason was good, I wouldn't let her become Hokage anyway, I will be getting that title. Not because I genuinely wanted but…

[Absolute Mission: Become Hokage

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Yeah, that was on my catalog information without any chance to reject it. I had to become Hokage in order to be able to go to another world. Not that I was too against it, sure the position might come with some stupid paperwork but it was still the position of a military dictator. I kinda wanted that.

"First match, Hibachi versus Ami." And the taijutsu class, starting with the civilian students who would likely never go beyond Genin corps if they were lucky. There were only a few students who were not from a clan that had talent after all.

"Next match, Nara Shikamaru versus Akimichi Chouji."

"Too troublesome, I give up."

"Winner is Akimichi Chouji." Iruka said with his eye twitching with irritation, but I guess he was used to Shikamaru just giving up in spars. Poor guy.

"Next match, Yamanaka Ino versus Haruno Sakura." In the end the scarred chuunin decided to just move on to the next match, which happened to be a cat fight.

"Yeah, watch me Daiki-kun." And yeah… even here Ino before becoming a genin was a fangirl. But well, a girl with those ass-ets could fan over me anytime. Sakura on the other hand, she was bit of a peculiar case. She was still Ino's rival and she was also the only one of the original cast who looked different from her Shippuden look as she still had long hair and dress like clothing.

I knew how fandom saw her in my world and I both agreed and disagreed with them. Haruno Sakura the genin was more useless than a pierced condom and louder than a virgin losing their anal virginity with no lube. Her Shippuuden version on the other hand actually had been somewhat strong but written very poorly, which kept making her look useless.

As I watched her spar with Ino, I decided that she was in between useful and useless. Her body showed clear signs of dieting and I had heard her talk about it a few times but she was also above average in hand to hand combat even if she tended to put too much force behind her punches, which made her slightly lose balance whenever she was dodged. But again, she recovered quickly enough against Ino whenever that happened.

She would have been destroyed by any of the Konoha nine other than Ino in the spar though, except for maybe Shikamaru and Shino.

Though it was clear that she still had a lot of working to do to become truly useful as she fell to the ground where Ino quickly got her in a chokehold. Which meant the class get to see two attractive girls get very close. Nice.

"Winner, Yamanaka Ino." Iruka declared before making them do the conciliation seal and then send them back.

"Next match, Inuzuka Kiba versus Senju Daiki." Huh, my turn.

"Yosh, watch me as I take down the bastard, Akamaru." The mentioned dog barked at his partner which sounded like wondering how he got partnered with an idiot. Also, Kiba's declaration had garnered some less pleasant attention on him.

"Screw you Kiba!"

"You got no chance!"

"Show him, Daiki-kun!"

…I was starting to understand why Sasuke in the original series hated fangirls so much, they were loud. And among them only Ino was actually attractive.

Whelp, not that it would matter much after we graduated. So I just moved in to the circle and made the stupid seal of conciliation so that we could begin.

"Begin!" And Kiba practically threw himself at me with a lunge. He was fast, quite a bit faster than everyone in the matches before us. But he was still slow to me.

Understandable, I was a tier five and most genin to chuunin were tier four. The son of Inuzuka matriarch was just unlucky to go against me. So as his fist closed onto my face, I tilted my whole body sideways and dodged. Then just as he was about to pass me, I did a roundhouse kick and sent him out of the circle.

"Winner, Senju Daiki!"

"What?!" And Kiba did not look pleased.

"The hell, why didn't you fight properly you bastard?!" The Inuzuka boy yelled at me, ignoring the shouts aimed at him by the fangirls who were not happy who he insulted me. He looked pretty mad too, as in he might need to get some shots, just to make sure he doesn't have any rabies.

"No reason." I just shrugged and went back to the rest of the student body, desperately trying to ignore the screeching fangirls.

"You know he will end up being troublesome because of that, right?" Shikamaru asked with a raised brow, the Nara heir was one of the few people that one could tolerate in the class. He was smart, he was quiet; a contrast from practically everyone in our age group.

"Probably." I shrugged again and the pineapple haired boy dropped the subject. Probably thought that he didn't need to worry if I didn't. What now?

"Next match, Uzumaki Naruko versus Uchiha Satsuki." Oh yeah, the other gender bent character in our class.