The King of Darkness—that is, the absolute ruler of the Great Tomb of
Nazarick and the Nation of Darkness, Ainz Ooal Gown… He was the leader
of the Forty-One Supreme Beings, the one who stayed in Nazarick until the
end, attended by his subordinates, and at the moment, he was lying on his
stomach in a soft bed reading a book.
This bed, which had been brought from the Great Tomb of Nazarick to
Ainz's room in the partially refurbished home of the former E-Rantel ruler,
Mayor Panasolei, didn't give off the same nice fragrance of the one in his
private chambers in Nazarick.
It's probably because this one hasn't been spritzed with perfume, thought
Ainz as he lay on the bed.
Of course, as an undead, Ainz didn't require sleep.
Certainly, there were times he lounged in bed to cool his head and heart
when the remnants of his humanity pled mental exhaustion, but those
moments were brief. There was no point in long stretches of lying around like
he was doing now.
But there's an exception to every rule.
For example—when reading. Especially when he was conscious of how
he was perceived by other people.
The sun should be coming up soon… Oh!
Grasping the approximate time of day from the light spilling through the
crack in the drawn curtains, he readily thrust the book he had been reading
under his pillow.
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Then he glanced at the corner of the room without turning his head.
A maid was there.
She was one of the regular maids of Nazarick, and today she was on Ainz
duty— Well, technically she had been on shift since the day before. She was
sitting perfectly straight with gorgeous posture, and she hadn't shifted at all
since the previous night. As far as Ainz knew, not a single maid ever relaxed
their posture.
Ainz was bathed in her stare. It was unceasing, barring a few blinks.
The pressure was indescribable.
Surely she didn't mean to intimidate him. She probably only wanted to be
ready to assist him at a moment's notice, but the normal guy Satoru Suzuki
wished she would give him a break.
This was probably true for anyone, but he felt awkward with someone
constantly staring at him. Particularly when someone of the opposite sex was
staring, he felt like he must have been doing something wrong even if
nothing had happened.
The biggest issue was that anytime Ainz made the slightest move, she
would sync up and silently begin to move with him.
Let's be frank.
It was torture.
Of course, Ainz was the absolute ruler. If he told the maid to stop, she
surely would. But remembering the look on her face when he brought up the
subject in a roundabout way, he couldn't bring himself to give her the order.
Almost immediately after coming to this world, he had set out
adventuring as Momon, meaning this was the first time he really had maids
working at his side. This explained the surprising degree of loyalty with
which they performed every task. Ainz understood that, so it didn't feel right
to simply enforce his will on them.
Maybe they'll get sick of it after a little while.
It had already been a month since he started thinking that.
Though he was mildly concerned at the possibility things might always be
like this, he set the issue aside for the moment because it would take fortyone days for all the maids to take their turn at Ainz duty anyhow.
So this is the struggle of being a ruler… There's the work to maintain
Nazarick, planning for the organization's future, and living up to my
subordinates' expectations… I sure do admire people at the top. No wonder
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they get paid so much.
Ainz slowly sat up as he contemplated how off base he had been, once
upon a time, thinking that executives were awarded fat salaries for doing next
to nothing.
In the same instant, the maid soundlessly rose from her chair as if they
were connected by string.
Despite being on watch the entire night, she employed brisk movements.
"—I'm getting up."
"Yes, my lord. Then if you'll excuse me, I shall take my leave. After I
brief today's maid, she will take my place."
Instead of thanking her, Ainz merely uttered a dignified "mm," waved a
disinterested hand, and gestured for her to get going.
Even Ainz felt he was being awfully arrogant.
But apparently people liked it.
When he had Hamusuke survey popular opinion, their number one
reaction was, It feels like I'm being dominated and Lord Ainz is fully in
charge. At first he wondered if they were all kinky masochists, but after
thinking on it further, he realized that there was a suitable way for rulers to
comport themselves. He figured that was what his subordinates wanted.
At the office, employees naturally wanted their boss to carry themselves
in a manner becoming of a company president.
In that sense, he felt this attitude was appropriate for the King of
Darkness, and in actuality, whenever he had a free moment to spy on the
ruler of the empire, Jircniv Rune Farlord El Nix, he saw that he acted the
same way.
Still, from Satoru Suzuki's working-adult perspective, not expressing any
appreciation was strange.
"…Then have a nice rest."
"Oh! I humbly thank you for your kindness, Lord Ainz." The maid bowed
low in gratitude. "But thanks to this item you lent me, I can work for you
without rest."
No, that's not what I was going for, said Ainz in his head.
Certainly with the Ring of Sustenance equipped, the maid could stay
awake day and night, no problem. But wasn't it hell sitting in a chair all night
long doing nothing but watching him? He understood that attending him
made his subordinates happy, but there was no need for this much service.
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I think we could at least get rid of night duty…bed duty.
To the maids, it was only natural to give their all for their master.
One of them said something to that effect.
Give their all for their master? What would happen if I said I was going to
be their equal?
Unlike when he was first transported here, he was now confident that his
subordinates' loyalty was absolute. The possibility of a revolt, barring outside
influence—and assuming Ainz didn't do anything to disappoint them—was
zero. So perhaps changing their relationship and living among the NPCs as
their equal was an option.
Then he would be free from this ruler lifestyle that was constantly tying
his brain in knots. Plus—
—maybe it could be like the old days with the guild.
Sometimes when Ainz talked with the NPCs, he saw his old friends in
them. That made him want to interact with them not as ruler and subordinate
but—
No. Ainz mentally shook his head.
As long as he wasn't sure what might disappoint them, it would be
dangerous to change the system too much. And if they wished for a masterfollower relationship, then it was his job as their master to maintain it. It was
his duty to the guild's NPC children as the last remaining creator.
The maid excused herself and left the room.
That moment, as if in direct response to her exit, Ainz got busy. First, he
took the book out from under his pillow and replaced it with a different one.
It was one with a difficult title; a single glance was enough to make anyone
lose interest in reading it. He took the book he'd been reading during the
night and stored it in his space—his inventory.
Having put it somewhere it couldn't be stolen very easily, he breathed a
sigh of relief.
This was one of his duties as a master.
He didn't want to spend all night reading books so hard they would make
his head hurt. If possible, he wanted to read how-to books or fun stuff. But if
the others found out he was reading that sort of thing, it would reflect poorly
on him as a ruler. That was why he obsessed over details like this.
Incidentally, he came up with this plan because he knew that the maids
would move the book when they made his bed.
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After finishing everything he needed to do there, he pushed aside the
delicate silklike fabric hanging down from the canopy and got out of bed.
Right then, there was a knock at the door. The next maid entered.
When she saw Ainz rising from his bed, her face filled with joy, and she
approached. The one in charge of serving Ainz—"on Ainz duty"—must have
been her.
"Morning, Fith."
Her face lit up so much, she was positively dazzling. "Good morning,
Lord Ainz! I'm happy to serve you today!"
If Fith had a tail, she would have been wagging it with all her might. He
suddenly remembered that Pestonia wagged her tail.
Fith wore the same maid outfit as Foth before her. Unlike the combat
maids, all the regular maids wore the same uniform. But when their
appearance changed—or more specifically, when the girls who wore the
uniform changed—there was still something refreshing about them.
He recalled a friend's words, which had been stressed so often it was
obnoxious: "Simple maid outfits are great, but ones with all sorts of accents
are the best." They continued. "In other words, maid outfits are fantastic any
way you do them. The maid outfit is the greatest invention in the history of
humanity. Viva maid outfits!"
Ainz didn't know the word viva, but he guessed it had something to do
with admiration. Or maybe his friend had made it up. Even moments like this
reminded him of his old guildmates.
He gazed at the maid with a wry smile—although, naturally, his face
didn't move.
"L-Lord Ainz, is something the matter?"
When Fith, clutching her apron, asked him that with an embarrassed look
on her face, he realized how impolite he was being.
"Sorry. I was just… Yes, I guess you could say I was fascinated."
"—!"
"Shall we go, then?"
"Yeegh? Er, yes. Understood!"
The maid answered in an energetic, albeit slightly flustered voice and
followed behind Ainz as he passed through several rooms.
The difference between this place and the ninth level of the Great Tomb
of Nazarick was so great, the two were impossible to compare. For that
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reason, when Ainz announced he was moving in, the guardians were against
it.
Because it wasn't luxurious enough for a Supreme Being.
Because it lacked the proper defenses and counterespionage measures.
Because, because, because…
But Ainz overrode all their concerns and declared the place as his
residence—because it seemed to him that it was part of his duty as king, in
the same way that Jircniv lived at the imperial palace in the empire's capital.
And to Ainz and Satoru Suzuki, the mayor's manor was plenty splendid in
the first place. Remembering his house in his original world, there wasn't
even a way to compare the two. Besides, his room on the ninth level of
Nazarick was a bit too big and showy anyhow.
When it was a game, the interior design hadn't bothered him, but when he
actually started living there, he didn't know what to do with himself. He had
wanted to just curl up in a corner. Followed by Fith and the eight-edged
assassins who came down from the ceiling of the room connected to his
bedroom, Ainz walked over to his dressing room.
Several maids on standby there bowed reverently. Fith quickly took her
place in line with them.
"Lord Ainz, what will you wear today?" Fith asked, full of energy.
…Oh, her eyes sure are sparkling. Well, I have the feeling every maid's
eyes sparkle at this. I've heard that women like clothes, but…is that why? Or
do they enjoy coordinating outfits?
He was slightly fed up with the fuss but didn't let it show. Instead he said,
"Hmm," in a voice he thought sounded distinguished—and he was confident
because he had rehearsed it.
Honestly, there was no reason for Ainz to change his clothes.
One night rolling around in bed with a magic robe wasn't going to wrinkle
it. And his body didn't produce anything like sweat that would dirty it, either.
All that would ever get on it was dust in the air, which would come off if he
so much as brushed it. Everywhere he went had been meticulously cleaned by
the maids, and he didn't eat or drink, so there was no way for him to get his
robe filthy.
He would have had no problem wearing the same thing every day.
But none of his subordinates would allow it. Well, it made sense. If their
absolute ruler never changed what he wore, it would affect his reputation.
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That being said, Ainz wasn't very confident when it came to coordinating
an outfit.
He could select the proper gear when he made battle preparations after
taking the abilities and skills of his opponent into account while speculating
about their likely tactics and devising a strategy to counter them, but…
Satoru Suzuki could tell to some extent whether a certain necktie went
with a certain suit or not due to the limited experience he had accumulated.
But for the question of whether this combination of a purple robe with a
silver pattern and a silver necklace with four large diamonds went well
together or not, he had no idea. Plus, his body was all bones.
But if he didn't look sharp, there was a possibility that his character as a
ruler would be brought into question. That would amount to a betrayal of the
subordinates who served him so faithfully. He needed to put his all into
clothing just like everything else.
There was just one critical problem.
Even if he looked bad, who would tell him? This was exactly like how no
one would dare say a word when a major company's president's toupee was
slightly off-kilter.
Given all those factors, he had only one choice.
"—Fith, I'll leave it up to you. Find something appropriate for me to
wear."
"Understood! You can count on me, Lord Ainz! I'll put my body and soul
into the selection!"
You don't have to get that pumped up about it—is what Ainz always
thought, but he never told any of the maids that.
"Red would look very dashing on you, Lord Ainz! So I think today's
outfit will be built around the color red. Is that all right with you?"
"…I told you before that I would leave it up to you. No need to ask."
"Yes, my lord! Understood!"
If he wasn't confident, he would have someone else decide—all he
needed was to have the maids choose for him.
The crimson robe she brought out gave him pause. It was such a bright red
that it nearly gave him a headache, and it had several large gems attached to it
like buttons. It would have been fine if they were all one color, but the gems
sparkled in a total of six various hues. On top of that, there were mysterious
letters embroidered around the edge in gold thread.
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Is this a proper piece of clothing? Does this fall within the realm of
fashion common sense?
He felt like one of those guys sandwiched between signboards, decked out
in neon lights. He never would have chosen this on his own. Moreover, he
wondered why he had ever bought such a robe in the first place. He didn't
recall any of the guild members forcing it on him, so by process of
elimination, it had to have been his own doing.
Was it a bonus item? Was I forced to accept it alongside something else?
…Well, I guess it doesn't matter now.
Remembering why he owned the thing wouldn't make it disappear.
It would have been easy enough to reject it, but that would have meant it
was a lie when he said he was leaving everything to Fith. Besides, it was
possible that the only one who thought the outfit looked lame was Ainz and
that the majority of people found it fabulous. No, there was a pretty good
chance that was the case.
Finally, although it sounded nasty, the one who chose the robe was Fith,
so if anyone said anything, blaming her was an option.
I'm the worst boss.
Ainz felt guilty and realized perhaps this was what it meant to be corrupt.
He was well aware that deflecting blame wasn't how a boss—or anyone at
the top—earned praise. Still, there were things he had to protect.
In order to defend his position, he was willing to sacrifice his subordinate.
This was what it was like to be forced into that situation.
"—Sorry."
"Oh, my humble apologies!"
"No…I was just talking to myself. It's nothing you need to worry about.
By the way…" He decided to try asking just in case. "I was wondering: You
don't think this robe is too loud for me?"
"Not at all! You look great in anything, Lord Ainz! And while I think
your mainly black and dark-brown robes are charming, if that's all you wear,
there's other good sides of you we don't get to see! This one expresses your
tremendous power and—"
He interrupted the torrent of words. "Ah, if it looks good, then that's fine.
Will you dress me?"
"Understood!"
Fith glanced at the other maids.
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Ainz stood there, and the maids disrobed him without a word.
Being dressed by women was a slow-roasting embarrassment, even as a
skeleton.
But apparently, for an absolute ruler, this was utterly normal.
Or rather, it was for Jircniv. The same thing was mentioned in a book
Ainz had read, too.
He watched silently as the maids did their thing.
Before long, Ainz stood before the mirror in the crimson robe. It really
was garish. That was the only word for it.
…Well, aesthetics in this world are pretty different, right? There's a good
chance this is the proper way for a ruler to dress…probably?
To quash his lingering anxiety, he recalled the example of how people
reacted to Hamusuke.
"Well then, shall we go?"
As he headed off with Fith, Ainz thought in his heart of hearts, I could
really use some time to relax.
With his garish red robe fluttering behind him, Ainz headed for his office.
When he reached the entrance, Fith hurried ahead and respectfully opened the
way for him.
I can at least get the door myself was something he thought on a regular
basis, but the maids always seemed to enjoy their work so much with
expressions that seemed to say, Yay, I'm working! leaving Ainz no choice but
to silently accept this automatic manual entry system.
Ainz brought Fith and the eight-edged assassins into his office.
In the center of the room, exactly like in Ainz's office in Nazarick, rested
a massive desk that oozed dignity. This, like the bed in the other room, was
spare furniture brought from Nazarick. In the back of the room was the flag
of Ainz Ooal Gown—the flag of the Nation of Darkness.
Ainz crossed the room and went to the bay window. On top of a nearby
shelf was a not terribly large glass box with a miniature forest reproduced
inside. It didn't look like there were any creatures, but Ainz stuck a finger in
and flipped up a leaf.
There, hidden from the sun, was a tiny animal.
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Its slick, flesh-colored form was coated with a slime it apparently
secreted, and on one end, its body resembled human lips.
Ainz observed the Lip Bug closely.
"Nice complexion. I'm glad to see you doing well."
He remembered being told that the color was important. He had been
shown a few different Lip Bugs and learned how to tell which one was in the
best condition. This one was definitely doing better recently.
Ainz took some fresh cabbage off a plate nearby.
"Look, Slimy Boy! Time to eat!"
When he moved the cabbage toward the Lip Bug, it chomped down. He
let go and the bug continued munching away.
The creature finished the cabbage in the blink of an eye, and Ainz gave
him a couple more leaves.
Entoma had warned him not to feed it too much, so he left it at that.
Having eaten its fill, the Lip Bug must have been satisfied. It slowly
returned to the shade of a tree in the box, where it could relax.
"At first this thing creeped me out, but now that I've had it for a while,
it's pretty cute," he murmured to no one in particular with a sunny smile on
his face before replacing the box's thin lid. The fact that he used a lid that
wouldn't pose much of an obstacle if the bug was serious about escaping
showed that he was caring for it properly. Then again, it was a mercenary
monster that he'd summoned with gold pieces, so he wasn't sure if it would
just run away eventually on its own.
Ainz wiped his hands with the cloth sitting next to the box. He sat in his
chair and leaned back after completing his morning routine.
Work? It's not as if I have a set start time, but once it reaches around this
hour, I begin feeling gloomy. I guess I haven't really managed to shake my
old habits…
There wasn't a single document on his desk or even a speck of dust.
It was very different from Satoru Suzuki's workspace.
The reason for the tidiness was that he didn't have any work that carried
over to the next day. Ainz's job was to make big decisions not carry out
miscellaneous tasks. Once the decisions were made, the rest was left to his
subordinates.
…It's so rough, though. For the first time, I've realized that it's the weight
of responsibility that makes work so unbearable… That mental exhaustion—
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the pressure—is tougher to handle than physical labor. Also, I think it's
about time for that thing to get started.
He didn't even have to look at a clock.
Just then, there was a knock on his door. Fith, who was standing by,
confirmed the identity of the visitors.
"Lord Ainz, it's Mistress Albedo and the elder liches."
Her tone was deferential even when speaking of the elder liches because
Ainz had personally created them.
"I see. Let them in."
Fith yielded the way to the visitors. Albedo led six elder liches, each
holding paperwork, into the room.
"Good morning, Lord Ainz."
Following Albedo's greeting, the elder liches all bowed deeply.
"Right. Morning, Albedo. Seems like we'll be having good weather again
today."
"Yes, I heard the sky will be clear all day. Of course, the weather can be
changed to whatever the absolute ruler of this world wishes. Do you have any
requests, Lord Ainz?"
All I wanted to do was use a benign topic as an excuse to have a
conversation, and that's where you go?
"That won't be necessary. I'm not against fluctuations in weather. Sun is
nice, but rainstorms with lightning have their own charm, and silently falling
snow is rather atmospheric. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that each
day begins with the pleasures of capricious weather."
He wasn't opposed to the changing weather in this world. With its healthy
environment, the rain was actually a blessing, just as Blue Planet had once
explained to him.
It was good for nature to stay natural.
"Understood… I did notice that you weren't interested in controlling the
weather, but I took the liberty of making the suggestion just in case—since
you don't always order us to fulfill your desires."
"…I don't? I'm pretty sure I do…"
When he thought about it, there wasn't really anything specific he wanted.
Back when he was Satoru Suzuki, there wasn't anything unrelated to
Yggdrasil that he really pined for. And now there was even less. He wasn't
sure if it was a side effect of becoming an undead or not, but there was a
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good chance it was simply his personality. If there was anything he wanted, it
was rare items to add to his collection. And…
Ainz smiled sadly and shook his head gently.
"Well, maybe that's true. But it's only because there's nothing I truly
desire. If I think of something, I'll give the order."
"When the time comes, I, as captain of the guardians, will promptly select
those most capable of satisfying your request." Albedo bowed her head
slightly, and when she lifted it up again, her face was a little red. "By the
way, your outfit today is delightful. It's radiant. No, the clothes are radiant
because you're the one wearing them, my lord."
Albedo really laid on the praise.
I'm gleaming because this thing has jewels instead of buttons. It's not like
my head shoots out beams of light, thought Ainz as he nodded.
"Is that so? Thank you, Albedo."
"You needn't waste your thanks on me, my lord. I only speak the truth.
You really are—"
Albedo was getting excited. He sensed she was going to start rambling
and held up a hand to stop her. "That's plenty, Albedo. Now then, those are
the documents you guys processed yesterday, right?"
"…Yes, my lord."
Albedo's cheeks were pouting slightly in a cute way as she directed the
elder liches to set the papers on the desk.
Each bundle was thick. Ainz didn't have that many things to deal with,
but the information accompanying each matter was extensive. In this world,
like at a company, solving complex problems required lots of data on a wide
variety of subjects.
Ainz braced himself mentally. Morning was always a time to steel his
resolve.
Satoru Suzuki had been a mere employee. He had never been involved in
running the company he worked for. If asked whether such a person could
rule an entire country, he could say with confidence: No. Even someone
involved in operations at a company would undoubtedly have had a hard time
running a nation.
Even worse, Ainz was an absolute ruler. Even if what he said was wrong,
his subordinates would execute his orders to the letter.
Was there anything more terrifying than that? With one wrong word, Ainz
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could cause a mass suicide.
So what was a king to do?
The answer was simple—he would deal with it the same way he handled
the clothes he was wearing. In other words, delegate matters to someone who
had the ability.
The skill required of a boss was to assign personnel duties that matched
up with their strengths.
That said, handing off every single thing would be bad. Sure, he could
leave everything to Albedo, but even if he was king only for show, the
position entailed responsibility.
There were certain times and jobs where it was impossible to run away by
uttering the phrase I don't know.
Consequently, he always properly reviewed all the papers that came to
him before stamping them with the state seal.
After clearing a few at a rhythmical pace, he paused, internally chose one
as his goal for the day, then read everything he was supposed to know about
it. But…
…I don't understand this. It's about supplies, right? Is it important? I bet
the elder liches know… I created them! What's with this gap in
comprehension…? This is so hard to read. It's like a law or something.
There were numerous points where it said to refer to the appendix, which
sent him flipping through the documents, but then he encountered words at
the bottom of some pages that negated the conclusions above. On top of that,
there were multiple negatives in one sentence, which made it difficult to
parse.
"Albedo."
"Yes, Lord Ainz! Is there something bothering you?"
"No, it's unrelated to this, but I just remembered: What's going on with
the laws?"
Though they were calling themselves the Nation of Darkness, they didn't
have any of their own laws yet and were simply using the kingdom's in the
meanwhile.
"I'm in the process of drafting them, but if we force them on people, we
can expect discontent to build in various corners, so I'm unsure how to go
about it."
Albedo thought nothing of humans, so the statement was rather unlike her,
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but Ainz was relieved.
"I consulted with Demiurge, and…with the current laws of the kingdom,
your powers as absolute ruler are weakened. Therefore, we were considering
adopting only the first chapter of kingdom law and strictly enforcing that."
"I'm fairly confident in other matters, but"—that was a huge lie; there was
almost nothing he felt sure about—"unfortunately I don't know much about
laws. You guys can do what you think is best. I trust you."
"Yes, my lord! Understood."
Albedo looked happy. Her wings were also fidgeting. For some reason he
couldn't fathom, she—and Demiurge—still thought that he was a genius who
was always thinking one step ahead of them. So whenever he said he didn't
understand something, it seemed that they were thrilled to have a chance to
fulfill their purpose as beings created to be intelligent and knowledgeable.
"But I will say, Lord Ainz, there's no need to lie and claim you don't
know much about laws…"
"No, it's really true. I have no idea how to handle legal issues."
"Ah, I see now. You're coming from the perspective of an absolute ruler,
unbound by legislation. I understand."
Ainz had the feeling she was misunderstanding him, but he didn't say
anything—mostly because he didn't know what to say. Instead, he let a
suppressed laugh slip out. Though he was barely familiar with the concept, he
felt like this might be like when a child wanted to proudly announce
something to their parents.
"Did I amuse you?"
Albedo's puzzled face made Ainz even happier. But it was rude to laugh
on his own.
"Sorry. You're cute when you're happy—or something like that. It's hard
to explain."
The moment he said it, the eight-edged assassins flinched on the ceiling,
but there was no further movement.
"Oh dear! How embarrassing!"
Albedo hid her face in her hands. Then Ainz noticed how hard she was
blushing and finally realized how mortifying his words were. He cleared his
throat and tried to look anywhere else. It seemed that he always ended up
spewing cheesy lines whenever he interacted with the NPCs, whom he loved
as his friends' children.
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While he chided himself, he stamped the last of the documents. For now,
his work was done.
When he handed them to Albedo, who had been busy wiping her mouth,
she turned them over to the elder liches.
"Okay, let's do our usual thing. Here are today's suggestions."
Ainz took a sheet he'd prepared out of a drawer. This was a list of
proposals from all the various members of Nazarick. He was collecting
opinions and ideas about where the future of the Nation of Darkness might be
headed.
Ainz always ran his eyes over it and presented a clean version to Albedo
in the morning.
"It's such a waste of your precious time for you to do things like edit this
list."
"No, there could be suggestions for me personally in there. And besides, I
don't sleep. I have to do something to keep busy."
That was a lie. Well, it wasn't a lie that if he was doing nothing, he would
be bored, but he had no shortage of diversions: reading, soaking in a bath,
rehearsing his acting, mock battles, etc. So to have to do this sort of thing was
a bit…
Actually, some of the ideas were Ainz's.
If he suggested them directly, he risked everyone bending over backward
to realize an idea they were secretly unhappy with and ending up with
miserable results. He wanted Albedo to consider the proposals fairly, so he
kept everything anonymous. By the same token, his competence would never
be brought into question, so keeping everyone's true identities hidden killed
two birds with one stone.
Ainz read the first proposal.
"Hmm… 'It would be good to build a facility to educate children.
Discovering promising individuals and training them will lead to a future
increase in Nazarick's power. Even if it isn't a direct boon, it could still lead
to discovering new technologies and the fortification of the tomb,' is what
this person has to say."
Ainz looked straight at Albedo and readied a question for her. "This is a
solid proposal that clearly outlines the benefits of its plan. I can tell whoever
submitted this has a great mind. We could even distribute this as an example
of a strong proposal." After praising the document from the perspective of a
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working adult, he returned to a more serious expression—although his face
didn't move, of course. "Who do you suppose wrote this?"
"I think it was Yuri Alpha."
She answered immediately. And Ainz agreed.
"Right. It must be Yuri. So what do you think about it, Albedo?"
"I think it's utterly stupid. Pigs should live as pigs, be useful to their
owner, and then die. They shouldn't live any other way. There is no reason
for them to know another lifestyle, nor do they have the right to choose one."
"That's a harsh way to put it, but I agree. You can become a cog in
society with a bare minimum of education. Living and dying like that is good
enough. Spreading technology is tantamount to giving away the power to
threaten— Hmm?"
"What's the matter, Lord Ainz?"
"I remember having a similar conversation a while ago. Who was I talking
to? Narberal and…oh, Lupusregina. Right, about potions… Oh, I didn't need
to explain all this stuff to you, since you already understand. How
embarrassing. Do me a favor and forget I ever mentioned it."
"N-no! I believe it's important for us to compare ideas! So please! Please
continue!"
"O-oh… Well, it's embarrassing, but, well, I'll warn you that these are
just my personal thoughts. If anything is wrong, correct me."
There was nothing more embarrassing than explaining something cleverly
to someone who was already well versed in the subject. Though Ainz worried
that Albedo would think he was an idiot, he shared his opinions about
technology.
Knowledge and education, as well as information, were the first weapons
that humans—and in this world, other beings as well—could wield. While the
spread of knowledge could increase a nation's strength, it also had the
potential to foster discontent that didn't exist before.
That was why a ruler had to consider whether to give the people a weapon
or not. There was a real chance that it could be turned against them.
Ainz had learned good lessons on the value of information back during his
days in Yggdrasil. That was why he dispatched the two Baleares to make
potions in Carne, a location that he had under adequate surveillance. He
could monopolize the advancements and ensure they didn't leak.
Ainz wanted the ruled to remain under his rule and to keep the ignorant
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living in ignorance. But it was imperative to develop new technology and
increase his nation's strength. Ultimately, it was a question of which way the
weapon of knowledge was pointed.
"In conclusion, new technologies can be shared with and used among
those who are absolutely loyal to the Great Tomb of Nazarick. Older
technology that won't cause issues if the masses use it can be allowed to
spread freely. I think the saying goes, 'The fruits of wisdom are only valuable
if monopolized,' if I'm not mistaken." After speaking his mind, Ainz stole a
glance at Albedo's face. She didn't seem confused or distrusting. "And here
is my main point—Albedo. This is going to sound like the opposite of what I
was just saying, but I think we should adopt this proposal."
Albedo's eyes grew wide for a moment.
"To what end, my lord?"
"Sentiment. And I think Yuri has a point."
"It seems to me that the disadvantages are far greater… Or is it that you
would plan to establish the school in a remote region? Certainly if you made
sure no information leaked to the outside world via brainwashing, there
would be more benefits…"
"I won't be doing anything like that. It's a bit different from Yuri's idea,
but I think it would be good to build an orphanage in this city."
While living as Momon, Ainz had learned that shrines ran orphanages. If
that was the case, he figured he could open one in the name of Ainz Ooal
Gown.
"Basically, the core issue we're contending with is the possibility of
Nazarick's technology leaking to the outside world. To prevent that, all we'd
need to do is simply operate the facility normally and not share any
knowledge greater than what any local would know. And if someone shows
promise, then and only then would we start to think about their future. That
would work, right?"
"…I see. Certainly if that was all, then it wouldn't be a problem."
"And I'm thinking we could employ widows as the staff."
"So you would be giving jobs to—and thus saving—women who must be
struggling in poverty after losing their husbands in that battle where you
displayed some of your great power. Rescuing widows and orphans sounds
like a brilliant way to boost approval in your rule… I expected nothing less
from you, my lord."
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"Indeed. However, taking action after various widows appeal to Momon
with their plights will only improve his reputation. If that happens, mine will
hardly budge. That means we need to act quickly, before anyone comes to
him with the idea. In order to do that, first of all…I order Pestonia and
Nigredo to be released from disciplinary confinement."
Ainz was sharp enough to notice the light in Albedo's eyes change
slightly.
"With all due respect…I fear that pardoning the crimes of those who went
against your judgment without punishment will upset the rule of order in
Nazarick."
"Didn't we punish them by putting them in disciplinary confinement?"
"I find that extremely lenient. Your words are our everything, Lord Ainz.
Going against them is the greatest sin. Personally, I suggest beheading."
"That's…" He had been about to say ridiculous, but he realized how
much the denizens of Nazarick worshipped him and the other Forty-One
Supreme Beings. To deny that would be cruel.
That was also precisely why they had to be forgiven. Ainz's friends were
the ones who designed their personalities. It could have been said that
Pestonia's and Nigredo's actions were the will of his friends.
If Ainz demanded it, Albedo would no doubt obey. But that was his last
resort. First, he wanted to try to persuade her.
"Ultimately, the order I issued was to prevent the outside world from
discovering that Nazarick was pulling the strings behind the incident in the
kingdom. We needed to dispose of children as well, of course. But Pestonia
and Nigredo saved an infant who won't remember a thing. That means there
was never a need to eliminate the baby. You could say they accurately
interpreted my intentions."
"They twisted your words as was convenient for them. That sort of
behavior mustn't be tolerated."
"Albedo—"
Albedo was the captain of the guardians. He understood how she felt.
That's why he was trying to find a good way to persuade her. The wry smile
he wore when he wasn't sure what to do appeared on his—naturally
immobile—face.
"Lord Ainz, making that face is no fair…," Albedo murmured, blushing
slightly.
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Ainz touched his face. "Hmm? Really?"
"Yes," she said in a faint voice before averting her eyes and sighing.
When she looked back up, her expression was back to normal. "Understood.
After all, your words are our everything. I will happily obey."
"I'd really like you to agree based on logic not emotion…"
"That's no problem. I doubt there is anyone in Nazarick who would be
dissatisfied with their release other than myself."
"I see… That's good. Then I'll have those two run the orphanage."
"Understood. I will inform them of the decision."
"Thanks. I guess we should move on to the next item?" Ainz swallowed
hard. Next on the list was something he'd suggested. "…Hmm. This doesn't
seem like that great of an idea, but…well, I'll read it anyway." He continued,
glancing at Albedo to observe her expression. "Someone says we should
create uniforms to increase solidarity within Nazarick."
Albedo's beautiful eyebrows angled downward immediately. "…What an
outrageous, trashy proposal. Who submitted that?"
Ainz suppressed his urge to reply, I'm sorry, and instead appeared
flummoxed. "Ah, well…I don't know. I already got rid of the original slips of
paper."
"This is no good. I can't believe someone would waste your precious time
with this utterly inferior suggestion. I think we should perform a survey and
come up with some punishment for whoever turned it in."
"W—! We don't need to do that! Got it, Albedo? Absolutely no survey."
Despite internally going, Whoa—whoa—whoa, Ainz stated his position with
confidence. "I wanted to hear a diverse range of opinions from all sorts of
beings who reside within Nazarick, which was why I declared I wouldn't be
upset no matter what kind of proposals are suggested. If you rebuke any of
them, that would make what I said a lie. That could instill the belief that
everything I say from here on is a lie. If everyone begins to shrink away like
that, it'll make asking for their opinions in the future more difficult… The
moment you set foot outside this room, you erase that proposal from your
brain, Albedo."
"Yes, my lord! I shall do exactly as you say!"
"G-good. That's the way."
Ainz was grateful to have a body that didn't sweat. Otherwise he would
have been drenched. But despite his wonderful mind and body, he hadn't
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completely recovered from the pain of having his idea called "trashy."
"…Lord Ainz, this is just a suggestion, but perhaps from now on, I should
screen them for you—so no ideas this bad get through."
"Guh… No, that won't be necessary. Then it would be you choosing them
and me simply approving. If we did that, there wouldn't be any point in us
having this meeting."
"Oh! Y-you're right, Lord Ainz. This is our joint task, after all."
Albedo's wings flapped, and as if in sync, the eight-edged assassins
plastered to the ceiling all flinched.
"O-okay! Looks like you understand, so let's move on to the next item."
Personally, he had no idea what that was all about, but it didn't seem like this
was the right time to ask, and he didn't have the confidence to return to the
topic later. "So up next we have…"
As he was about to read it, there was a knock on the door.
The two of them looked to Fith, who bobbed her head and identified the
visitor.
From beyond the door, he could hear one energetic child's voice and
another faint voice lacking in confidence.
…Pretty sure this is the first time those two have come here at this hour.
Is there some kind of trouble? If so, I'm lucky they came while Albedo is here.
He knew who it was, so he could have given the permission to enter
immediately. But if he allowed them to enter before Fith reported their
names, he would be robbing her of the task she was so thrilled to be
performing. Going over workers' heads would rob them of their motivation.
It was important for those at the top to have that kind of consideration.
You must think the same way, Jircniv. You have maids doing all sorts of
things for you, too. Ainz spoke in his head to the mental image of the person
he was observing as a model king.
He wanted to be able to discuss their struggles as kings together someday.
"Lord Ainz, it's Mistress Aura and Master Mare."
Once Fith had fulfilled her duty, Ainz granted the pair's entry.
The door opened and two little dark elves came in. They were beaming,
and it didn't seem like anything had gone wrong, so Ainz was relieved.
"Good morning, Lord Ainz!"
"G-g-good morning, Lord Ainz."
"Yes, morning, you two. I'm glad to see you both looking well."
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After they both exchanged greetings with Albedo, Aura walked around
the desk and stood beside Ainz.
Having come extremely close to him, she opened her arms in a V shape.
"Mm!"
In response to Ainz's confusion, she emitted a sound that wasn't a word
and lifted her arms again. Then she looked at him expectantly, eyes sparkling,
and hopped up and down slightly.
When he finally realized what she wanted, he scooted his chair back, put
his hands on her sides, and picked her up.
"Wh-what are you doing, Lord Ainz?"
Albedo emitted a dry shriek, but he paid her no mind as he flipped Aura
around 180 degrees and sat her down on his right femur. Without a soft thigh
of his own, all he could offer her was hard bone, so he had her sit sideways in
an attempt to mitigate her discomfort.
"Eh-heh-heh." Aura laughed half-bashfully, half-happily and smiled up at
Ainz. Then Ainz shifted his gaze and waved over Mare, who was standing
there fidgeting. Mare approached timidly, but Ainz lifted him up and put him
on his left femur all the same.
"U-umm, L-Lord Ainz, m-me too…"
Ainz had just been thinking maybe he should prepare a cushion for next
time when Albedo hesitantly approached him. But seating a grown woman on
his thigh…bone was plain embarrassing.
"No, sorry…can't do it."
"B-but…both of them get…"
"…Albedo, they're still children. You're an adult, aren't you?"
For just a moment he felt like he saw a lightning bolt embodying her
shock strike behind her. He did feel like he had been slightly mean, but
embarrassing things were embarrassing. In the first place, wasn't asking for
that a form of sexual harassment?
"And what in the world is it, you two? Did something happen?"
The fortress they were building in the Tove Woodlands—the supply
stockpile, the fake Nazarick—was complete. The next tasks he had assigned
to Aura were the strengthening of its defenses and its concealment.
Originally, the plan had been to flee there if any enemy had appeared—to
save the real Nazarick from being discovered—but since he had already
given the location of the Great Tomb to Jircniv, they were prioritizing the
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forest compound as a stockpile and evacuation site.
He'd also ordered Mare to build a subterranean tomb on the outskirts of
E-Rantel.
There were no immediate plans to use it, but he didn't want any power to
go to waste.
When employing people, personnel expenses were incurred, but with
golems and the undead, he didn't have to worry about that, and Mare could
create simple stone and other materials with his magic.
Incidentally, the other guardians had also been assigned jobs: Shalltear
was guarding Nazarick and helping with transportation using Gate, Cocytus
was in charge of overseeing the lizardman village and the whole lake area,
and Demiurge was on business in the Sacred Kingdom.
Thus, at this time, all the guardians stationed in E-Rantel were present
before Ainz.
So what had the siblings come for if they already had jobs?
Aura gave a simple answer to Ainz's question.
"We missed you, Lord Ainz!"
The innocence of the exclamation made him crack a smile. "I see. I'm
happy to see you guys, too."
Ainz pet Aura's head. His hand must have felt good, because Aura
snuggled against it. It was like he was petting a cute little puppy.
"U-uhhh, Lord Ainz, what were you doing? I—I hope we aren't annoying
you."
"That's exa—"
"Not at all. How would seeing you ever be annoying?" Ainz said to Mare
before turning to Albedo. "Sorry, Albedo. You were about to say something,
but I interrupted. Oh, right. Of course I'm never annoyed to see you, either."
"Y-yes…" Her face was bright red, but she put on a dignified expression.
Then she said, "Lord Ainz!"
What? he was about to ask, but instead his eyes grew large.
"Ogyaa!"
Ainz doubted his ears. What is she saying?
Proving that he hadn't misheard her, she bashfully said it again. "Ogyaa!"
…She's definitely imitating a baby. I mean, if it was anything else, I'd be
scared. Why is she doing that? Is it stress because I piled too much work on
her? Oh! It could be something to do with Nigredo. We were just talking
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about releasing her from disciplinary confinement before.
As Ainz was feeling confused despite being undead, Mare began to
squirm.
"Umm, I'm, uh, okay, so…if Albedo wants to…"
Those words were a revelation to Ainz.
Basically, in response to him saying that these two were kids and she was
an adult, she was putting on an act to say she was a kid, too.
But why an infant? And I still don't think having Albedo in my lap is…
Then again, she had dared to do something so embarrassing in order to
make her appeal. As the one at the top and as a man, he couldn't ignore that.
And Albedo was actually, like Aura and Mare, a being similar to a child. It
wasn't right to pick favorites.
"Sorry, Mare." Having made up his mind, he let Mare down and waved
Albedo over. "Come, Albedo."
"Yes, my lord!"
Her embarrassed expression from a moment ago had vanished, and she
seemed to be bursting with as much anticipation as a puppy about to be taken
on a walk when she appeared beside him instantaneously.
For Ainz, still seated, trying to lift Albedo by putting his hands under her
arms was more than a little difficult.
"…Sorry, could you sit down from where you are?"
"Yes, my lord! Understood!"
Having traded places with Mare and sitting on Ainz's left femur facing
away from him, she nestled in.
The first thing Ainz felt was softness. She had a mature softness to her
body that the children didn't. Then came a warmth that seemed to seep into
him, making him restless.
Wow, is she soft!
She was a level-100 warrior, but it was hard to tell where she was keeping
her muscle; to put it unkindly, she was as soft as a mollusk.
"Tee-hee-hee-hee-hee."
He heard her quietly giggling.
The fragrance wafting up from Albedo's hair tickled Ainz's nostrils.
"Hmm?"
That moment, a spark seemed to flash through the brain he supposedly
didn't have.
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I've smelled this somewhere before. Albedo's clothes? No. Perfume?
Ainz had definitely smelled Albedo's somehow relaxing scent before. But
he couldn't manage to find the right memory.
"Hmm…Albedo. Are you wearing some sort of perfume?"
"Yes, I am. Does it displease you?"
"No, not at all. It smells nice."
Albedo abruptly turned to look at him. Her eyes were open so wide, they
scared him a little.
"You think so, Lord Ainz? If you like, you can smell me some more. For
an hour—or a whole day!"
"No, I don't think… An hour is a bit…" To tell the truth, though, he was
ever so slightly interested. And if he smelled it more, perhaps he would recall
the memory. "Mm, well, will you let me smell just a bit?"
Ainz moved his nasal bones in a little closer and inhaled Albedo's scent.
Since he was closer than before, the somehow comforting fragrance was a bit
clearer. Yes, he had definitely smelled it before, but he couldn't quite
remember where. As he desperately followed the threads of his memories, he
was interrupted by an icy voice.
"…Lord Ainz."
For a second, he didn't know who the speaker was, but then he realized it
was Aura. When he nervously shifted his gaze, she had narrowed her eyes in
disgust. Her lips jutted out slightly, her cheeks puffed and pouty.
"You're being kind of creepy."
"S-sorry."
She's right.
He cursed himself for being foolish enough to do something like that in
front of a child. From a moral education standpoint, it was awful. At this rate,
his old friends would call him out in the tone they'd use if they were angry at
their little brother.
"A-all right, both of you. Time to get off my legs. Albedo, let's continue
the conversation we were having before."
But they didn't move.
Neither of them budged. They seemed to be waiting to see who would go
first.
"Sheesh…"
Ainz picked Aura up and set her on the floor. He heard Albedo chuckle to
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herself. "Tee-hee-hee."
"…Aura was the first one to sit, that's why. You get down, too, Albedo."
"B-but Aura was sitting there for three minutes and forty-one seconds.
I've only been here for fifty-seven seconds. I humbly request that I should be
allowed to stay for three more minutes."
"But, Albedo, you spend more time with him."
"That's just how it goes. It's work."
"Oh? So it's just work? I'm here because I wanted to see Lord Ainz."
"Ngh!"
Albedo's butt squirmed on Ainz's thigh, and the two girls glared at each
other.
He knew why Albedo wanted to sit in his lap, but what was Aura's
reason? Surely she didn't love him the way Albedo did. In the first place, he
didn't remember doing anything that would be worthy of so much love, and it
was too soon for a child like Aura to have romantic feelings. So then…
Having thought that far, Ainz reached an answer.
I see. She wants me for her own?
It was possible she wanted a father figure. Aura and Mare had been
created young. They were at an age where they should have had parents. So
maybe she was trying to get what she was missing from Ainz?
He had been thinking that if there was a dark elf country, he wanted to go
there to find the dark elf siblings some friends. But Satoru Suzuki had never
yearned for a father figure, which was why he never noticed the possibility
that Aura and Mare might.
I wonder if the library has moral education books for kids.
When they were merely data, it wasn't an issue, but now he needed
something to make sure Aura and Mare had proper mental development.
Yeah, they need to make dark elf friends! I'll make that higher priority.
Speaking of which…
"Aura. There's something I wanted to ask you. What happened to those
three elves I gave to you and Mare?"
"You mean the ones who tramped into Nazarick with their dirty feet but
were pardoned because you're so compassionate?"
Ainz nodded.
He had given the slave elves accompanying the workers he had
summoned to Aura and Mare. Really, he didn't want to leave any uninvited
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trespassers alive, but they hadn't entered Nazarick by choice and they weren't
there to steal his treasures, so he figured it was okay to have mercy on them.
He also thought that since they were elves, maybe they would have a good
effect on Aura's and Mare's development.
"I see. We left them on our level for now."
"Left them?"
"Yes, for some reason they bustle around trying to take care of us. It's sort
of annoying."
"I-it's like Aura said. W-we can dress o-ourselves, but they still try to
help…"
"You need to get your act together, Mare. That's why they try to change
your clothes for you. They don't do that to me."
I see. So they try to take care of them, hmm? I guess they are acting sort
of like my maids. I identify with your suffering, Mare. Still, it seems to have
been worth saving those three. But are former slaves bad for moral
education? Hrm.
"Well, we spared them. Don't get angry and kill them or anything. If
they're too much of a nuisance to you, tell me and I'll send them somewhere
else."
"Understood! Thank you."
After Mare nodded, Ainz said, "Now then"—and turned a cold gaze on
Albedo—"Albedo, it's about time for you to get down. I'm sure it's been
three minutes."
She looked reluctant for the briefest of moments but obeyed silently and
got off his lap.
"By the way, what are you guys doing, Lord Ainz?"
"Hmm? Oh, we're going through the suggestions everyone in Nazarick
had about making the country better. Do you two have any ideas? Anything
at all."
Aura's face brightened up.
"I have a great idea, Lord Ainz!"
"Oh-ho. What is it, Aura? Let's hear it."
"Okay! I think boys should dress as girls and girls should dress as boys!"
…BubblingTeapot!
Ainz howled his old friend's name internally.
For a moment, he hallucinated a pink slime apologizing—Sorry—in a
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cute voice that didn't match its appearance at all.
"I see. Lady BubblingTeapot's idea, huh? Certainly, it's not a bad idea.
And implementing the will of the Forty-One Supreme Beings in this country
would be good."
Really? Ainz wanted to say out loud, but he couldn't.
Anyhow, he needed to veto the idea. But there was a problem.
These two dressed the way they did out of obedience to BubblingTeapot.
If he was going to reject Aura's idea, he needed to come up with a reason
why it was fine for them but not everyone else.
He couldn't think of anything on the spot.
"Lord Ainz. Shall I begin the process of carrying out Aura's proposal?"
Why are you in such a hurry?
There's no time left.
If I allow this, it's as good as announcing that the Nation of Darkness is a
country with deviant tastes. We can't have that. The only one who would be
happy is BubblingTeapot. No, even if she were here, I bet she'd never visit
our country.
There are a few people who, if they heard the NPCs they created had
attained consciousness, would actively avoid them, never mind coming to
visit. BubblingTeapot is definitely one. Yamaiko and Ankoro Mocchi Mochi
would probably come, though. They're all women, so why is she so
different…?
Thinking back on her fondly, Ainz stood and gazed out the window. It
wasn't as if there was any meaning in that gesture. He was just buying time.
Once he had a way to start figured out, he spun around and looked at all three
of them.
"I definitely reject that idea."
"B-but why?"
Of course you would ask that… But giving all men without a partner on
Christmas a mask would be a much better law that that one.
He exhaled deeply. Of course, it didn't mean anything. He was simply
buying more time.
"There are multiple reasons. Do you need me to explain each one,
Albedo?"
"Y-yes, p-please."
He had intended the question for Albedo, but Mare intercepted. He's
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normally so docile, so why is he being so vicious now? Ainz thought to
himself sadly. He was sure Albedo would have said, No, that's all right. I'll
explain to these two. But under these circumstances, he had to explain it
himself.
"…All right. I'll explain. I wonder where I should start."
Ainz brought a hand to his chin and hmmed. It goes without saying, but
that was also to buy time. After thinking so frantically, he nearly broke out in
a cold sweat, he had an idea.
"First, hmm. You probably thought that since you two are dressed like
that, everyone else should, too, right? That that's what BubblingTeapot
would want? But that's not true. Yes, you guys are special."
"We're special?"
"Exactly. BubblingTeapot has you two dress that way because you're so
special to her… Do you want to make everyone special like that?"
"Of course not!" Surprisingly, the one who shouted was Mare. "I would
hate that! I don't want a ton of strangers to have what Lady BubblingTeapot
gave especially to my sister and me!"
"Y-yeah. That's what I think. You get it, right, Aura?"
"Yes! It was stupid of me to not consider Lady BubblingTeapot's
feelings!"
Whoo! Ainz suppressed his urge to do a fist pump.
"Other than that…"
Aura and Mare already agreed. Letting the conversation end on a vague
note was probably fine. There was just one thing he was worried about.
Albedo murmured, "So we rejected a few," and Ainz turned to look at her.
With her uncommon intellect, she might have been thinking about
something beyond what he could follow. He was worried she might find it
weird if he ended the conversation there.
When their eyes met, she cocked her head and smiled.
Ainz averted his gaze, unsure what her reaction meant. An elder lich
happened to be standing where his eyes ended up, and his gaze was drawn
naturally to the documents in its hand.
"Ah, so you were thinking about that, too, Lord Ainz? That was the one
you looked at the longest. I think it would be fine to discuss it with these two,
if you like?"
The sudden remark made him shift his eyes back to her.
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"Hmm. So you were thinking about it, too, Albedo."
"Yes. I was sure you would bring it up. You must have thought it would
be all right to talk about it with them, right?"
"I'd expect nothing less from you, Albedo. Even if I don't say a word, you
know what's on my mind."
"Nonsense, my lord." She bowed with a smile and Aura puffed her cheeks
up crankily. "But more importantly, I hadn't considered what you said about
Lady BubblingTeapot's feelings, either. Such is the brilliance of our creators,
the Supreme Beings. Your points of view are simply beyond me."
"Oh, don't say that, Albedo. I think someday your abilities will surpass
even my own."
She was already way better than him. Ainz wondered, embarrassed, what
he was even saying, but Albedo nodded with a face full of determination.
"Yes, my lord! Someday, for sure!"
"Umm, were there any other reasons?"
"Ah yes, Aura. Albedo, tell the other two. Make your explanation simple
so even children can understand. Yes, make it easy to grasp."
Having told her that, he turned once again to the window as if to say, I'm
not talking, you are. But every bit of his attention was focused on his hearing
so he wouldn't miss a word Albedo said.
"Yes. Actually I was thinking of suggesting it to Lord Ainz later, but there
is a bit of a problem."
"What? Who's causing trouble? Should we go kill them quick?"
"No, it's not like that. Actually, we've learned that in the near future,
there will be a supply shortage. If we told everyone to swap clothing now, it
would be a headache unless we told everyone to exchange used clothes."
What? Really? It wasn't as if Ainz could actually ask. He frantically
recalled what was written in the documents from before.
There was something about materials, but he felt like there was quite a
good amount. But if Albedo said they would be running short soon, it must
be true.
Isn't that actually really bad? But couldn't we also just buy stuff from the
empire or the kingdom? We should still have assets for that in the city.
Albedo answered Ainz's natural question. "This is a commercial city
doing a fairly good job fulfilling its economic role of supply stockpile. But
since Lord Ainz took over, almost no merchants have visited from the three
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neighboring countries. For that reason, our supplies are gradually being
depleted."
"Couldn't we just bring some in from somewhere that has some? What if
we stole from the empire or the kingdom?"
"Sis, th-that's a bad idea. 'Cause, uh, umm, didn't Lord Ainz prohibit the
use of military force against our three neighbors?"
That was right. He wasn't sure what the future would hold, but until the
city was fully under his control, he wouldn't allow anyone to exercise
military might. Of course, it would be a different story if someone attacked
them first.
"Then what'll we do?"
"Uh—uh, we don't have to worry, I don't think. Umm, uh, Lord Ainz will
figure something out."
Ainz wanted to say, So you're dumping this in my lap now? to Mare, but
he held himself back. Who could betray the trust of these two kids as Aura
chimed in with an "Oh!" while she stood beside Mare?
But as a run-of-the-mill company employee, there was no way he could
come up with a proper plan to assuage the city's economic woes. That was
why he played one of his two trump cards.
He slowly turned around and said as if he was completely confident,
"Albedo, you're already working on it, right?"
In other words, he was throwing it at someone capable.
"Yes, soon we'll be reaping the seeds Demiurge sowed."
"There you have it. You two don't need to worry about a thing."
He did feel a bit guilty when everyone in the room looked at him with
gleaming eyes as if they were observing someone amazing—as well as fear
of the disappointment that would appear in their eyes when they found out it
was all a sham.
But Demiurge, huh? I dunno what kind of plan he's been concocting, but
I'd expect nothing less from him.
Ainz wanted to ask more about this harvest, but there was no way he
could do that—because Ainz Ooal Gown was supposed to have a handle on
everything.
I know I should probably study economics, but when I read difficult
books, my eyes just kind of glaze over… Like, c'mon, there must be a simpler
way to explain Keynesian economics. Is my mind simply not as flexible
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anymore because I'm getting older…?
Ainz had been plenty capable of learning the game systems in Yggdrasil.
He never bragged, but he had astounded his guildmates by memorizing over
seven hundred spells he had acquired. On top of that, knowledge of spells he
didn't have was a weapon that allowed him to read his opponents' abilities,
so he had done his best to learn about all the magic in the game. As a result,
he was probably one of the top five in the guild when it came to magic
knowledge.
He had accomplished all that, but academic books were simply beyond
him.
Hmm? Is it possible I can't learn anything else because I don't have a
brain?
That was impossible, since he had learned a ton of things since coming to
this world, but the terrifying thought sent a chill up his spine.
"Lord Ainz, I was actually hoping to obtain your permission for
something…"
"What? Permission?"
He didn't think Albedo's proposals required prior authorization. She was
so sensible that she would surely make even better decisions than him. But an
organization couldn't function that way. The job of the one at the top was to
take responsibility for the actions of those below. For that, authorization was
necessary.
"In order to get those humans moving, I was thinking we should send
someone to the royal capital. May I go?"
"What?!" Ainz was so surprised, he raised his voice.
He was nervous to send Albedo anywhere with Demiurge out. Not to
mention that the city wasn't fully under his control yet.
More than anything, though, his surprise was largely due to this being the
first time Albedo had ever proposed anything like that.
"…It would be…pretty inconvenient to send you away…"
"Oh!" Albedo seemed happy to hear that. "Don't worry, Lord Ainz. I'll
get the job done as quickly as possible and hurry back to your side."
"I see… Maybe it's not a problem if it's for only a short time. Who are
you planning on having manage the city and Nazarick while you're gone?"
Since Aura and Mare looked curious, it clearly wasn't them. Ainz figured
it definitely wasn't him, so he had to ask.
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"I was thinking of entrusting things to Pandora's Actor."
He heard Aura and Mare say, "Pandora's Actor should be fine."
"…Him?"
"As you created him, Lord Ainz, he's a highly valuable asset. The apple
really doesn't fall far from the tree—do excuse me. I didn't mean to imply
that we are like your children simply because you and the other Supreme
Beings created us. Please forgive my rudeness."
Ainz was bewildered and blinked furiously at the unexpected apology—
that is, the sparkle of the red points of light in his eyes dimmed.
"You don't need to apologize. He is, well, my child… Sorry. It's not as if
I dislike him, but he is an incompetent child… No, I don't mean he's bad or
anything like that… Agh, what the heck. He is like a child, yes."
They ended up facing each other in silence, and that wasn't going to get
them anywhere, so Ainz posed a question.
"If Pandora's Actor is going to be managing things, then what about his
job acting as Momon? Am I supposed to do it?"
"No, I certainly don't mean to foist such basic tasks off on you, my lord. I
intend to set things up so that Momon takes on a request to patrol this area."
Ainz nodded with a grunt of approval.
He had been feeling like he'd like to be Momon for the first time in a
while and stretch his wings, but when he thought about it, the situation was
very different when compared to his first carefree adventures. There were
more nuisances, more matters that required him to stay on his toes. Perhaps it
was best to have Momon go on patrol.
"U-umm, but if S-Sir Momon leaves, will there be problems with the
humans in the city?"
"No. Lord Ainz's ploy was a critical success. Because we haven't done
anything nasty to the humans—not that anyone intended to in the first place
—they truly trust this Momon character. So if Momon gathers the people of
influence in the city before he leaves and tells them to do as we say, there
won't be any issues. And I'm so impressed that they don't realize they're
being manipulated by a puppet. All I can say is that it was brilliant of you to
have seen so far ahead and planned for this right after we were transported
here, Lord Ainz."
"Nnnn…it's sort of convoluted that they believe in Lord Ainz because
they believe in Sir Momon."
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"That's true, but what other choice do we have to govern the city
peacefully? We'll gradually remove Momon from the picture as we cultivate
their allegiance to Lord Ainz. It might take a few years, but that's just how it
will have to be."
"All right. Albedo, leave things up to Pandora's Actor, and once you're
done with all your preparations and handoffs, go harvesting. Is there anything
you'd like to request to get you started?"
"Understood. Well, I suppose while I'm there I'd like to meet with the
human king and negotiate some things. I'll draft my proposal, so could I
trouble you for a review?"
"Sure. Bring it over later."
He was confident that if it was Albedo's plan, all he would have to do was
give it his stamp of approval.
"Also, this is somewhat awkward to ask for, but could I have a few outfits
to wear? I think I'll need to change while I'm there."
"I see. Then I'll give you some things from my collection. Come by in a
bit. By the way, is Demiurge—? Ah, never mind. It's fine. Shall we move on
to the next item…? Since you two are here, I might as well ask your opinions,
too."
2
Once their work was finished, the three guardians and the elder liches left the
room, leaving only Ainz and Fith—plus the eight-edged assassins clinging to
the ceiling.
Actually, Ainz's work was done now, meaning the rest of his day was free
time. He had things he could do, but if he did them early, it just meant he
would have nothing to do later. Ainz wondered how to best use this time for a
while, then he stood up as he stumbled upon an idea.
"I'm going to go see Pandora's Actor."
When he made that declaration and set off walking, Fith followed behind
him without a word. Naturally, the eight-edged assassins did, too.
When they left the house, the outside air was still cool—the calendar
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would've told him as much. Ainz thought there was a comfortable breeze
blowing, but when he considered that he had complete resistance to chill, he
couldn't help but glance quickly at Fith before they set off.
The complex was mostly made up of three buildings: the main house they
had just been in, the offices of the domestic officials, and the second
residence. Pandora's Actor—or rather, Momon—was staying in the second
house.
Really, it would have been appropriate for Ainz to have Momon come to
him, as the ruler, but he wanted to enjoy a change of pace.
"Huh? What's going on?" Ainz murmured to himself as they approached
the second house. He was peering at a little structure adjacent to it. They
called it a stable, but the only one sleeping there now was Hamusuke. Or
rather, that's how it was supposed to be.
As Ainz approached the little stable with a question on his mind, he heard
some snoozing breaths. Sleep was a privilege of the living. Hamusuke must
have been there.
The sun had already risen pretty high, but apparently she was still
sleeping.
Hamusuke had eyes like a cat, so she could see in the dark, but according
to her, she didn't operate in terms of day and night. Her lifestyle had been to
eat and then sleep until she was hungry again.
Honestly, when Ainz heard that, the first thing he thought was, How did
you earn the title of the Wise King of the Forest? He felt stupid for expecting
more intelligent behavior.
"If I can get this close before she realizes it's me, does it mean she's gone
soft? Geez…she's let herself go. Well, no, I guess I have to consider the
possibility that she was up late working last night."
"She wasn't. Mistress Hamusuke was here all day yesterday."
Upon hearing Fith's damning remark, Ainz tried to come up with
something to say in Hamusuke's defense, but he couldn't.
Well, she's a pet anyhow, so expecting more out of her would be barking
up the wrong tree. I don't care if she lets herself go…but it is kind of
offensive to have someone around who is just hanging out while I'm working.
Of course, that's just me taking out my frustrations on her…
When he peeked inside the stable, a giant hamster was lying there asleep.
It was an image of slovenly sleep that could be perfected only by a nose
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bubble.
But there was something else that caught Ainz's eye besides the bold
sleeping posture more appropriate for a middle-aged man than any hamster
he had ever seen.
Curled up in Hamusuke's tail was a death knight. That was the mystery
undead Ainz had detected from outside.
He had a sensory link with the undead he created, so he had a general idea
of where they all were. But when they moved to E-Rantel, he had brought so
many that sometimes it felt like a big jumble. To be honest, it was difficult
for him to tell exactly what undead he had and where they were at the
moment. Still, he hadn't assigned any to this stable, so detecting one had
surprised him.
"Wake up, Hamusuke."
"Mrrf, that I say."
Hamusuke rubbed her eyes dexterously—or perhaps it was best described
as "in a human way"—and turned around, catching sight of Ainz.
"Ohhh! I wondered who it could be, I did. If it isn't my master!"
"Right now, no one's around, so that's fine, but normally you need to call
me Lord Ainz. You're Momon's mount, not mine."
"Of course, that I will, master!"
"Okay. If you understand, then that's fine…"
Her reply made him want to ask if she really got it or not, though.
Magical beasts, due to their nature as beasts, were particularly susceptible
to mind control. That was why he was lending her an item that gave her
immunity to those types of spells, but he was still worried that she might end
up leaking intelligence for some reason completely unrelated to magic.
"Well, you haven't made any mistakes yet. I'm putting my trust in you.
Now about what I really wanted to ask you: What's with this death knight?"
"Ohhh! This is my training friend, that he is."
That's when Ainz remembered.
Apparently, this was the death knight he had assigned when Hamusuke
was acquiring the warrior class—the undead they had used in tests to see if it
could level up as a warrior and acquire martial arts.
Ainz had even equipped the death knight with an artifact that dramatically
increased experience point gain in exchange for decreased ability points, but
he never leveled up. Ainz wasn't particularly upset because the results were
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as expected, but Hamusuke began to protest about this and that, so after
retrieving his artifact, he let her have the death knight.
That guy…? But the spikes on his armor are rounded off… I didn't give
him to her as a body pillow. I was hoping maybe she would master something
as a warrior… Well, whatever. I have plenty of death knights. Letting her
have one won't cause any problems.
At this point, Ainz had so many death knights, it was overkill—he had
even been creating them as part of his daily schedule.
"I see. Got it. But even if you're not a wild magical beast anymore, it's
pretty bad if you don't notice someone until they get this close to you. We're
not Aura, after all. Shouldn't you be a little warier?"
Hamusuke looked dejected, and her whiskers drooped. "I am sorry, that I
am. In the forest, I was the strongest, that I was. I was never attacked, so I
never really had to be on guard, no I didn't."
"Didn't you ever have a child…hood? But wait, what about the Giant of
the East and the Magical Serpent of the West?"
"Who? That I ask. Who are they? East? West? What are you talking
about? That I wonder."
A question mark appeared above Ainz's head. "…The other two you split
the rule of the forest with."
"Oh-ho! I was not aware such creatures existed in the forest, that I wasn't!
Brilliant, master, that you are! I'm impressed with your knowledge, that I am!
I don't know much about the world beyond my territory!"
"You call yourself the Wise King of the Forest, but…"
"It was a human warrior who came into my territory a long time ago who
named me, that it was. It was a rather cool name, so I let that warrior go, that
I did. How nostalgic!"
Ainz had the feeling he had figured out what happened.
The warrior who had been allowed to escape must have exaggerated the
story of facing off against Hamusuke. Even if it was only to justify why they
survived while all their friends had been killed.
He could understand the logic of it. Hamusuke was actually quite strong
by this world's standards. The only humans he had met who could defeat
Hamusuke were probably Clementine and Gazef.
Ainz suddenly thought of Gazef.
"Hmm? What's wrong, master? That I ask."
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"Ah…it's nothing. Just, right… You're not qualified to be Wise King of
the Forest. You're the Hamster of the Forest."
"If I remember correctly, a hamster is that animal you mentioned before,
master, that it is. You really think I'm a hamster, do you?"
"Yep. You're a giant hamster."
"Ohhh! I'm a giant hamster, then, that I am. Do you know where I might
find some more of me? That I wonder."
"Nope."
His firm negative depressed her.
Ainz felt like maybe he had been too mean, so he consoled her. "I
guarantee those who work for Nazarick commensurate rewards. If you
continue to work for Nazarick, I'll make sure to find you some relatives."
"Ohhh!" Hamusuke's whiskers perked up. "I've always been loyal to you,
master, that I have, but now I'll redouble my efforts to be loyal, that I will!"
"Good, good. So, Hamusuke. Is Momon—I mean, Pandora's Actor—
home?"
"Your double, master? I'm not sure if he's in, no I'm not. He rides in
carriages the humans send around, so he doesn't always go around with me,
no he doesn't."
"Ahhh, I seem to remember him telling me he was using the carriages to
share information.
"Heh-heh." Ainz chuckled deviously.
That was all according to his calculations. The people were convinced that
they were telling Momon things that Ainz was keeping secret from him and
aiming to get him to defect, but actually, Pandora's Actor was feeding them
lies without them realizing.