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I wake up in a white room with a modern look, I was sitting infront of a table and behind it was a kid, who was reading a book.
"Hi?" I asked confused, trying to remember what happened before my mind went blank.
:Oh you are finally awake: said the kid with a voice that belonged to neither man or a woman, neither a child or an old man.
"what happened? where am I?" I asked still confused.
:I am sorry to say this but you have died: said the kid with a voice that contained pure sadness and pity.
"oh... is that so" having read many fantasy novels in my life I just went with the flow, remembering what happened.
:hmm what a neutral reaction, you truly have went with the flow: the kid exclaimed with a bright face.
[aaand here it goes! he can hear my thoughts] I thought.
:yes, yes we do tend to have this types of powers:
"so... what happens now?" I ask with anticipation, thinking of being reincarnated in a fantasy world with magical powers.
:haha you really are a funny guy: said the kid whilst laughing.
:you committed a sin, and you think I'll just send you on a magical journey?: He said with a smug grin.
"what sin! all I did was defend my self!" I exclaimed
:yes exactly. you were destined to die then and there, that was your fate. but you resisted and killed a man whose story was not meant to end yet!:
At this point I was utterly dumbfounded.
:and now I shall fulfill your request of going to a fantasy world, just like you wanted, there every being has atleast a speck of magic in them... but you won't: he said as his face distorted and turned dark.
"WHAT?!" what... what did he just say?... ?
:you heard me right, and also you will be immortal so you won't be able to be reborn in a different world. that will be the price you will pay for your sins:
"..." ...
:Ok goodbye now and I hope to never see you again: he said with a smile on his face whilst waving his hand at me.
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I wake up again but this time I was in a forest...
"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!?!"