None of these makes any sense to me', Kaitochi thought
to herself. This was the second time in three weeks that
her boss would ridicule in front of her colleagues. Mr.
Robinson hasn't been satisfied lately with her level of
efficiency. He was rumoured to have been married
twice with none of his marriages exceeding six months
since neither of both women could keep up with his
irritable nature. He was a short, dark, plump man who
kept an afro hair style and loved to keep his dressing
formal, even on Fridays which have been reserved for
native wears. He hardly wore a smile and was often
seen moving around the banking hall, to the dismay of
his staff who would have preferred to gist alongside
their work. Today he is wearing a white-striped blue
shirt with a matching tie on a three-piece grey suit and
pair of black shoes as both hands are tucked into his
pockets while he walked away from her desk. The
customers seem to revere him as well because their
queue straightened up as he approached their corner of
the banking hall.
This was her tenth year at Cashflow Bank and nobody,
not even Mr. Robinson in all his superfluity, will make
her lose her mind. He has threatened to transfer her to
one of their branches in the rural areas on several
occasions owing to the displeasure expressed by their
customers. Deep down, she knew that things were
beginning to take a different turn as sometimes she
caught herself gazing half-consciously at people who
were obviously trying to make a transaction or two over
the counter.
Kaitochi, whom everyone loved to call Kay, had been an
excellent student back in her days at the University. Her
father, Nnanna, was doing all he could to give his only
child the best of everything, education inclusive. She, on
the other hand, was determined to make him proud.
Her mother, she was told, had died some days after her
birth, from postpartum haemorrhage and he had
singlehandedly raised her. He was always around except
for his fortnightly visit to Lagos for what he called 'The
Skylarker Reunion' which she had never questioned. He was all she had. Things were going quite well until her
third year in school.
It was about 7:45am and she was getting set for school
when her phone began to ring. She checked to see who
it was.
'Oh Papa, not now', she muttered under her breath and
quickly replied with a text message that read: 'Call you
later. Good morning Papa. I love you'.
She flung her school bag onto her shoulder, picked up
her keys from the table, opened her closet to put on her
only pair of shoes to find them missing. She checked to
see if they were under her bed but they were not.
'Ada!' she screamed at her roommate who was still
lying lazily in bed.
'What is it again?'
'My shoes'
'Outside'
She sighed and stormed out of the room.
She met Bisi, her best friend, on the corridor still in her
pajamas. 'What the hell is wrong with everyone this
morning?' she wondered. Bisi couldn't believe that her
whacky girlfriend was heading to class on a public
holiday wearing mismatching shoes, a brown and a
black with her fuzzy hair looking like she had just fought
with a dragon.
'Where do you think you are going to looking like this?'
Bisi asked pointing to her friend's mismatching pair of
shoes. 'I bet you didn't look at yourself in the mirror
putting on these. See as you resemble mad woman. It's
a lecture free day. Why do you think the rest of us
aren't dressed up for school like your geeky self?'
'Now I know why Ada was not preparing for school.
Thank you so much, Sweetheart. She would have saved
me this embarrassment. I'm going to kill that girl when I
get back to the room.'
'You are seriously not considering that, are you?' Bisi
queriedThat girl has never been a model student. I can't help
but wonder what her parents were thinking when they
bought her a JAMB form. She may be one of those
students who were forced by their parents to be in
school. I overhead her speaking to someone the other
day that her CGPA is not enough to earn her a pass and
all the lecturers have turned down her request of
sleeping with them in exchange for marks.'
'The new VC is like a demigod. Two lecturers from the
faculty are under probation for alleged exam
malpractices. It's being speculated that the Senate will
be sitting tomorrow to decide their fate. All these
underage, over-pampered kids in school make me feel
like a grandmother. '
"What will you say about Iya Kemi?' Kay asked pulling
Bisi towards herself to make way for a girl carrying a 25-
litre jerry can on her head.
'She suppose don born pikin wey fit marry your mama'
'That woman is phenomenal. Have you noticed that she
has been making straight A's since first year?'
She might end up being the Best Graduating Student in
a class of single men and women who have no cares in
the world'
'Las las we go still grad. No be say my brain no too
sharp. Laziness jus dey tidy me anyhow.'
'Ikenna bought me Okpa and Zobo for breakfast, do you
mind coming with me to have some?' Bisi smiled.
'That little boy is still running around you? Bisi, what
have I told you about cute guys?'
'He is handsome, super smart and graced with flashy
eyes. What more can I be searching for?'
'Did I hear you say flashy eyes? Your mumu don do
abeg. If I were half as beautiful as you, my eyes will be
searching for solid gold. I am waiting for some
billionaire to come and sweep me off my feet but we
both know those guys would rather we flock around
them than settle for a girl.' Kay retorted.
'Are you coming in for breakfast or not?' Bisi asked as
she rubbed her tummy. She was lucky to be one of
those girls who hardly put on weight despite feeding like a pregnant woman who is expecting a set of triplets
and has just been licensed to feed like a pig on
rampage.
Bisi's father, Mr. Nasira, who taught Arabic in the
Languages department, lived at the staff quarters with
his family which is located about 25km from the
Administrative complex and has since become a second
home to Kaito. His wife, Aunt Fatima, was the school
Librarian but doubles as an Event Planner mostly during
the weekends and the holidays. She often joked about
how she wanted to study Home Economics but her
father was going to lose his mind if she didn't follow the
trend of preserving the book culture in the family. So, in
order to please him, she went to a catering school
alongside running her degree programme in the
prestigious Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria. Nasira was
one of her guests on her first Food Fest which was put
together by her father to celebrate her graduation from
school and subsequently, she has organized 30 others in memory of her father who passed away shortly after
their marriage.
They always looked forward to weekends to satisfy their
cravings for Aunt Fatima's specially prepared delicacies
which often included Tuwo Shinkafa, a rice-pudding
peculiar to the Hausa tribe of northern Nigeria, Suya,
thinly sliced peppered beef that served as dessert and
Fura de nunu, to wash down the meal (as often said in
local parlance). His older son, Amir, had followed his
footsteps of being a teacher and was now working in
collaboration with a Zaria-based NGO, A Chance at Life,
whose sole aim was to reduce illiteracy by taking kids
off the streets and giving them a shot at Western
education. His daughter, Bisi, was tall like her mother; a
light-skinned, gangly beautiful girl swanked with a long
dark silky hair which contrasted with her complexion
giving her off as nothing short of pretty. She was the joy
of the home as her laughter could be heard resonating
through the walls of her room and enveloping the
emptiness that seemed to visit them more often. He loves to have her around but couldn't refuse her
request of moving into the school hostel upon gaining
admission into the University. They were one big happy
family.
'Here. This is yours. Ikenna knew you would love this. I
don't know why you still don't like him. You would be
my Chief Bride's maid o', she teased.
'Papa called. I have to return his calls. I'm not in the
mood for any of these', she sighed, took off her shoes
and poured out the contents of her school bag on the
bed in search of her phone.
Bisi took her half-full bucket of water and went in to the
bathroom to have her bath leaving Kay alone in the
room with Adekule Gold's Ire playing in her jukebox. She
was a crackerjack: a typical Hausa girl, who has Igbo
best friends, loves Yoruba songs and attire, makes the
best grades while slaying as a model for the
Resplendent Magazine. She was indifferent to
ethnicism, racism and the likes as she often believed that we are all semi-gods who shared the same soul but
differed only in skin colour, language and culture.
The phone rang a couple of times before an unfamiliar
female voice spoke from the other end: Kay?
'Uhm…Yes?'
'Is anybody there with you?'
'Who are you and why are you with my Daddy's phone?
Is he alright? He never calls in the morning'
'Relax darling. I'm handing over the phone to him now'
'Kay, how are you?'
'I'm fine, Papa. How are you? You don't sound so well'.
'It's nothing serious, Kay. I fell down while climbing the
staircase last night'. She could sense the uneasiness in
his voice and it made her swallow hard.
'Is the woman who spoke to me the nurse attending to
you at the hospital?'
'Yes. She left earlier to attend to other patients in the
ward'
'When are you going to be discharged?'
Sweetheart, take it easy with him. He will be with you
shortly', the female voice was back on the phone.
'Put him back on the phone! Can you hear me? Hello?
Are you there? Beep... and the line went dead.
She must have been yelling at the top of her voice
because by the time she dropped the phone, Bisi rushed
out of the bathroom with most of her unclad body
covered in soap lather which she tried to wipe off with
the tip of her towel, asking what the problem was.
'You scared me, Miss'
'I'm sorry. Some silly woman is taking my Dad's call'
'What did she say the matter was?'
'Papa apparently fell on the staircase last night due to
weakness from protracted malaria and she wouldn't
even let me talk to him. He has never been one to joke
with his wellbeing.'
'Okay. It's just malaria. He would be fine. You should eat
your food.' Bisi replied with some concern in her voice.
'He had better be. Thank you, girl'
They ate in silence and slept off almost immediately. By
the time she woke up, it was almost noon and the
pillow was drenched in sweat. It must have been a long
time since NEPA took the light. Bisi was already awake
and on her table studying. The babe dey read too much.
Nawa o.
'You slept for close to three hours. Where were you last
night, Kay?'
'I didn't go anywhere, madam'
'Don't you think it's time to introduce me to this guy?
Bisi teased further.
'I was crafting my presentation for the financial
accounting seminar class. I worked well into the night'
'Are you sure?'
'You should just shut up, Bisi.'
'Baby girl is not in the mood. Papa called severally. I
think you should call him back'
She checked her phone to see 7 missed calls. This
malaria no be here o 'I'm running low on airtime. Can I please use your phone
to make a call?'
'Sure.'
For what seemed like half an hour, she kept going back
and forth with the receiver, who turned out to be the
same person she whined about few hours ago until she
was allowed to speak to her father. He spoke like
someone who had no strength left; the vigor with which
he usually chatted with her was no longer there and
now, she couldn't hold back the tears running down the
sides of her nose.
'Papa, where are you?'
'Kay, don't worry about me. I am alright'
'I want to see you please.'
'If you can make it to Good Heart Hospital tomorrow
that would be fine.'
'Can you please give me an idea of what to expect since
I would be delayed for a day or two because of the bad
weather. All airplanes have been grounded by the
Ministry of Aviation owing to the incessant thunderstorms. I would be taking the first bus to Abuja
tomorrow. Bisi might be coming alongside. I miss you
very much, Papa.'
'I miss you too, my Angel. I was walking down the
staircase this morning when I fell and your auntie,
Nnenna, heard my scream and rushed me to the
hospital. I don't know what exactly is wrong with me
but for more than three months, I find it hard passing
urine without having to wet myself. I didn't want you to
be worried about me, so I decided to keep it away from
you. Nnenna comes around every two weeks to see to
my wellbeing.'
'Okay. What are the doctors saying about all these? Is
there a cure? Is there a better hospital in town where
you can be taken to for better management? Some of
these doctors don't know what they are doing.'
'My friend, Jide, works here and he assures me that
they are going to do all they can to ensure that I leave
here as soon as possible. Take very good care of yourself then. I would be there
with you very soon. Greet Auntie Nnenna for me. My
apologies to the nurse for the way I spoke to her earlier.
She appears to be a nice woman '
'Nurse Abigail is doing a great job here', he said with
some excitement which made me smile a little.
It wasn't so bad after all or so she thought.
Two nights later she booked her ticket online, packed a
few essentials into her coffee brown suitcase and finally
lay down to sleep. Bisi's parents insisted on
accompanying them to the park and so, provision was
made for them to board the first bus which was set to
leave by 6:15am the next day. She fell asleep after
more than a thousand times of reciting the thirty-six
states and capital as she was taught by her father when
she was younger. By the time she woke in the morning,
Bisi was already in her room checking off everything to
make sure she was all right. Kay hurriedly brushed, took her bath and applied a little mascara to mask her sad
eyes.
The last thing she wanted to do was make her Papa cry
on sighting her. Before they got into the car, she had
called Auntie Nnenna to inform her of their departure.
Thankfully, there was nothing abnormal about her
response. She asked to speak with Papa but was told
that he was napping. It was roughly a three-hour trip
but owing to the bad roads, one wouldn't be surprised if
it took twice that time to get to their destination.
Mr. Nasira drove his Peugeot 504 in silence while Aunt
Fatima chatted with the girls all the way to the park. She
hugged both of them and bade them goodbyes while he
waited in the car.
They arrived at Good Heart Hospital at exactly 1:06pm
with the sweltering sun roasting the exposed parts of
their skin, their lips parched and more than a third of
their faces covered with dirt particles. They sunk into
one of the three-seater leather sofas arranged into a
rectangle in the reception while Bisi brought out her phone to dial her aunt's number but alas, there was no
network connection.
She walked up to one of the nurses to make inquiries as
to how she could connect with her father. She tried
describing her father and even mentioned a certain
Nurse Abigail but she received a fazed look in return
which undoubtedly meant that they've been played.
They dragged their boxes alongside each other and
walked over to a taxi parked directly opposite the
hospital building. The taxi driver wound down and they
had a little chat about where they were headed, her
family house on the outskirts of the town. He agreed to
stop at a restaurant for them to have a quick lunch
before proceeding with their journey. The journey was
uneventful except that thoughts of her father flooded
her mind precipitating a tear or two from her eyes once
in a while. By the time they arrived, a small crowd
separated in groups under carefully marked canopies,
had gathered. This could only mean a thing: he was dead. The moment she saw her aunt, she rushed
towards her, fell on her shoulders and wept. Her father
was gone and no one was brave enough to break the
news to her.
Some family members came and took the three of them
inside one of the bedrooms. In this particular room, a
picture of her younger self standing next to her beloved
father, both beaming with smiles, hung on the wall.
Who then was 'Nurse Abigail'? What were his last
words? Was he in pain as at the time he gave up the
ghost? Was there a way to locate his friend Jide? Auntie
Nnenna was surprised to hear about this Nurse Abigail
as she also claimed to have received a distress call
around noon the previous day to come and attend to
her brother. By the time she got there, his lifeless body
was sprawled on the floor and by custom; anyone
whose cause of death is unknown was to be buried
before daybreak. An unscheduled meeting of the
Umunna was called while some young men were
mobilized to dig his grave behind the kitchen. Bisi wiped the tears following down her own cheeks,
changed into a white polo and blue shorts, wore her
slippers and went into the kitchen to get some food.
She returned with a large tray containing a bowl of jollof
rice with two chicken wings, two cans of Coca Cola and
a glass of water. She pulled a side stool close to where
her friend sat and urged her to eat. Kay barely touched
the food but managed to take a few sips of her drink
before curling up on the bed. The reality of orphanhood
had set in and crying wasn't going to bring back the
dead.
They returned to school two days later and for the
remainder of her duration of stay in school, Kay lived
with Bisi's family. Her father's favourite quote was one
by Countee Cullen which she framed and kept by her
bedside which read: For we must be one thing or the
other, an asset or a liability, the sinew in your wing to
help you soar, or the chain to bind you to earth. Shecould literally feel those words turn into monstrous
beings that enjoy banging away at her.
To be honest, she was being more of a liability to her
employer as she has become unproductive and her son
even reported to his teacher that she has become very
irritable to the extent that she doesn't help him with his
assignments. Embarrassment has nothing on what she
felt the day she was summoned into the headmaster's
office to discuss her son's declining academic
performance. She had to salvage the situation before
things got worse.