Another Annoying yet pleasent Day

*Yawn* I couldn't sleep properly again.

Aren't I supposed to be a stand in God, yoo why TF am I getting tired with the body of a god.

Yoo god can you hear me? Hmm still no answer haa. Not surprising he had to pull back time and bring all the 7 billion people I killed back to life.

Ofcourse he's exhausted, he did say he ain't gonna wake up for the next 100 years and I had to take care of the universe until than.

And, here I am fighting a buncha aliens from invading earth. Oii you damn god, this was never in the job discription damn it.

You wrote a while book about what I had to do as a stand in God but you never told me ghat I had to stop an alien invasions without the people noticing.

"NO, HIS HIGHNESS HAS WROTE IT IN THE BOOK LOOK AT THE END YOU WILL SEE IT"

"Woah, that scared the fk Outta me. Who the hell are you?"

"I'm just a servent of his highness and I'm going to be in your care from now on. I'm but a humble supervisor."

"A supervisor haa... You are really hot for a supervisor."

"Excuse me?"

"Oh shit I thought that out loud haha. Nothing forget about it."

Damn it, it's true tho she's kinda hot. Nope,I can't do this, she's too hot. There's no way a human can beat this chick in her beauty and what she's in my care now haha.

Oh well, she's probably disappointed that she has to be my supervisor but I'll take this opportunity to get closer to her and show her my cool side.

Or so I thought, but damn she already took care of the aliens without a problem and now she was sitting on a chair that was floating in the sky, and she was sipping on her tea.

Damn she's cool isn't she...

...

"Haa... I'm exhausted"

"But, you haven't done anything..."

"What do you mean I was taking care of those monsters alone when you weren't there so give me some credit would yaa, anyway... What are you doing in my house?"

"What do you mean? Where else is a wife supposed to be at?"

"Very funny, seriously tell me why are you here?"

"I'm being serious, you are my husband."

"That's impossible, I'm only 18 and these days people don't get married before 30."

"As far as I'm informed, It's not uncommon to have a wife at 18, or what, you don't want me as your wife?"

"That's exactly the problem... YOU are my wife, no one would believe that..."

"Well if they don't I'll make them believe it."

So she says while rolling her sleeves and clenshing her fists.

Is this women being serious? How can I have a wife as beautiful as her, afterall I've killed the entire human existence for 1 thing and for the other reason...

I may not be ugly but she's too beautiful isn't she... Who wouldn't want her as a wife...

I mean, look at those curves... *Slap*

"You do know that I can read your mind can't you?And that's disgusting."

"I'm sorry... But hey do you not know what privacy is, you can't just listen to others people's minds without their permission..."

"Don't give me that bullshit, it hasn't even been 2 hours and I'm already disgusted by you... In these 2 hours I do not know how many times you have called me hot... Do you not know what beautiful is, please use beautiful instead of a vulgar word like hot. Thank you."

"Man, you are funny. What are you ghat embarrassed for being called hot? Alright miss BEAUTIFUL How about I give you a sholder massage."

"You little, how did her majesty decide to make a deadbeat pervert like you a stand in God not to mention a killer like you."

"Her majesty? Who are you talking about? The god I met was a dude, don't tell me you got the wrong guy dumbass. I think you came into some kind of a wrong timeline. Well, you must be happy to hear that you don't have to be my wife anymore... Just leave already."

And so I jumped Outta the building and ran away, I wasn't mad or anything but I was sad to be called disgusting so many times by a beautiful girl like that... I was trying to look cool but damn there's no way I can flirt with a women...

I'm also sad that she got the wrong person, I was quite happy to hear that she'll be my wife for whatever reason but after hearing that the god she's been supervisor to was a women I felt kinda sad...

"Hey wait a damn minute I forgot to explain everything to you..."

"Haa? What do you have to explain? Don't say something like that old gheezer that went to a deep coma was actually a women all along?"

"That's exactly it.."

"What?"

I was floating in the air and after hearing that, I got really confused and lost my balance and I started falling down...

As I was about to regain my balance she cought me but she didn't realise there was a pole right below her

As she was about to get pierced by the pole I pushed her away and I fell down...

"Hey you alright over there? You didn't have to push me, I wouldn't have died if I had been pierced by that thing. It wouldn't have even hurt but for you, it hurts as much as it hurts for a human doesn't it?"

"Damnnnnn it, it fkin hurts nooo.... Please relieve me of this hellish pain, my heart's been pierced by this pole and it hurts way more than when it pierces your arm or leg."

"Why did you do it, you should have known it'd hurt right?"

"It's better to be safe that sorry.."

"Seriously? You killed 7 billion people mercilessly, what happened to that heart when you did that?"

"Alright, I know I killed 7 billion people alright. That's.... That's precisely why I don't want any other good person to feel hurt or die in front of my eyes. I've seen innocent people die by my hands, a lot of them so the least I could do is try and protect them now and get hurt in the process.."

"So that's why she--"

"Well it's mostly because I can't let a beautiful women like you get hurt like that teehee."

"That's a sentence too much, you were cool before you said that..."

"But seriously tho, getting hurt may be a kind of punishment by the gods or something."

"So you are punishing yourself now?"

"No that's not it, why would I try to punish myself I ain't even close to being good you know."

"I mean you are the gods so are you punishing yourself... You did say "the god is punishing me" but you are the gods dumbass."

"You don't hold back do you..."

"Nope not one but, so get up and let's go."

"Not like I have anything else to do"

...

"Ma'am, why did you chose him to be the protector of this world? You are still alive and aren't in coma as the heavens said."

"I am not in a state to be ruling the world anymore, I am but a human now afterall. In the next 2-3 weeks I'll descend into the human world as a human, after I've lost 90% of my power bringing back all the humans back I'm kinda dried out and have to live as a human for the next 100 years to recover my powers."

"But, you gave away 30% of that 90% to that human, Can you really trust that human to not try and obliterate the human race all over again?"

"He might seem like that because of the whole human extinction thing that was done by that human, but I assure you that he'll do everything in his power to protect the human race that he's killed."

"I really don't understand your reasoning."

"But, I have one job for you. In the next 2 months I'll come ho the human world as his sister so you have to be his wife and be by his side."

"What? Why do I have to do that, Im never going to be the wife of a disgusting human like that.."

"Well the initial job is to be the wife but what you will do is protect his family and his loved ones."

"But, why?"

"He is a bit abnormal, he's already made humanity and enemy. But, the thing is it will awaken as a split personality if his family get harmed in any way and he won't think twice to destroy humanity again. With the power he has now he can even destroy the gods above."

"Are you being serious? Why did you give such an abnormal man your powers?"

"Well he's a double edged sword really, but there are more advantages than disadvantages here."

"For the first time in my life I really don't understand you your highness, but I'll do as you say. It is but the duty of a supervisor of the gods to do everything the gods say...

Your wish is my command, I shall descend to earth and be the wife of this disgusting person and if he ever tries to kill humanity again, I will personally take care of him."

...

So that's what she meant when she said he's a double edged sword, I kinda see it your majesty.

Me may have killed the entire human existence but I think he'd lay his life down to protect that very humanity now.

...

"What the... So, now you don't find it disgusting resting your face on my hand. Well whatever..."

I woke up at midnight and saw my supervisor sleeping on my hand, she looked very cute almost like a baby the way she was so soundly sleeping.

Than she hit me with her hand and lent over to the other side

"So she's also abusive haa..?"

"Btw, I forgot to ask her name... I can't call her supervisor... Oh well I'll ask her tomorrow..."

"It's Jenna, you can call me jenna..."

"Ooh you were awake haa? Hey dontvtell me you hit me on purpose?"

"What do you expect me to do when you started at me like that..."

"Hey you were the one sleeping on my hand.. hey you listening to me? I'm talking to you...? Damn it she fell asleep again."

And so she ignored me and fell asleep

Wait, I'm sleeping right next to a girl aren't I? I may be more than 70 years old but in all the years I've never gotten this close to women except for when I cut them down.

after realising that a women was sleeping next to me I couldn't fall asleep for the rest of the night...

I was awake the entire night...

It started as an annoying day with all the alien invading and everything but ended rather pleasently and I was quite satisfied...

Aren't I lucky

It ended up being an annoying yet pleasent day...

I can do nothing but Hope for more days like these, Even though I'm a stand in God.

Even a god can't make people like them can them forcefully can they...

***END OF CHAPTER 3***