Nine months can go by like that let's see how it played out starting with month one
Month One
You are going to be so handsome
Like me right babe
Sure just like you but better
Hey that's not funny
Hahahaha
Month Two
Hey babe can we go shopping
No I am too tired hon
But I need to go right now babe
Fine okay let's go hurry up
Thank you honey I love you
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Month Three
I HATE YOU ASSHOLE
WHAT DID I DO NOW SWEETHEART
YOU GOT ME PREGNANT FUCK YOU
WAIT YOU WANTED ME TO DO THAT BABE
OH MY GOD ARE YOU BLAMING ME
NO OF COURSE NOT
FUCK YOU AND YOUR SMALL ASS DICK
OKAY NO CUT THIS SHIT OUT RIGHT NOW
FUCK YOU SLEEP ON THE COUCH DICK
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME BABE
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I AM KIDDING JERK
FINE BE THAT WAY
Month Four
I hate your father right now
This is so not cool hon
But I do love him very much little one
I can't believe this dumb shit
Month Five
Month Six
Month Seven
Month Eight
Month Nine