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Vampire's Slice Of Life

Lith is born as the son of the strongest being in the world and after he realizes that, he gives up any hopes for world domination. He decides to lead a slow and lazy life and work just enough to not tarnish his family's reputation. However… Will he be able to do that though? Welcome to a world of magic where different races reside, resurrection is possible and so is reincarnation. ——————————————— [Warning: The novel contains Gore, Incest and Yuri. Discretion is advised.] Read chapter two’s disclaimer properly and keep tissues ready, you’ll need them… for wiping your tears of course. This story is really emotional :( Jk It’s as degenerate and wholesome as it could be. Hop in for a wild, never before experienced experience. Your degenerate heart’s gonna love it. Discord: https://discord.gg/RBhAbVAvnN

SocialHippo · Fantasy
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Dennis Is Unemployed

Once the three were healed, Lith looked at the three and asked, "Ralph, Dennis, before we talk, answer my question first."

The two looked at him with a confused expression.

Lith pointed out, "I do not know if this is an illusion, dream, or reality."

"Oh, okay." The two nodded.

"Woo?" Ren had no idea whatsoever.

Lith patted Ren's head and didn't brought him in his embrace. 

Looking at Ralph and Dennis, Lith asked, "let's say we are in a snowy mountain, we see a bigfoot print, but the birds had just shit on Dennis's shoulder and Ralph accidentally fell in water. Who's to blame for the stupidity of the penguins?"

The two looked at each other, then back at Lith and stared at him with a dumbfounded gaze.

Dennis, shaking his head and putting on an expression as if he knew everything, said, "it's obviously the monsters under the bed that provide us the best company."