123 You're Not a Man

Wang Yu and Lin Xi cuddled on the sofa for a while before heading into the kitchen together to prepare dinner.

Standing at the entrance of the kitchen, Wang Yu spread his arms and said to Lin Xi, "My love, come and drape over me the dragon robe."

Lin Xi chuckled softly, gave him a gentle look, and, with her hands crossed in front of her waist, bowed deeply and said in a soft voice, "As you wish, my Emperor. I shall now drape over you the kasaya." Having said that, she walked over, took down an apron, and tied it around Wang Yu's waist.

"Uh..."

Wang Yu's forehead was covered in imaginary black lines, thinking how 'dragon robe' from his mouth had somehow turned into 'kasaya'. Can monks also marry wives? Ignorance is such a sad thing!