CH.4.Underpants Kingdom!

I wake up, I shower, I eat, I walk. That's the daily life of a person named Jake, yes that's me, yesterday I had a dream that was so strange, as a result yesterday someone approached me strangely. "I don't want to met him anymore." I wait, the bus had come, I don't want to walk like usual, I am already tired because of yesterday.

I sat down at the left side, looking at the windows seeing all these neighborhood stuff. Then I saw it, "Ain't no way isn't it?" A literal flying horse up to the sky, yes an Unicorn in real life. Who would believe that? so I keep silent, 'Shut up me, that can't be true. Let stay silent and see what going on.'

This bus made a very big horn sound, in front of the bus there was 'something' but it didn't move at all, therefore the driver swerved the vehicle until the bus made a turn. Everyone including me screaming from our lung, it feel we breath all those air and turn it into a sound. Until it fell, but when it fell to the right, the bus managed to stand up again, we were all in shock, of course we immediately got out of the bus.

There we saw...

"What the heck again?"

I am not surprised, really not, this is not the weirdest things I seen far from being abducted by alien, a big muscle guy, with nothing but white underpants with a literal cape on his back is in front of us, standing like a hero, an actual meaning of shameless hero.

"I am the underpants knight, my name is Sir. Underpants Galactic. As you can see all I wear is only a underpants." He raise his right arm to declare his heroic pose, "No s***!, 'Copyright-word', genius!" I said it to him, it seems he looked at me, his face says it all, "Who are you to disrespect me, do you have a shame wearing all that outfit?"

"No, it's clearly that you're the one that doesn't have shame."

"Also aren't you the one that stand up Infront of our way? do you know that a bus can't just immediately stop, are you stupid sir underpants?"

"Ok you're definitely coming with me."

"What-"

"No more word."

Yeah there definitely nothing more weirder than abducted by an alien, BUT HAVE YOU BEEN ABDUCTED BY HALF-NAKED, PERSON?! DAMN FORGOT BEING HALF-NAKED, HE LITERALLY ONLY USE A UNDERPANTS AND A CAPE!

And there is, me and my bad luck, "The heck what is this room." There many... uh naked person with underpants, and one man in there supposed to be king I guess...? "Silent, bow to the king."

"No-" He smacked my head till I fall to the floor look like I bowed to that person, "Don't be too harsh to our guest, sir Underpants." And then the Sir Underpants gave away a little bow, "I am sorry your highness Underpants."

"So basically both of your name are underpants...!" The king looked at me with confused expression, "Travelers, I don't know about your culture, but our culture people only should use underpants and have underpants name."

"The F*** created that rule!" I shouted, and then the knight smacked my head again while I am still on the ground. "Travelers, rest assured I bring you here not to make a fight with you, I need your help." I am confused why would they need a help from me, I am very sure, that I am a total stranger to them, "Help you people pants with what?"

"I want you to fight our Nemesis, it's Underwear! we got a prophecy, that a hero will come and bring down Underwear, and that person is you!"

"ARE YOU A TOTAL IDIOT! AND WHO TOLD YOU THAT PROPHECY...!" And then the king pointed at someone, "Him."

'YOU AGAIN DAMN IT PAUL!' And then he smiled at me, "Wow our hero came~"

"YOUR MOM." I want to punch him but I can't!

"As the prophecy says, you shall came with us to the strategy ground." The king stand up, he walk but guarded by many knight on his side, "W-Wait-!" But then that same underpants guy stopped me, "If you have questions, you can save it for later, our country is in crisis."

'OUR country my A**!'

Walking toward the hallways, there we entered a room, and we saw a round table, the king greet both of us, "Welcome to the Underpants Table." My expression is a bit frown, 'What is this? is this supposed to be a low budget Knight of the Round Table?!'

I whispered to Paul who next right to me, "Why the heck everytime you show up, I always get in trouble, I will get you after this done." He blinked his right eye to me.

"Let me explain who is Underwear, and our origin, why do we have that large scale power."

"Underwear ruler original name is Serena, and there a man named Taylor, both of them break up and got mental illness, and they were sent to the mental illness hospital."

"Can I ask?"

"Ask anything."

"You're the king right? when was this kingdom created, and what numbers of kings in line you are?"

"I am the founder."

"THEN JUST MAKE UP AND DONE THIS S*** ALREADY MAM I WANT TO GO HOME, THESE PEOPLE ARE ILL!" I want to cry, but I can't, I want to run, but I can't, this is caused by definitely him, Paul! 'DIE!'

"A'ight, let start our strategy, first of all-"

"ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?!"

After all those debate done, we were sent to a room for a rest, and here we are, only you and me again, "PAUL...!"

"Ok cya goodbye ehe!"

"Huh...?"

And then everything turn bright once again, and then I woke up in class, I am on my seat right now, looking left and right, and breath carefully and deep, "THAT LITTLE S***!" I screamed in my top of lung and everyone in that class heard it.