Tilya-genin and bells! {Fixed}

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Two years have passed since then ... And in Shinobi world, and in the world of Bleach and Fairy Tail ... In short, in all worlds, I am now 12 years old. (I'm confused myself!)

I have forged relationships with all of my brides. We had a lot of dates and romance.

Over time, I fell in love with everyone and they loved me too! I felt their tenderness, embarrassment, care and love, and I, in turn, gave them my love and attention. Ha ha ha! You are probably thinking about these lines now:

- "Oh, these veal tenderness."

But I don't mind at all. Heh ...

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All my brides got along well too.

Tsunade is now teaching his "younger sisters" - Iryeninjutsu and all the kunoichi's wisdom. And Alice and Kurama teach everyone to cook, especially my favorite platinum blonde.

By the way ... All my sisters have an increased brother complex ...! Don't know if this is good or bad?

Kushina, now, does not hide her feelings and shows them in every possible way. In general, like all girls.

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In the world of Bleach, almost nothing has changed. Except for improving relationships with friends and family.

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There have been changes in the Fairy Tail world ...

The other girls, when they found out that Mira and Lisanna had taken their first steps and moved in my home, were shocked! But seeing that the Strauss sisters and I were getting closer and closer, they also wanted to move and flooded me with attention. Hehe ...

In general, now, I really, as in a girls' hostel.

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All the girls got stronger. However, like me. Now, all my powers of Superman are available to me! And this means that I am the coolest person in these worlds! Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

So! Set aside the villainous laugh!

Oh yeah ... One more thing! You can congratulate me ... I am now "Elder Wizard" too, although very young! Eh ... Dr. Faith would be proud.

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I slowly follow the canon and change it when necessary. But the story hasn't changed much.

Now, I can rest in these two worlds as the "Canon" will begin only in a few years! But in the Shinobi world, everything has already begun.

You can congratulate me again! I, now, Genin! Yes! Although Genin's status loses to the Elder Wizard, one can be proud of that. And how glad my mother was, beyond words ... I feel as if I graduated from kindergarten ... Ha-ha ...

By the way! You probably know who Mizuki is. Well ... If not, then I'll explain. It was he who tricked Naruto into stealing the Hokage's scroll. But I was still able to convince him and dissuaded him from all this. Now, he thinks that being a teacher is his calling! And he thinks correctly, judging by his students.

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We were assigned to teams and were given a Jonin Sensei ...

Grandpa Hiruzen completely gave the place of the Hokage to my father, and after that he looked like he had thrown the mountain off his shoulders.

And father, accepted Tsunade's policy and, now, each team has its own medic, or at least one who will be able to bandage you after being wounded. This is for the first time. Soon they want to take the course related to Iryenism as compulsory. Every shinobi should at least know how to cleanse a wound and bandage themselves. But that something we got carried away ... Let's continue.

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I'm on Team 7! (Who would have doubted?) My comrades Satsuki, Naruko and Sakura. And our "Sensei-Captain" ... Attention ... Kakashi Hatake! (Unexpectedly isn't it?))))

And now, with my new team, we are waiting for our captain and have lunch ...

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-Say: A-ah-ah-ah…" Sakura said from one side.

- Open your mouth, brother. - smiled Naruko, on the other hand ... I was pinned!

- Satsuki, please help me! - I said plaintively, but Satsuki turned away from us and said ...

- Hpmm ... It's your fault.

- You shouldn't have been so ... Charming ... - she said the last word very quietly, but I heard it!

- Thank you, of course. But still save me!

Satsuki realizing that I heard her, blushed and turned away! Ehhhh ... What a cutie.

- But still ... Where is Shit-sensei?

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Turd-sensei showed up only an hour later and saw me overwhelmed with sweets and two satisfied girls, who had a small pile of dishes behind their backs.

- So children ... All to the roof. Fast! - said Kakashka and disappeared into the shunshin.

And when we arrived on the roof, he was sitting and reading a book.

A minute passed, here is the second ... And when I got tired of waiting, I sent a bit of killing intend to him.

His eyes widened with fright and he looked around for the source of the intend.

And I went forward and said ...

- Can we start already?

- Mma ... Oh, yes! Sorry, I was distracted. He said, thinking that it seemed to him.

- So let's get to know each other, or something ... - said Kakashi and immediately continued:

- My name is Hatake Kakashi. The head of the Hatake clan. Jonin ... My dreams and goals do not concern you.

- Hmm ... What a gray man you are. I remarked, but Kakashi-sensei didn't give in to it.

- Now you.

Kakashi-sensei pointed at Satsuki.

- Uchiha Satsuki. Sensor, close and medium range combat. The goal is to surpass my sister! Dream ... - She narrowed her eyes and looked at me, then ...

-Doesn't concern you.

- Well ... Next. - the teacher nodded.

- Haruno Sakura! Ninja Medic. Close combat. I love my sisters and ! tilya My dream is to have many children.

- Kha-kha-kha-kha!

At this point, I coughed very hard! Kakashi sympathized with his eye. How he does it?

"-And finally ..." Kakashi drew attention to my sister.

- Namikaze Naruko! Support and close combat. I love my family and friends. Purpose: To surpass parents. Dream: Marry a brother, get married! Naruko said with a smile, while Satsuki and I made a facepalm.

... Damn ... Uh ... It seems Kakashi knows about her brother complex and has nothing against it ... What a strange world ...

- Well, the last member of the team.

- I am Uzumaki Thilya. Station wagon. I love my family, girls and friends. And of course, have fun. Purpose: To make my women happy. Dream: To live with those whom I love until the end of time. - I said and noticed how the girls were touched ... Even Satsuki a little bit ... And Kakashi nodded to his thoughts and said ...

- Hmm ... Okay. Tomorrow at 07:00 be at the 7th training ground. I want you to pass my exam. Oh, yes ... I advise you not to have breakfast ... or else, Vomit. - he finished and using shunshin, went to finish the book. Hmm ...

- So, ladies ... Tomorrow we arrive at 10:00. And you can have breakfast, he just wants us to pass the exam on an empty stomach. - I said and got up.

- But he said that he had to come at 07:00. Satsuki said.

- He will be late, I know that. Just trust me Satsuki! - I said and smiled, to which the girl blushed like a tomato.

- good. Satsuki replied and saw Naruko and Sakura looking at her with a twinkle in their eyes.

- Shut up! - Satsuki.

- But we didn't say anything. Hee-hee ... - giggling, Naruko and Sakura answered at the same time, and Satsuki ...

- But you were going to say something! Satsuki replied with a growl, and I laughed.

So we went home.

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The next morning, we all gathered at 10:00 am and went to the training ground.

There was no one there ... Well ... At first glance.

In fact, Kakashi was sitting in a tree and giggling over his book. And he had three "legendary" bells attached to his belt.

-While Kakashi-sensei is off, I'll probably play a little. - I said, and turning the ring into a mini-piano, I began to play on it.

All the girls sat down silently and enjoyed the music, and even Kakashi took a break from the book and started listening. So they got into my genjutsu.

I used telekinesis to pull the real bells to me and attach the "special" bells I made yesterday to Kakashi's belt! When I finished, Kakashi also decided to give us his attention and appeared in front of us.

- Sorry for being late, I translated granny across the road. Kakashi smiled with his eye.

- Nothing, we just came too. - I said, and the girls nodded.

- Then, perhaps, let's start?

After that, he explained to us the rules of his exam. Everything is as in the canon, only there are three bells ...

- You see ... There was one more in our team and therefore, I decided to fix it. Those who could not get the bell will return to the academy. - he said and set the alarm for 12:00.

- We started. - said Kakashi and we immediately rushed into the loose and hid.

- Hmm ... Okay. - said a satisfied Kakashi and pulled his porn—book out of his pocket. Hmm ...

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Kakashi slowly walked forward in the forest and Naruko and Satsuki jumped out to meet him.

But, Kakashi didn't even look away from his damn book, which made the girls very angry.

- "Fire Release: Big Fireball!" - Satsuki folded the seals and fired her technique at the enemy. And immediately following her, Naruko used her technique.

- "Wind Release: Air Flow!"

A powerful gust of wind appeared, which in every sense amplified the fireball heading towards Kakashi.

And Kakashi himself was not weakly surprised! Not only did the girls immediately use some pretty powerful techniques, but they also combined them!

- "Not bad". - he thought, narrowing his open eye and when it seemed that the ball would hit him ... Kakashi managed to get out of the attack trajectory by making a big jump to a more open area, but suddenly ...

- "Earth Release: Stone Spikes!"

Kakashi saw Sakura appear near where he was supposed to land and put her hand on the ground ...

Well, in the next second, large stone spikes appeared from the ground, which were going to make many holes in Jonin's body.

Kakashi realized that Naruko and Satsuki specially drove him here and at the last moment was able to use the "Substitution" technique and stone thorns, pierced only a log ...

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And Kakashi himself, suddenly, appeared over a small lake ... Which was very surprised ... And this happened due to the fact that I put up barriers that isolated him and Kakashi had no choice but to fall into another trap created by me.

I deliberately waited for him here and used my technique ...

- "Lightning Release: Thunderbolt!"

I put my sparkling hand in the water and the whole lake became electrified.

Shocked Kakashi at the last moment, created a shadow clone beneath him and using it as a springboard jumped outside the lake, and his clone was roasted in the lake and disappeared in white smoke.

- Damn ... Still a little bit. I said, shaking my head in disappointment.

- You're right ... You almost got me. Kakashi-sensei said in a serious tone, and then sighed.

- And you are really strong and quick-witted. He added, but when he saw me reaching for my pockets, he quickly used ... Genjutsu!

I screamed and fell to the ground ... And when Kakashi came close to tie me up ... I grinned and spoke ...

- ART ... IS .....

- What?

- BOOUUMMMM !!!

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A clone stuffed with explosion-seals exploded and consumed the Copy Ninja, but that was not enough to incapacitate him.

- Clever. - said the battered Kakashi, flying out of the cloud of smoke.

Then Sakura and Naruko jumped out of the forest and went into close combat! Both of them were trained by Tsunade so that ... I think they will fight back even Rock Lee, Neji and Chunin in close combat.

But Kakashi-sensei ... Janin! And that's it. He was able to block the blows of both and wanted to plunge the girls into an illusion, but ...

- BOOOOOOMMM !!!

- "The same trick will not work twice." - thought Kakashi that he plunged underground using the technique of the earth, but suddenly ... He came across there ... Explosive seal.

His eyes widened and ...

- BOOUUUUUUMMM !!!

Kakashi literally flew out of the ground, but looking closely ... You could see how his "Earth Armor" collapsed.

- "Hmm ... I defended myself using the Earthen Armor technique." - I thought and saw how shabby Kakashi

- I see you are thoroughly prepared. But this is still not enough. - said Kakashi-sensei, looking in the direction where we were standing ...

- I give you your due, sensei. You are cool. I said, clapping my hands.

- I can't believe he's still alive. - said Satsuki.

- Tenacious like a cockroach. Added Naruko.

- And I so wanted to finish with him as soon as possible and go for a date. Sakura sighed.

- Why are you so bloodthirsty girls but I like it. I grinned, and Kakashi was in mute shock.

- "Ohhh, What kind of children i got ..."kakashi

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- Kakashi sensei, what is your art? Tilya asked suddenly, pulling Kakashi out of the country of shock.

- What…? - Kakashi remembered that Tilya already wanted to say something about this, but could not ... Therefore, considering that it is important for him, Kakashi still answered ...

- Art ... This is painting and books of porn ... Ahem-ahem-ahem ... Jiraiya-sama! He replied, clearing his throat.

- You're right. Everyone has their own understanding of art. - I smiled.

- And what is art in your understanding? Raised an eyebrow, Kakashi.

- It means a lot ... But still ... My favorite version ...

- Art ... IS..... - said Tilya calmly, but his voice seemed so loud that the birds flew into the air and under the shocked gaze of Kakashi ...

- AN EXPLOSION! Tilya snapped his fingers and was blinded by a bright light.

- BOOM !!! - the bells on Kakashi's belt exploded!

Not expecting this, Kakashi could not do anything and covered himself with his hands, expecting the incredible power of the explosion, but ... He was just thrown back and normally crashed into a tree like this, but it almost did not harm him ...

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A second later, he was already on his feet and stared at us.

- You didn't take the chance. I still have the bells. He said, but I grinned.

- Oh really? - I asked and took out the bells from my pocket.

- Kakashi-sensei we have won! Sakura and Naruko said, and Satsuki chuckled in satisfaction.

Kakashi was surprised and looked at his belt, after which ... I dispelled the genjutsu and he saw that there were no bells ...

- Genjutsu? When? Kakashi asked.

- From the very beginning, when you were sitting in a tree. - I answered and grinned.

-You were under genjutsu from the beginning, but you didn't use your Sharingan, so you didn't notice how I changed your bells after your explanation.

- That's how ... So I lost from the very beginning. Kakashi said in surprise, and I answered.

- Next time, do not lose your guard and do not underestimate the enemy, even if you are fighting against children. I said, closing my eyes and twirling the bells between my fingers.

- Eh ... You're right. Kakashi sighed and brushed off the dust.

- Okay ... Now, the most important thing. Girls ... Hold! - I said and threw all the bells to the girls.

- Tilya ... But ... you ... - Satsuki.

- But what about you? Sakura asked.

- Brother, what do you want to do? - Naruko.

I turned my back to them and put my foot on a huge cobblestone (that appeared out of nowhere), looked into the distance and began to talk pretentiously ...

{from now pathos 20✖️}

—In the shinobi world… Anyone who does not follow the rules is considered trash…" I said sadly, noting that everyone was looking at me with concern.

- But the one who throws his comrades is even worse than trash! - Turning around with a dazzling smile, I said and showed my thumb ...

God !!! How embarrassing !!! ... Ugh ! Kakashi is in shock! Well, yes ... I repeated the words of his best (former) and dead (dream further) friend ( fucker).

- B-but ... Tilya ... - said the shocked girls. Naruko is about to cry, as is Sakura, and Satsuki is a bit out of breath. Wow ... What a reaction!

- Don't say anything. You are worthy to become great ninjas. And I'll wait a year at the academy. There I will rest all day and look at the clouds while drinking pomegranates juice! I waved my hand. with a dreamy smile.

- wait you passed! - Kakashi stretched out a trembling hand and stopped my flow of pathos and steepness ... Heh ...

- All? I asked.

- Yeah! He nodded wearily.

-hooray! Let's celebrate and go on a date! Sakura suggested happily.

- Yes! Let's celebrate, what do you say? Tilya? Satsuki-chan? - supported Naruko and looked at us.

- Sounds great. - I.

- Ummm ... what have I got to do with it? Satsuki said, turning away.

- Oh, maybe that's enough? Everyone in the village knows how you look at Tilek and he himself was the first to guess everything, so stop Tsundering and go on a date! Naruko displeased, shocking Satsuki.

- W ... Wha ... W ... WHAAAAAT? The red Satsuki asked as Sakura and Naruko nodded.

The Uchiha looked at Kakashi and me with concern. And we simultaneously turned away and whistled, began to evaluate ... What a beautiful training ground!

- terrible! - Said Satsuki and holding her head, sat down on the ground.

- Well, well ... It's even better! Now, you won't pretend to hate Tilek. Sakura said.

She, along with Naruko, lifted Satsuki by the handles and walked forward.

- Can you join us? - I suggested to sensei.

- No ... I am injured and I want to rest. Plus ... I don't want to interfere to your date.

- As you wish.

I sighed and then smiled and followed the ladies!