Meeting with parents { fixed}

I don't know when I woke up, but it was deadly!

- Tilya, look, sister Kurama wants to show you something! - exclaimed Alice.

I looked there and saw her ... Kurama, who was wearing ... In ... In a rabbit cosplay. With white ears, a bow and a fluffy tail!

- Alice, for what? So that I ... The nine-tailed Kyuubi no Yoko ... the strongest of the nine biju ... and imitate the rabbit? IT'S INCIDENTAL!

Shouted Kurama.

- Sister, you yourself wanted to seduce Tilya! This is how it is done! - said Alice, went up to her and hugged her so that their breasts touch each other! I covered my nose with my hand!

- Well, Tilya ... Whom do you want first: me or ... - she looked at Kurama.

- Or me, I drunk? - confused Kurama said.

I could not hold back the blood from my nose and flew away like a rocket for several meters! It's good that i didn't lose consciousness!

Somehow I got up and hit my head on several walls and broke them, I put my palm forward!

- So, girls, stop harassing me! - I said.

- Why? Are we not attracting you? - Alice made such eyes that I felt like a bastard!

-No, you are very attractive and you are too, Kurama, but there are a number of reasons why we cannot do anything yet! - I said.

- What reasons? Kurama asked.

- Well, first of all, we are in the inner world, and here all sensations are reduced. And, secondly, I am afraid that you will not be able to satisfy me ... - I said, believing that.

- you mean, you think we can't satisfy you even together? Alice asked sarcastically.

- Well, like ... Uh ...

I didn't know what to answer and generally regretted that I had said this out of emotion. But at this time, it seems Kurama told her something.

- Wow! So ... Really? It was also in the comics. - said Alice, hitting herself on the forehead with her fist.

- "I'm sorry, but what? What kind of comics did you read there, damn it? "

- Well yes. In addition, we need to create the bodies first. - said Kurama thoughtfully, and then looked at Alice.

- And since we ourselves cannot satisfy you….

- So we need more girls! - finished the thought for her Alice.

And I already have walls that could withstand the onslaught of my super head are over.

- Tilya ... We do not mind that you were with other women, just devote your time to us too! - Alice said smiling.

- What?

- Well, you know ... I was always alone and wanted to have a family. And when Alice appeared, I became happier knowing that I had a sister! Kurama said smiling.

- Sister !!! - Alice could not stand such words and rushed to hug Kurama.

- I think so too! Moreover, there are already candidates for your heart! - said Alice, continuing to hug Kurama.

- who are the candidates? I asked.

- Well ... a lot ... - Alice pulled away and began to count.

- You travel the worlds, and there are a lot of candidates! Kurama said.

- Even your sisters! - Smiling, Alice said and made me break the newly created walls.

- So you don't mind sharing me with others?

- Yes!

- Yes!

- God ...

Ah, okay! I can play this game too!

- Thank you! - I said, coming closer and hugging the embarrassed girls. After a while they hugged me back and I confessed with a bright smile.

- I love you, Alice, Kurama ...

- And I love you! - closing her eyes, said Alice.

- I love you too, Tilya. - and this is Kurama with a sly but gentle smile.

Was I ... Tricked into confessing? That's after all ... Tricky. Heh. But I also have a trump card.

We pulled ourselves apart and I said ...

- Girls, get ready, I'm going to introduce you to my parents!

- with your parents? Now? I'm not ready! Is Kurama.

- Tilya, we are not mentally prepared for this. - said the embarrassed Alice.

- Why should you prepare? I asked, not expecting such a reaction.

- Tilya! This is getting to know the parents of your fiancé! Acquaintance with the father-in-law and mother-in-law! - exclaimed Alice!

- Um, and CHO?

- Come back in two hours, Tilya! We'll get ready! Kurama said.

And they, together with Alice, went back to the house.

And I left the IW.

....

-Hmm… I was kicked out of my own world! Eh, my life is a tin. - I said and started meditating to improve control over all my energies, and especially Qi.

I want to repeat a favorite trick, one monkey!

Two hours later, I again descended into my inner world.

- Well, girls? Ready? I asked, smiling.

- Yes. - said Alice.

- Yes ... - Kurama.

- Well then, go ahead! - I said and a seal appeared in front of us.

When I was about to pull it out, a hand fell on my shoulder.

- Don't do it, Tilya! - said the Fourth Hokage, and my father is Minato Namikaze.

And from behind, someone hugged me.

-Forgive me ... Forgive us, Tilya ..." said Uzumaki Reiko with tears in her eyes.

- Father, mother ... I'm glad to see you! - I said, turning around and hugging my mother back.

- You've grown so much, Tilya! - Dad said, smiling.

- Please wait. - I said and began to pour my memories into their minds!

....

In a few minutes.

- So you're Superman? And are you from another world? How was that? The father asked in shock.

- Aha! All right.

- My son saved the whole universe many times! Are you asking that? - asked mom, looking at dad.

- Yes. You're right, I'm proud of him!

-Minato, this is not some kind of village! This is a whole universe with billions of worlds! - said Reiko, who could not calm down.

- Tilya, even if you abandon us, we will still be proud of you! - said the father.

- What are you talking about? Mom, dad, I will always be grateful to you, because you gave me life! - I said.

Mom burst into tears and hugged me. The father also joined. But Kurama and Alice were waiting and did not want to break the family idyll!

(Probably ... This is how Sasori felt ...)