Chapter 5: I forgot to name this chapter

Waking up, John stretched, and wore his clothes get ready for another school day. Going into the kitchen John started to make some breakfast, with the smell of the food came two girls one of them with orange hair and green eyes, and the other with black hair and purple eyes.

"Hello master! How are you this morning~?" The girl with black hair asked.

"Fine, and what are your names again? I forgot what you wanted to be called." John responded

"Mou~, my name is Eis master! And don't forget it this time! Or do you want me to ingrains it into you head~ huh ma~s~ter~!" Eis replied

"Alright, alright, what about you?" John asked to the other girl.

The girl looked away from his eyes making sure to not make eye contact as she responded. "H- Hello master, I'm Natalie (Praise the NUT!) o-ok!" Said the shy looking girl.

(Eis is the girl who will become his pants..... That sounded better in my head…. Either way, Natalie is SCP 173 And instead of it being just looking at her to stop her from moving, it's now only direct eye contact. Basically, If she decides to close her eyes or not look back into yours, you're fucked. And yes she is shy because she doesn't like being looked at.)

Deciding that that was enough, John put the food onto the plates and ate together with his new family members. At least according to the paper work and his hypnotized dad. Not like it matters tho right? I. Could have just not said that he did anything and most likely no-one would question- Alright I'm getting off track. (This is gonna stay because I'm too lazy to edit again.)

———————ZA WARUDO!!!!!!!!!———————

John while walking to the school made sure to drink the [Fountain of Youth] so that he docent forget for another five chapters.

"Eh, tasted like water if I'm being honest. Would have at least thought that maybe it would taste…. Better? I don't know." John pondered weather on not he was scammed on his way to school while hopping that the author stops his sudden increase of 4th wall breaks- (This is the last one this chapter. I just feel very…. I don't know. Either way this chapter is brought to you by Imagine Dragons- Who we are/ The Score- Carry on/ Unlike Pluto- Sailing Colors/ Unlike Pluto- Conspiracy [Those are the songs I had on repeat while writing this. Do you like them? I have no clue, either way this is gonna be a long chapter so enjoy some music. <3) (If you want a really good music that you've probably never heard, I would recommend [Bring it all home] Its in a RvB amv video and I've never found the original. (RvB is Red vs Blue, an amazing series by RoosterTeeth back when they were less… political. Seasons 1-13 (Season 5 or 7 is when it starts to get even better) are good 14 bad 15 trash. Shame.))

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Getting up from his seat John walked upstairs to the rooftop with Seraphina and Elaine, pulling out some food John placed it in the middle between all three of them.

"So, anyone have any news or interesting things that happened?" John asked

"Asslo, pfft, that name is truly deserved, invited me to come to another one of the ranking battles. But I don't plan on attending. Ive recommended him to either make Celine or Remi into the queen." Seraphina mentioned while eating some homemade burgers.

"Asslo also wanted me to check on Seraphinas moves since we live in the same dorm, but even tho I said yes, Im just gonna tell him some random stuff I come up with…." Elaine said while being embarrassed over lying.

"Its fine Elaine, also Seraphine, what do you wanna bet that Remi becomes the next queen~?" John teasingly asked Seraphina

Frowning, Seraphina spoke "What are you trying to get out of this?"

John smirked " If I'm right, I want you to hug me."

Seraphina blushed (Operation collector is a go boys) "What do I get if Celine (Her name is supposed to be Ceciline or something but I'm too stupid to remember. And yes this is going off of memory, I aint reading a 200+ chapter comic for this.) becomes the queen?"

"Anything you like" John responded.

"T-Then, if Celine wins, you have to treat me to dinner one day, maybe by y-you~." Seraphina tried to respond in a teasing manner but it didn't quite work.

"Alright, deal." John smiled.

"Elaine do you want in on this bet as well?" John asked

Surprised Elaine managed out "Eh- what? Can I?"

"Sure you can" John smiled, causing both the girls to gain flushes.

"Then, I want the same thing as Seraphina." Elaine said causing Seraphina to glare at her.

"Sure, and it will be considered your win if someone else other than Remi or Celine wins." John notified

Finishing up with their deal, John rubbed his hand in anticipation of getting two hugs….

—————Timeskip to after the end of all classes————

John stretched as he went, even with all EX in stats, class was simply metal torture. John looked over to the side to catch news about how another Ember attack happen, with the attacks getting closer to Wellston Private high school.

(This is gonna be weird, but do you want his mother in his "family", I aint judging no kinks. You do you. That said, FEED THE HAREM!)

Looking at the body of a hero whom he knows to be Remi's brother, John sighed. Even tho he had never met the guy, in the comic he truly was a good guy. I mean sure, John may not be a good person, but he was a decent "human" being. Even he himself want sure if he can be considered human with his current stats.

Snapping out of his thoughts, John watched as Remi walked past him. Even if he didn't want to, it didn't take much from some like himself to notice the tears in her eyes as she ran out of the school gates. Well, John could use the period where she's in pain to become her friend. Thinking about it John sighed again.

'Ill give her a few days to grieve, even tho Ive lost people in my life, it's never been someone whom I didn't expect to die sometime soon. Not that its gonna change much.' John pondered

Moving along John saw that the two imbeciles Blyke and Insen were fighting in the courtyard, Blyke shooting lasers out of his hands and Insen showing his increased strength again and again throughout their fight.

Ignoring them once again, John checked his phone once again to notice that it had a new message. Once opened, John saw a picture of Wellston High with a Wolf skull wearing figure watching.

'Well that's only mildly unsettling. I wouldn't even have created this SCP if it wasn't for the fact that a FanFic I had read had shown that this SCP may be immensely powerful in controlling technology.' John shook his head, and as much as it may be unsettling it felt somewhat nice, to know that there was something always watching him and from the thief outside his home whom he watched be mutilated by a figure with a wolf skull, made him smile.

Forgetting about his wolf stalker, John thought about his plans, and what needs to be done. His plan was to finish the plot of this world, however most of it comes from John being mentally unsound, and now that he wasn't. Well, their wasn't much, and John wasn't about to let ember drug Seraphina.

' Guess I could just make this world better by taking care of Ember and then maybe prove to this shitty school that I will beat their ass. After that its probably gonna be…. Neir? I could make a quick trip there to pick up both 2B and 2A, and with how much they wanna find humans… They would be more than willing to come with me, and Ill just end up nuking the machines. Now that Im thinking about it, Commander White as well, she's hot.' John made up his plans as he slowly walked home…

—————Timeskip————

"Oh, hi Claire, what happened" John called out to a Claire that was ringing on his doorbell.

"Oh u-um, I-I just wanted to ask…" Claire trailed off

"Ask what?~" John teased

"A-AskIfYouWantedTogoGetSomeDinnerSometime!" Claire yelled with a massive blush.

Smiling, John replied "Sure, why don't I pick you up at 8pm tomorrow at your house?"

Nodding without raising her head, Claire ran away before John could start teasing her again.

Closing the door, Johns eye twitched as he looked at two girls who were glaring at him from around a corner. Deciding to just ignore the jealous girls, John sat down and started writing his half of the project with Seraphina. This was gonna be a long night…

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There will be 3 chapters tomorrow because I hate myself.

Ignoring that, next chapter title: Chapter 6: Oh no! Our table! Its Broken!

AN/ Remi's name reminds me of a streamer on twitch by the name of sr_kaif, he has a 2 dogs, and ones named Remi…. Pretty damn good streamer tho…. BTW, The near world will be like, 2-4 chapters at most. I don't know jack shit about that world other than from a few fanfics, and even those are few and far between. John will kill Issei from Highschool DxD soon, for no reason. If you're one of the people who say "Issei has good qualities, I don't understand why people hate him, like, he's loyal and stuff blah blah blah" I don't care. His level of open pervertedness makes me hate him. You may call him whatever the fuck you want, but I'm killing that pussy shit stain. Don't like it? I don't care. You like it? Great! Burn the HERASY! Feed the HERETICS to the flames brothers! (Some Warhammer 40k shit this is….)

And lastly, when do you want lemons to come in, and do note that I will make lemons separate chapters with no useful plot in them for people who wanna skip. (By when I mean like, within the next 10 chaps, or do you want to make this more of a slowburn?)

Hope you enjoyed. I know this chapter had too many wall breaks, it will probably be the only one with this many, I'll try t write any comments I have or notes at the end here to not take away from the reading experiance.

(Warning! For anyone who is a stickler for cannon events, fuck off at this point. Basically no part of the UnOrdinary world will follow the specific cannon timeline. After all, what's the point of putting in a character if he does jack shit?) Basically, AU as fuck from here on out, and most if not all worlds will have some AU elements.