off to this new world

shit what world do I want I want something fun were I could go exploring and fight I want to go to my favorite animes dragon ball, one punch man, and my hero academia, etc. but no I want my own type of adventure now that I think about it I could always wish myself to another world if wanted let's think what type of novel worlds I like best there's rpg, cultivation, apocalypse, vr and etc. oh what one damn it fuck think shit I'm think to hard calm down deep breaths ok lets go with what I always do in this kind of situation eenie meenie miney mo catch a tiger by his toe if he hollers let him go eenie meenie miney mo, land on the cultivation world ok shit I think it will be fun(mc).

"cultivation world I'm pretty sure you know what i mean" damn if you ask me this old fart doesn't look like a god(me), "you're the fart you brat" this lit'turd "ok be gone you turd"(god), shit wait "hold it i got a question first"(me), damn will you just leave but it wouldn't hurt to answer him "ask away" sighs the god, "will i keep my memory am i being reincarnated or something"(mc), come on i don't care "if that's all then yes you keep your memory and no you're not being reincarnated you will be sent there in your ten year old body, any other questions before you go"(god), really good sighs in relief ok oh before i go i should make one wish oh i got to ask how it works "just one how do i use my unlimited wishes" I'm really glad i asked before i leave(mc).

"oh yeah you just say 'i would like to make a wish' and then a being i made to put in charge of understanding your mean will help you take care of the complicated part for you, is that all?"(god), oh cool that makes it easy i guess "oh ok 'i would like to make a wish' and do i say what i would like to wish for after"(mc) and before i could finished a ball of red light appeared before me scaring the shit out of me god you fucking lit'shit why the fuck did i not get a warning(mc), "what would you like to wish for my master" a girly sounding voice comes form the ball of red light(being), "fuck shit motherfucker" calm down holy shit calm down "ok my wish is having the gamer ability from the manga the gamer but add a tab menu so i can see all the windows its has and add 3 windows a store with items/abilities/bloodlines/cheats/sub-systems or systems from all manga and novels and anime, add wish window were i can have written wish grant i just think what i want written down, add a hack window were i edit any numerical value in any window available and can make it so it can't decrease also can make it so it cant incrase and can make it were it does both and lastly i make you system guide you have all the info i need and can grant me wishes easier and give me skyrim the video game wait system but edit it to so can wait months years and century's oh make it so I'm indestructible state oh make me have unlimited stamina and unlimited stamina regen. oh and make it suitable for the world we about to goin, hey by the way were will i spawn"(mc), holy shit that is one long wish glad i'm the one does not have to deal with it and were i was just going to throw him in a random world with no destinaion in mind fuck what do i tell him(god), "working wish estimated time 30 min till completed"(being).

"oh really ok then I can wait here for 28 min then go to the world, oh by the way what's the world called" it'd be better then calling it the world all time, I mean really come on that's just a hand full like really(mc), "monoliver that's what the worlds call and I'm putting you near a outer continent in the weaker realm on the weakest part" think me that he was distracted by her and that give me enough time to find a world(god), "well cool oh yeah you red ball of light you need a name do you have any ideas from all the manga, novels or anime that you like for a name or do you have one" yeah that needs to be addressed I just can't call her you wait is she a she or a(mc), .................26min later "master Lydia will be just fine" my master is an odd ball he could just wish to have everything he could have just wish for me to have my name why ponder about it 26min when he learn more about the world monoliver but no he has to ponder over a name for me though and change I'm happy about it though(Lydia) "well time is up and man I wonder about you sometimes "(god), "oh its time already fuck yes hell yes lets get the show on the road and are you sure? I think kora sounds but if you like Lydia then ok you are Lydia then"(mc), before I can talk I hear my vision goes black and I hear the good for nothing lazy ass god says good riddance.

next thing I know I'm waking up with a headache and I see green felds all round me then a widow pops up!

{ game start? (y|n) }

so is wasn't a dream and this is the new world "yes!" now my adventure starts here so "hey Lydia add a feature to system called save and load yes like those video game and create yourself a cute anime avatar so can have something to talk to instead of a voice oh and open all my windows"(mc) excitedly saying that while studying the surroundings and while checking the body "yes master"(Lydia)