The Cave

Hooh...hooh...calm down, calm down..

CAN'T! I'm buck naked in a cave, what the hell is this!?

I stood up and looked around, the cave was a one way tunnel, I can see a pretty distant light from one end. Definitely go that way, but fiiiiiirst. Let's check up on my body.

Mkay, this is insanity. I'm completely fine, which normal would be good but just a moment ago I was within an inch of my life, this makes no sense.

"Fuck.." I cursed aloud and touched my face in an effort to calm myself down. That's when I noticed another oddity, I have massive razor sharp teeth.

ASSFGHJK!? Why do I have a baraka mouth!? Well it would be more accurate to say I have a Melina mouth since my teeth aren't big jagged spikes, but rather, modified ominvore teeth that are bigger and sharper to the point I can't fully close my mouth.

That's not the point! What happened to me, did I get reincarnated as some monster freakshow? I'm freaking out here man..

I sat down, huffing and puffing as I have what I can only describe as a anxiety attack. Fuck, I'm not only naked and in a cave but I'm also a disfigured..mutant..what the fuck?

I lost my train of thought, looking at the hologram type screen infront of me with a bunch of words on it.

[Status]

Name: N/A

Race: Adult Ripjaw

Skills: N/A

Talents: N/A

[Stats]

HP: 1000/1000

Stamina: N/A

Mana: 55/55

Power: 52

Vitality: 34

Dexterity: 22

Intellect: 25

Stat Points: 10

Skill Points: 3

Talent Points: 0

[Summary]

Adult Ripjaw with no special traits besides increased strength and intellect.

What the fuck..? A status board? Is this a game?

I stared at the screen for a long time before laying on my back, on the suprising clean cave floor. Taking a deep inhale...

"WHAT THE FUUUUUCK!?" I screamed aloud, and promptly sat up, looking at the board again.

Okay, so what's all this really mean? Am I in a game world? Is this some sick twisted dream? Am I in the afterlife playing a game? Did I get reincarnated as a monster?

Hah...all feel possible. And apparently, if this thing is referring to me, I'm something called a Ripjaw. Real on the nose there eh? I mean it's accurate and all but seriously...

Welp, lets take some time to think some more! Yay...thinking.