Ultimate Scheming System
I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
We Are the Wives of the Faction Leader!
Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Bleck!
Hearing Xu Que's suggestion, everyone almost spat blood!
D*mn! What do you mean?
We have been waiting for such a long time. Finally, your first dish is ready. How could you say that the feast is canceled and change it into a f*cking table tennis match?
This God of Cookery is really unreliable!
"Growl! Don't cross the line!" Buttface shouted frantically. "Drop that thing and serve the dish now! I'm ravenous!"
"Snicker! Lord Li, is every member of the Exploding Heavens Faction so interesting?" asked Madam Ya with a smile. She was leaning on the Thunder Illusion Body.
"You give us too much credit. I will say that despite the ugly appearance, those beef balls are very delicious!" the Li Bai replied with a smile.
"Delicious? Really?" Madam Ya asked, stunned.
Hearing the words of the Thunder Illusion Body, the rest people couldn't help twitching the corners of their mouths.
Are you kidding?