Ultimate Scheming System
I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
I Can't Help But Commit A Crime!
Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Stomp!
Along with a dull sound, Buttface cracked the ground surface. He rushed up excitedly with a piece of steaming poop in his paws. "Little brat, here you are!" He shouted loudly. Then he waved his paw and was about to throw the poop at Xu Que.
"Crap! Wait! Stop! Don't throw it at me!" Xu Que, his eyes wide, stopped Buttface by shouting at him.
Are you kidding? Only a fool would take that hot poop!
"Where should I throw it, then?" Buttface asked.
"Seriously? You should throw it at them!" Xu Que said, and he pointed at the members of the Lu Family.
Buttface was annoyed immediately. He yelled angrily, "Little brat, are you insane? I defecated this laboriously. How could you ask me to give this precious food ingredients to others?"
"Just stop your nonsense! If you really don't want to throw it out, you could just eat it directly. It is so disgusting in your paws!" Xu Que said in disgust.