I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
"Buttface!"
"What?"
"Come here!" Xu Que called to Buttface.
Buttface opened his eyes wide and said, "No!"
"I'm not kidding! I have a proper plan which could turn you into a real dragon! Just come here!" Xu Que said as he took out the Creature-Awakening Liquid from the System package.
"Become a real dragon? Is it really so awesome?" Buttface was stunned a bit. When he saw Xu Que's earnest face, he became pretty uncertain.
Xu Que opened the Creature-Awakening Liquid and waved it in front of Buttface ostentatiously, "How is it? Have you got a feeling that you are eager to drink it?"
"What the hell?" Buttface was totally confused. He said, shaking his head, "Little brat, are you insane? Why did you wave that bottle of shabby liquid in front of me?"