[64]Banging a Milf and Catching An Amateur magician offguard

-3rd POV-

In his room, Otto's soft finger taps on the laptop's keyboard echoed across the dark room. The only source of light was the soft hue of the screen revealing his serious face.

Otto is a man of conviction, determination, and ambition.

One of those many ambitions is the collection of all the original Longinus Class Sacred Gears.

He himself already possesses the original Longinus [Zenith Tempest], [True Longinus], [Dimension Lost], [Divine Dividing], [Sephiroth Graal], [Incinerate Anthem], [Absolute Demise], and [Annihilation Maker], as well as the new Longinuses [Unknown Dictator] and [Aeon Balor].

And let's not forget his latest addition to the collection. Otto has already collected the [Boosted Gear] from Issei, leaving Rias with a useless servant.

Although Otto enjoyed seeing his friend struggle with what to do with Issei, he did feel a tiny bit bad about stealing the god-killing weapon from right under her nose.

That's why he decided to give Issei a few mid-class sacred gears he had in his vault, completely unused. Rias was more than happy to take them, now having a servant with multiple sacred gears, which was extremely rare.

But now that Otto had the [Boosted Gear], he needed to find a wielder for it.

He had already thought of a few possible candidates, but in the end, he decided to give it to one of the people he trusted most in the whole world: Theresa.

Yes, Otto decided to gift the sacred gear to his own daughter.

He could already imagine the bright smile and hug he would get after giving it to her. He's just that much of a fool for his daughter.

But now that this matter was done, Otto needed to focus on the rest of the Longinuses to complete his collection.

-Otto POV-

The only ones I have left to collect are [Regulus Nemea], [Telos Karma], [Innovate Clear], and [Canis Lykaon]

[Regulus Nemea], a battle axe Longinus that contains the spirit of the Lion King, the Nemean Lion Regulus, residing within it.

The thing is incredibly strong for close-range combat, as it has the ability to split the earth in one swing and can defend against any projectile attacks directed at the owner, giving him immunity to almost all long-range attacks.

And that's not mentioning the Balance Breaker.

Technically, I do have it in my possession already.

I've made a deal with Sairaorg that in exchange for his allegiance, I would wake his mother up from her sleeping disease.

Sairaorg was skeptical at first, but the man was desperate to save his mother, no matter the cost. Something that I can respect besides his drive to become strong and his good personality.

I checked her mind with Fenghuang Down, since, you know, she's in a coma. And I found out what this sleeping disease was. It's a mix of mental and physical issues an individual devil can have.

As you know, devil's powers and mentality are heavily reliant on imagination, will, and most importantly, desire.

With Misla, her downfall started when Sairaorg was born. It's sad, but the truth.

After he was born and they found out that he didn't have the power of destruction, he and his mother were ostracized by their clan and even Misla's father.

This caused a fallout in their marriage.

And with Misla, she actually loved the bastard. That's why after treating her that way, she fell out of love, and so did her desire.

The only thing she had left was her son, but that wasn't enough. The lack of completed and satisfied desire caused her to go into some sort of power-saving mode so that her body wouldn't completely break down.

Thus the sleeping disease.

In simple words, she became like this because she was extremely pent up... in a sexual way.

She must not have met her husband to do the devil's tango after Sairaorg's birth, especially when they were both banished to the countryside of the Bael territory.

And how devils indulge themselves in desire, it seems like Sairaorg's mother was especially active in 'that' area. Just as Rias indulges herself in manga and anime.

After my full analysis, I told Sairaorg my findings, and oh boy, was it funny to see his reaction.

To find out that your mother was in a coma because she didn't get dick must have been a huge hit on him.

But surprisingly, it didn't. Instead, he was happy that the mysterious sleeping disease that had plagued the devils for so long, including his mother, was now solved.

The only thing left was the treatment.

Now that was the awkward part.

I told him that she needed to have sex.

Oh boy, was he flabbergasted, but after showing him some more proof and my full analysis on paper, he fully understood why.

Now came the even more awkward part: WHO was going to have sex with her.

Definitely not him; he said that he couldn't do such a thing to his own mother, at least not if there were many other options left.

Next was his own father. Despite his kind-hearted and compassionate personality, he really didn't like his father.

So if that guy was out of the picture, who was going to clap her cheeks?

It was me apparently...

Sairaorg requested that I do it (weirdly so), and since he would be under my command from now on and shit, I accepted reluctantly on the condition that he would never tell a soul about it.

Himeko would kill me if she found out that I banged someone's mom before her.

I was reluctant, not about the part that I got to bang a hot MILF, but the part that it was going to be awkward once she woke up.

And once I got into it, it was extremely awkward. It was like putting my dick in an extremely warm corpse.

But after a bit of thrusting, her body began to twitch and wriggle, accompanied by a lot of low moans.

It was a slow process, but eventually, she woke up... and when she did, she went crazy.

I don't know if she was just that pent up or she was just THAT in the mood.

But once she woke up completely, she took over, and we mindlessly fucked for like the next two hours or so.

I was surprised that she had so much stamina for a person who had just woken up from a coma.

Well anyway, after that, Misla and Sairaorg had a touching reunion, including the sobs of a grown man holding on to his mother like a child.

It was once again awkward as I watched the scene from the corner of the room, as if I hadn't just banged the brains out of his mother.

Well, I guess Sairaorg has his priorities, and his mother's well-being is just one of them.

After the whole sob party was over, Sairaorg pledged his allegiance to me and joined Shicksal.

And of course, I went over to his house to do check-ups on Misla... and maybe a bit more.

...God, I'm just digging a deeper hole for myself, putting it in a deeper hole for myself?

Focus Otto, Focus!

Do I regret it? No.

Am I going to regret it later? Maybe.

But I guess I'll just watch how things play out. I just hope Sairaorg doesn't start calling me father or something.

Thus, Misla was announced to have miraculously recovered from the incurable sleeping disease while I gained the user of a Longinus.

Well, that's that.

Quite the story, eh?

But I'm not finished.

There's still [Innovate Clear] and [Telos Karma], wielded by Mitsuya Kanzaki, and [Canis Lykaon], wielded by Tobio Ikuse.

At least that was how things went in canon DxD.

Concerning Mitsuya Kanzaki, he currently doesn't have them.

In fact, he's living a normal life away from magic and all. I made sure of it as I was searching for info about him.

He has neither of the Longinus sacred gears he had in the DxD novel.

From now on, I can only mark both [Innovate Clear] and [Telos Karma] as missing, and I have absolutely no leads as to who could have them.

Next is [Canis Lykaon], and let me tell you, I was surprised by the info I gathered.

Yes, there is a Slash Dog in this era, but it isn't Tobio.

That means that he never had his sacred gear and memories sealed away and hidden in normal human life by his grandmother.

This caused my search for Canis Lykaon to go into a spiral until I decided to hack into the old crow's personal computer files.

It seems like back in the day, the wielder of Canis Lykaon did some jobs for the old man, and he later retired as he settled down with the woman he fell in love with.

So no one ever knew the true identity of the famous assassin, Slash Dog. Well, the one exception was Azazel as he seemed to have a close relationship with him, close to friends but still worker to hirer.

And when I found out his true identity, I couldn't help but choke on my spit as I had never thought this person could be a famous assassin.

A man who was shown to be kind, funny, an absolute family man, and a lover of magic, he was...

-Somewhere in America-

One by one, the group of people began to walk into the cabin. It was a nice place with wooden frames and a big fireplace. But above all, it was decorated for Christmas.

"Oh, is the furnace on?" Cam walked through the living room, basically sweating like a pig.

They had thought that it was going to snow here at the cabin since it was Christmas and all, and even Gloria said that it was going to be cold. But her phone was in Celsius, not showing how actually hot it was.

"Phil, take that jacket off. You're making me hot just looking at you," Gloria told the realtor, not caring about her very bad wording and pronunciation.

"Ha! Saleslady said that would happen," Phil joked, a smile adorning his face as he took the comment as a compliment... well, not really.

"Trust me, I'm cool as a cucumber," he assured, wearing a full jacket despite the heat.

"You're sweating like a heroin addict," Claire suddenly pitched in.

Hearing her comment, Phil decided to stay quiet and ignore her words. The family continued to unload their luggage into the living room.

"Oh? I didn't know we would have guests," suddenly spoke a voice coming from the stairs.

Slowly, his figure was revealed. He was an incredibly handsome boy with blonde hair, holding a glass of wine as he slowly descended the stairs.

"Woah," Hailey, Alex, and even Andy gaped at the handsome man.

"And who might you be?" Mitchell asked with a raised eyebrow. He was obviously curious and attracted to the new addition to the cabin, just as everyone was.

"Me? I'm Otto Apocalypse. Your butler," Otto gave a small theatrical bow.

"A butler? I didn't know we got one. How much extra was it, Gloria?" asked Cam, his eyes never leaving the handsome man, just like his husband.

"I didn't," Gloria replied. All she had reserved was the cabin; she had never paid extra for a butler.

"Well, of course you didn't. It comes with the cabin," Otto reassured.

"Woah, really? Can you do a backflip? Can you make a roast? Gasp! Can you make a perfect house out of cards?" Phil was excited. He had never had an actual butler working for him. He had only ever hired a baby sitter and a house cleaner, but never a butler.

"Hey sweetie, don't just tell him to do a backflip—"

Otto jumped and did a backflip.

"..." *Claire*

"Fufufu, don't worry. Your wish is my command," Otto gave a teasing grin, his eyes never leaving Phil Dunphy.

'I have you now, Slash Dog~'