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Uchiha With A Dimensional Chat Group

It was the Night of Genocide but luckily I have a Group Chat! When Konoha's most filial son came knocking on my door , I did my best entertain him but who would have thought that he wouldn't appreciate my hospitality? In the end I had a showdown with Danzo, Hokage and all the higherups of Konoha.... "You are so unscrupulous, it is better to get rid of you for Konoha!" Danzo roared. "You're so arrogant, Danzo." Yuu took off the black-rimmed glasses on his face and gently crushed them. Combed his hair back. "Since The Beginning, no one has ever stood in the heavens, neither you, nor I, not even God himself, but that emptiness in the throne of heaven will be filled from this day forth, i will be the one to stand in the heavens. " ........ It takes me a bit of time to kind of get into the story to edit it and make changes , so as the chapters go by you might feel the changes. Link: https://mtlnation.com/novel/konoha-genocide-night-i-will-stand-in-the-sky Discord : https://discord.com/invite/n2CHPPv9

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6. Hashirama's Little princess

" Nagato wants to speak to me face to face? It's fine where should we meet up" Yuu asked after hearing from Obito that Nagato wished to speak with him and he was more than willing to see the chunni leader of the only terrorist organization in the Shinobi world.

"On the border of the Land of Rain, be careful he should probably be trying to test your strength, so be prepared for an ambush," Obito said in an indifferent tone. 

" It's Okay ~ I'm pretty strong you know~ " Yuu said with a confident smirk and then he stared at Obito's impassive face with a smile. " I'm happy that you care about me To-chan " 

" Shut up! Don't call me by that weird name! " Obito hissed as he glared at Yuu through gritted teeth. 

"Okay, To-chan~ " Yuu replied in a sing-song voice.

" You bastard! " Obito was so angry that his body was trembling. If he could beat him he would have already beaten him but it was a shame he could only keep his rage bottled up.

He hates the way this guy treats him but he couldn't do anything. 

Four months ago, Yuu came to Obito with an offer to resurrect Rin. Upon listening to his words Obito was not happy in the slightest, on the contrary he wanted to kill Yuu. 

Obito didn't believe Yuu could resurrect Rin and he didn't want Yuu to resurrect Rin. If Yuu could do what he had been working so hard to achieve so simply then what was the point of him 'Uchiha Obito' doing so many insane things, won't he just be a clown?

Obito didn't wish to be a clown so he simply chose the other option which was to get rid of Yuu. But.... he was beaten black and blue by him to the point where he had to beg for mercy, and after receiving such stimulation Obito was able to clear his mind of Insanity and decided to work together with Yuu.

As they say, If you think Violence isn't the answer to your problems then you just aren't using enough of it. (Tried and Tested by Kenpachi Zaracki )

....

" So Black Zetsu and White Zetsu decided to cooperate with us? " Yuu asked in an intrested tone.

He currently has Obito as his employee who doesn't ask for much and Black and White Zetsu are perfect employees for him, a very generous (cheap) boss.

There isn't even any food expense , how wonderful could it be to make a bunch of white Zetsu's work in the factory 24/7.

As for the wages.... everyone is working towards a better Land of Rivers and expecting remuneration for such a noble endeavour is a very narrow minded behaviour.

Black Zetsu who has been toiling for years in hopes of helping his mother surely wouldn't say no to his noble cause, right ?

....

"Since they were locked up by you , both of them seemed to have fallen into depression. Out of the two, Tobi seemed to be more proactive to the idea of cooperation " Obito said in a strange tone as he gazed at Yuu , this guy's way of negotiating cooperation has left him speechless.

" Oh! The white Zetsu who has a good relationship with you , ask him what are his requirements and if it's not too much we can agree to them " Yuu said to Obito.

" That.... he just wants a free space to complete the creation of his art.." Obito said in a strange tone while his eyebrows were twitching.

What is the art? Bluntly speaking it was just a pile of shit

" Art? "

" Yes, a grand piece of art " Obito replied not in a mood to explain further.

Yuu and Obito stared at each other and both of them fell silent.

" Okay, tell him it's fine " Yuu took a deep breath and cleared his mind of 'shitty' thoughts.

Obito nodded his head and turned around to leave but when he reached the door, he stopped a little and hesitantly asked " Yuu, you and Kushina-san..." 

"Hey even if you are my friend I'll sue you for slander if you talk nonsense! Also, my relationship with my Nee-san is pure! " Yuu said in a righteous tone.

" What about you and Kana-san? " 

" Clear and spotless! " 

" I understand " Obito closed the door and went out, and there was complexity in his eyes. Did his sensei Minato the Yellow Flash become the Green Flash?..

...

"What did you understand? " Yuu muttered in confusion.

 Kushina suddenly floated out of his body and pointed at herself then at him and clenched her fist.

" Don't listen to his nonsense, you and I both know we are innocent! " Yuu said in a placating tone. 

" These days there are many narrow-minded people who are making up stories about others, can't a man and woman just be friends? " Yuu said in a fed-up tone.

Kushina's lips twitched a little due to his shamelessness and she just rolled her eyes at his antics. Kushina held her Yukata tremblingly as if showcasing a soiled woman who would be unable to get married in the future.

"Slander! You are slandering me! How can I even soil your body when you are just a soul body? " Yuu said with righteous indignation.

Kushina's expression was a bit stiff after hearing his words then her expression went cold and her hair started floating behind her indicating that she was filling up with rage.

" Ahem! Okay " Yuu coughed a little to ease his embarrassment and said calmly " I admit I was a bit greedy, but you must understand..." 

Before Yuu could finish his sentence Kushina reached her hands over as if she wanted to smack him but in the end, she just caressed his cheek tenderly.

After half a year of living together both of them have developed a deep understanding of each other to the point where they don't even need words to converse. " Nee-san have you made up your mind? " Yuu asked in a serious tone.

Kushina just smiled and nodded her head.

" Okay, We'll start tomorrow " Yuu nodded his head after taking a deep breath to compose himself.

He is already quite experienced in turning others into Arrancar and taking into consideration Aizen's technical support, plus the bonus from the Hogyoku the chance of accidents happening is close to zero.

But still, this is his Nee-san and he feels he should take some more precautions...

....

Group Leader: @A-san I need some help!

Black-bellied Utako: What the hell are you doing so early in the morning

{T.N: There is a time difference in member's worlds. }

Group Leader: It's a business matter, be a good girl 

Black-bellied Utako: Your business is not my business, why the hell should I care!

Group Leader: Utaha-chan aren't you afraid of the spankings from me if you run your mouth too much 

Black-bellied Utako: Oh no~ I'm so scared~, the group leader is going to spank me ~ What should I do? So scary~

Group Leader: Very good! You are jumping into your own demise! Now even if you say sorry it's useless, I won't stop until your behind is as red as an apple!

Black-bellied Utako: Hehe~ Let me see you try~

Although Utaha was pretending to be disdainful in the group chat, in reality, her face was already flushed to the root of her ears. Her face was so hot that she felt like steam was coming out of it, thinking about the things she said to Yuu and his words about spanking her, Utaha felt so embarrassed that she wanted to crawl into a crack in the floor.

But she was also excited about what was about to happen.

The boys in the classroom were baffled by the shy expression on Utaha's face, it made them fascinated but at the same time made their rapidly beating hearts constrict because they knew they were not the reason for Utaha's expression.

Uataha was unaware of the heartbreak she caused to the boys in her class and even if she knew she wouldn't care... 

....

Hairspray Man: Yuu-san?

Group Leader: A-san I need your help with something, please lend me your Hogyoku tomorrow

Black-bellied Utako: Don't you have one that you got with the help of the chat group?

Group Leader: I want to transform my Nee-san into an Arrancar, and I fear one is not enough

Black-bellied Utako: Nee-san? ...Oh! you mean Kushina-san! You pervert are you finally starting to sink your claws into the women around you? You perverted wife stealer!

Group Leader: What nonsense are you talking about? Our relationship is as pure as the relationship between Madara-sama and Hashirama-sama! 

{ A.N: As pure as Tang san, shittiest mc I have ever read about in a fic even rapist Mc much more tolerable than this thieving little shit. An out-and-out thief claiming to be pure while being the most hypocritical piece of shit to exist. The author of the original really is a retard. I have read his other work Heavenly Jewel Change and it's another can of worms. } 

{ Sorry}

Black-bellied Utako: Bah!

Hairspray Man: No problem~

Group Leader: Thank you A-san! I hereby swear on the name of my Ancestor Madara that your business will be my business and if you ever need help I will never frown at your request and if I ever violate this oath, may my Ancestor Madara be struck by lightning!

[ Ding!] 

[ Hashirama's Little Princess has joined the chat group ]

Black-bellied Utako: ?

Group Leader: ???

Hairspray Man: ....

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I hate Dai Mubai, Zhu Zhuqing deserves better. An utter scum, 'Women are not population but resources' wow what grand words from the great prince, A frog at the bottom of the well who thinks just cuz he is a prince he can do anything.

Yu Xioagang another scum, was somehow glorified as a great master. An utter trash.

Tang Hao, A loser and a villain. Don't know how a bully like him becomes some big hero for killing the leader of the only organization who cares about the common people. Although its a conspiracy theory its more than likely that he was the reason that his wife died and he did it for her soul ring and became decadent due to guilt.

Ma Honjun an utter pervert, most likely should have forced woman with his master Flender backing him.

Oscar, a tolerable trash but still trash in the end. should have visited Goulan many times with his 'brothers'. You are who you surround yourself with.

Zao Wuji , Bully the weak fear the strong, bad teacher but at least protects his students I guess.

Flender, A scam artist, and trash, no other words for this profiteer. His trash academy can teach shit.

I already talked about Tang San, he acts like a pure boy but we know what kind of disgusting trash this mf is.

'Legend of Tang Min' is the most shitty ff of Douluo I have read, that mf made the MC the adopted brother of Tang San and made him kneel down and worship Yu Shitgang as his master along with Tang San. 

I felt like puking, the MC had a lot of cheats like he could become OP without anybody's help. Even the argument that Yu Shitgang can teach him knowledge about Spirit Beasts and Spirit Master is a non-existent argument because he specifically has a cheat that provides him complete knowledge about all spirit beasts and all things related to them.

Then Why ...Why did that Mf author do it ? 

Do you know what his response was? Hahahahaha it made me want to break some shit!

"I did it on a whim", whim my ass mf! He probably is gay for the great Master(Yu Shitgang) and Tang San and Tang Hao.

He wants to deepthroat the master like *Gluck* *Gluck* while getting back shots from his great idol Tang Hao while his super Idol Tang San is waiting to stuff him with some of his turkey. 

I'm sorry but I have been bottling this shit up for 3 years, I wake up every day in anger thinking about how I can't smack the shit out of that guy. I hate Tang San with every fibre of my body, I do not know why maybe there is something wrong with me but I really hate to hear his name. I think I need a therapist.

And I hate Tang San fans more than I hate No Harem fans and Asuma fanboys and that is saying something. Because idolising someone like him tells a lot about you cuz there ain't a single thing good about him.

Atleast Itachi was cool even if he was a bastard so that's a reason for some kids to idolise him.

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