Who can spank Itachi's ass!?

{ Third person POV }

Sasuke Uchiha watches his brother in amazement, and Itachi Uchiha, unable to move, slowly makes his way towards his younger brother. The bright light that emerged as a result of Edo Tensei's release was not enough to stop Sasuke from following his brother with all his heart. Itachi's footsteps echoed throughout the cave, though faintly.

"I told you the whole truth. I'll never have to do it again. I've always lied to you and asked ..."

Itachi momentarily loses his balance as he speaks, but continues to look forward to Sasuke as he walks weakly towards him. More parts of Itachi's body are starting to separate and fly away like shredded papers blown by a strong breeze.

"... to forgive while keeping you away...because I wanted to keep you out of it."

Itachi staggers as he moves towards Sasuke. Sasuke's body wouldn't move, for he could watch his beloved brother blow up pieces each time he approached him. Itachi slowly raises his right forearm and weakly opens his hand, partially extending his index and middle fingers.

"But now, I think maybe you can change the father, the mother, and the rest of the Uchiha. If I had just come to you from the start, looked directly into your eyes, and told you the truth, then I wouldn't have. "You don't have to stand before you as a failure telling you all this. But, I want to give you at least that much truth."

Itachi takes one last step and puts himself in front of Sasuke. Itachi raises his right arm higher and extends his index and middle finger up to Sasuke. But that quickly changes when Itachi strokes the back of Sasuke's head with his whole hand. Itachi brings his forehead closer to an immobile Sasuke, too overcome by emotion to utter a single word back.

"You don't have to forgive me. Whatever you do next, know it."

Itachi and Sasuke meet face to face with each other eye to eye. Itachi has a tender smile on his face as he looks into Sasuke's sad eyes.

"No matter what happens, I will always love you."

These were the last moments Itachi remembered with Sasuke on his way to the afterlife. Itachi finally felt as if a heavyweight had been lifted from his shoulders. Itachi enjoyed the white light from the heavens as he felt his now weightless ethereal body rise towards him. He closes his eyes and lets the warmth around him consume his presence.

[ A\N: Sorry I took this part from another Fanfic for a nice introduction :) ]

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Opening his eyes again, Itachi felt himself floating in a warm and comforting liquid. He felt herself being drawn towards a small light as he tried to figure out where he was.

[In hospital elsewhere.]

[Third person POV]

"AAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

A woman was screaming in the operating room of the hospital. Next to her, a man was holding her hand and saying something. They were accompanied by doctors and nurses.

"Come on, close your teeth a little bit more..."

" URUSAI! YOU BASTARD, DO YOU KNOW HOW I SURVIVED HERE? HAH HAH, IF YOU THINK IT'S EASY, NEXT TIME YOU DO BİRTH

"Well! But..."

"Push some more Uchiha-san almost time"

" HAH Hah...I TRY.HAH... AAAHHHHHHH!

... Soon...

"Oh! Finally"

With that, both the woman and the man breathed a sigh of relief. The doctor took the newborn baby. She had been trying to deliver this baby for several hours. The baby was finally born. But before he could be happy, he realized something. The baby wasn't crying, he just slapped the baby's ass, but the baby still didn't make a sound.

"DOCTOR!"

"DOCTOR!"

Both the baby's mother and father shouted at the same time. The doctor slapped the baby's ass harder again.

"WAAH WAAH WAAH!"

Finally, the baby started to cry. With that, Doctor said, "Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Uchiha, you have a healthy baby boy." Then she cleaned the baby, wrapped it in a clean cloth, and handed it to the parents.

The boy's parents also breathed a sigh of relief. With this, the woman shed tears of joy.

"Thank God. Nothing happened to our baby."

"Yes dear, we had a beautiful healthy baby."

The woman holding the baby in her arms was a beautiful woman with brown hair and red eyes. he opened her face, revealing the short black hair and red eyes of the one-fifty doll. gently poking his nose with his index finger. "You're the little demon that left the mother in so much pain, huh?" he said to the baby with a happy smile. The baby stopped crying and stared at the woman in front of him with his ruby-like eyes.

The black-haired and black-eyed man next to them smiled happily at the interaction between mother and baby, "Hey daddy is here, daddy wants love." He was trying to complain like a little kid.

Seeing this, the woman shot him a deadly glance, instantly silencing him.

Since the man knew what to do when his wife was angry, he immediately tried to divert the subject and asked.

"Eh! Oh dear, have you thought about what we're going to name our baby?"

Understanding the man's intentions, the woman said, " *sigh* yes of course his name will be…Itachi, Itachi Uchiha.

"This is my little ferret. I will always protect her. I will always love her no matter what." She said with a heartwarming smile.

'Eh! What about me, I want some love too.'

He knew that if he didn't want to die thinking about it, he would never say it out loud. But that earned him another deadly glance from his wife.

"Haha yes, that's right dear we will grow our baby with everything. To have a beautiful and happy life"

'Oh! Man, female intuition is terrifying. "

Despite this, the woman began to nurse the baby under her surgical gown without saying anything.

Shortly after, tiny Itachi fell asleep in his new life, exhausted.

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{ Itachi Uchiha POV }

'After being drawn into the light, I slowly try to open my eyes. When I opened my eyes, I saw a giant holding me upside down. I thought I should do something urgently to try to get out of this situation right away. I can't feel my chakra, I can't activate it on the Sharingan. I felt a pain in my ass as I thought about this as if I had never had it before. The giant holding me slapped my ass. It hurts so much, but I have to hold on. He hit me harder in the ass as I tried to hold on until I got myself out of this situation. I can't help myself, I screamed involuntarily. But a sound like a baby crying came out of my mouth. Trying to understand my situation, then a voice came to my ears. It came from the giant holding me. '

??: "Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Uchiha you have a healthy baby boy."

'Well! Is it a baby? Me?. Don't tell me, am I reborn as a baby?'

'At least that explains why they're so much bigger than me. I was also reborn as Uchiha. How can that be? I killed all the Uchihas except Sasuke. Did anyone escape by chance? OK, I'll leave that for later. I have to look at my current situation. While I'm thinking about this, the man I think of like a doctor wraps me in a cloth and hands me to my new mother. By the way, I'm still crying like a baby. Because my ass hurts so much.'

' I look at the woman who took me. So this body has brown hair and red eyes glowing like rubies to its mother. At first, I thought the Sharingan was active. but I can't see any tomoe. I've never heard of a red-eyed Uchiha without Tomoe. While I look at the woman in surprise, she pokes my nose with her index finger and says. I heard him say, "You're the little demon that left the mother in pain, huh?" I had already stopped crying while I was still looking into his eyes. '

[A/N: I wrote that here because Uchihas usually have black hair and black eyes]

' The man next to us is probably like a child whose sugar has been taken from the father of this body, "Hey daddy is here, daddy wants love." At least I was spared my surprise. Seeing this, my new mom silenced my new dad with a deadly look. Seeing this, I unconsciously swallowed. I realized that no matter what, I should never piss off my new mom. At least to live more peacefully, of course. I felt a deep sense of pity for my new father. '

'Then my new father changed the subject. He told me what name they would give me. I was a bit intrigued when you said that. Because now I have a new life and I will live with this new name. Thinking about it, I glanced at my new mom. I'm waiting for my new name. I saw you sigh. he understands how my father changed the subject. Then "*sigh yes, of course, his name will be...Itachi, Itachi Uchiha. I heard you say.'

'HA!' is this a coincidence? Or is it a game of fate? I wonder if at least my name will stay the same I've been spared some extra trouble.

'Suddenly my new mom picked me up and tucked me under her dress. I understand what you're doing. She's trying to breastfeed me. I have to hold on like a normal baby, I have no other choice. Otherwise, they'll think I'm a sick or weird baby. I feel like I'm going to have a really hard time pretending to be a baby with an adult mind. . I need to keep doing this, at least until he gets a little bigger. '

{ Third person POV }

After being nursed for a while, baby Itachi slowly falls asleep with his eyes closed from exhaustion. What Itachi doesn't know is that he was born in a new world, not the Shinobi world.

What awaits Itachi in this new life?

[A/N: I may not have fully reflected Itachi's personality. As in the anime, I will try to write Itachi as a cool and strategist, thinking ahead of a few moves, analytical skills, and a poker face. It will be the same in other chapters. It may show emotion in some parts.]