Chapter 2:Average beginnings

'I went back into the house or the crack den I like to call it sense this place looks like a fucking dump, but enough of that I climb up the stairs towards my ro-' *Moan* *Slap *Moan* "yea you like my dick better this his huh". I ignore those horny dogs to there thing and arrive at my door and begin to think,'I need to clean this place up!'.

i go back downstairs to the living room and remeber that the kitchen is connected to the living room, I head inside the kitchen and look through every drawer. Inside a lot of them filled to brim with cockroaches and other insects running around I shiver at that, so I found the plastic bags for garbage and pick it up as well as brushing off any insects crawling all over it.

Getting up stairs yet again I the rest of the garbage bags but one and start getting ready to clean this mess I call a room. It took me 2 hours to clean up a lot of the garbage but there still some stains everywhere and some things had to be pride off sense it was sticking to the floor, I also use half of all my garbage bags but that genuinely surprised me I thought that would have taken all of the garbage bags.

but there was one problem though *Slap* *Moan* *Slap* *Moan* 'THOSE FUCKERS KEEP GOING AT IT, holy shit how much stamina and endurance does those 2 have like damn chill'. I just go back to cleaning my room and pick up the the garbage bags that are full and head out to side of the road, I go back in and head towards the the bathroom and surprisingly the bathroom is spotless clean,"wow am impressed, I didn't know they had a bit of decency".

I go and look at the drawer underneath the sink and find some cleaning products and luckily yellow gloves, I head upstairs and start sprawing and cleaning, 1 hour it took me 1 hour to clean some of the stains, some of them were really hard to remove and just stay there half faded.'While I was also cleaning up guess wh-' "AM CUMMING" a female voice screaming like she got stabbed.'That's right while I was cleaning those 2 where fucking each other for around 3 HOURS! FUCK am I annoyed and the worst part is that I don't have a fucking phone to listen to music to drown out there moaning'.but as I was going continue to complain a blue screen appears in front of me.

{[Good job user you have accomplished "Cleaning your room" you may have 1 out of these 3 perks]}

'wait what that was a mission? but... you know what don't question it I'll ask later' I sit there waiting for something to happen and... nothing happened so I tapped the blue screen out of confusion and it switch to a different blue screen.

{[Choose your perk!

"Working with portals!"

(Description: have 2 portals the around size of your fist go anywhere you want as long as you can visually see where to put the portal, you must also have the second portal open as well for it as an entrance).

"Chess pawn!"

(Description: Spawn in a pawn that is either a boy or a girl, <Warning the pawn will start off as a child> once 3 month's are over they will grow into an adult and became other chess pieces in the chess board with all having different effects. <Colour can be black or white, not the skin the outfit they wear>).

"Vegas Guns!"

(Description: ever felt that red, blue and white stripes in your blood, always wanting to shoot a gun from a apocalyptic America while inside Japan! while Gun Runner's got YOUR back, spin the Runner's Gambit to get a random gun "With ammo" from the Gun Runner's."Warning Japanese laws still outlaw dangerous guns".

Choose wisely user!]}

'um... ok by reading the descriptions I already know what I want'. I click on the perk "Working with portals!" and as so I touch it my body starts to feel numb, I could hear robotic voice talking about cake, narutoxin and how she's a potato?'ok um... a least am not feeling pain or knocked out' I thought feeling relieved.

'you might be also confused on my pick on the perk while my reasoning is "Chess pawn!"doesn't tell me if the chess pawn I spawn in well be loyal or have free will and right now I don't want to make a working releatship with it, as well as it being a child, honestly am not ready for that and it wouldn't make sense to the to people next door when they eventually come out. "Vegas Guns!" like the description said I would up in jail if anyone see's me with it or hear me use it and I don't really see the need for it as I don't see myself fighting people with a gun right now... why am I talking to myself?'.

The numbness start to go away and I can feel my body again 'sweet I wonder if I can do it now?' as I tried to summon a portal doing some hand signals I point at my wall... nothing happens again. Sense am not going to shout 'PORTAL SUMMON' am going to ask the system to tell me how to do it.

'System what do I do to summon my portal?' I ask in my head, don't want people thinking he's crazy because he's talking to thin air.

{[The user has to think about summoning 1 portal as the exit and the other as an entrance.]}

I did what system told and thought about a portal and 2 images appeared in my head. The portals look like a black hole sucking in light around it and in the center just pure black, the light's swirling around the darkness both have different colour being blue and orange. as I was thinking about summoning an 'Exit' portal I was also staring at my wall and just like that a portal 'orange' appeared.

"that's fucking sick!" I said sounding like a kid seeing a magic trick for the first time. I also summoned the other portal 'blue' to another wall in my room, I got up and walk towards it and taking a deep breath while turning my hand into a fist... I put it in the 'blue' portal and turn towards the 'orange' portal. There I saw my hand still in the shape of a fist at the 'orange' portal, I stop making a fist and my hand at the 'orange' portal immediately stops as well.

As I was planning continuing on testing on the portal the sex beasts finally stopped, I heard the next door open and foot steps going towards my door "shit!".