ZA GOLDEN ERA!!!

On a podium, there sat a tied man wearing a massive grin as two swords resides just below his neck, and with one swift motion the grinning man would have his head rolling on the floor.

"BANANAMAN! Do you have any last words for the sins you have committed in this world!" shouted by one voice, coming from somewhere unknown as bananaman's smile widened.

"Wealth, power, money! Three marvelous things of wonder was on the palm of my hands! Deemed as the greatest pirate to have roamed the seven seas! I have my name renowned throughout the whole world! But there's much more than just this little blue planet we lived in! There is still the grand universe that you haven't sailed set to! For I have traversed through this grand universe of ours and immortalize my name throughout history! For my saga hasn't ended but has instead just begun! For I have hidden the seven pieces of Sinful Trades in the Seven Dreadful seas! To those who have acquired the seven pieces of wonder will bring them those 3 wondrous things of mine! So set sail and set for the grand adventure that shall shake this whole world! For the grand era of Offer shall begin!" said by bananaman with a maddening grin as his head was cut off the moment he finished his speech as a fountain of blood shot out of his head.

bananaman's speech rocked the whole world without fail as like he said, a new era had erupted like a raging river has millions of people set sailed to the vast seven seas to try and become the chosen one who will become the Pirate King in this blue filled world and pioneer the human race to the grand universe.

After a few years, seven unique individuals have managed to climb on to the top and have gained the seven pieces of Offer as they were called... the Seven Deadly Sins!

Gluttonious_Banana, the sin of gluttony, with his unrivaled prowess of gluttony, he managed to swallow the vast sea with his mouth alone.

Lustful_Banana, the sin of lust, with their unrivaled beauty, they not only manage to create an army of humans but also beast as they dominated sea and land warfare.

Wrathful_Banana, the sin of wrath, a man broken from the tragedy he experience led him down to the path of darkness and anger as his wrathful body was trained into the most fearsome weapon in the seven seas.

69th_sus_god, the sin of envy, a man drought in treachery and pained became envious of those surrounding him, drought into insanity he became the greatest imposter in the blue planet, a jack of all trades but a master of none.

ARKH, the sin of avarice, deemed as the richest person on the planet, hoarding everything and anything with his ginormous ark that travers the seven seas.

Charles_Balagtas, the sin of pride, coming from a 3rd world country, he previously deemed it as a tragedy, but soon his views became twisted as he deemed his country the greatest and brought it into prosperity, soon becoming the emperor of the Balagtas empire.

And finally, lazy_26_reader, the sin of sloth, owner of the grand library deep inside the ocean depths, he hoarded all known and unknown knowledge inside this water filled planet, expanding his knowledge to an insurmountable degree as everything became a twisted mathematical view in his eyes.

With this seven deadly sins holding the seven sins of Offer, they all made an agreement with each other as they soon arrive at the center of the seven seas.

They all nodded with each other as a glowing ball of an unknown material erupted out of their hands and as if a strange attractive force appeared out of nowhere, the seven balls of Offer fuse into one as a large ball of light appeared with a certain thought appeared in all of their minds.

"Make a wish" said by the orb of light in an archaic language, not out off words but instead thoughts.

As soon as that was said, all of their mouths opened at the same time as they instantly knew what to wish for.

"The Golden Era" said by the seven sins as the orb shone in a brilliant golden light as a wave of gold shot out of its spherical body that went on to cover the whole world as magically, everything became better, easier, faster, everything... improve!

"For you, the seven sins and the reincarnated hero bananaman, your contributions has allowed this world to reach the Golden Era, and because of that, your name shall now be engrained in the rivers of time, for you seven have achieved the impossible and brought a world to a state of perfection, and for that, I shall now bid my farewell" said by the orb as its body became particles of light, flying off into the distance as the world entered...

ZA GOLDEN ERA!!!

AN: You see that! I made a fucking goddamn story just for a trade offer saga!

It has plot! It has a goal! An ending!

8 readers now immortalize in this novel because of their contributions, sucks to be those losers who doesn't write a review, you will just stay in mediocrity, staying as one of those side characters that everybody will forget about, no, they won't even know you existed in the first place.

(Achieved in February 22, 2022 or 2/22/2022, nice - 90th day of writing)