Yu Yan seriously considered giving his cat a complete childhood (spanking).
After all, if he were to covert her cat age to it's relative human age, it would be around 70 years old, how could someone this old still lack a complete childhood?
But after considering it, he dropped the thought, after all, he can't beat the cat, if he tried, he might get his childhood completed instead.
But secretly vowed to teach her a lesson the very day he became stronger than her.
Therefore, Yu Yan sincerely expressed,
"This is the poor monk's fault!"
Moonless rolled her eyes at him, and spit out a single word.
"Boring!"
After a few seconds of silence, Yu Yan changed the subject.
"Moonless, do you have any opinion on this place? The poor monk has just arrived, and he feels flustered."
"Take the invitation card, find a place to sit down."
Moonless simply responded, after looking around for a bit, she added,
"That is what my intuition tells me."
"Intuition?"
Yu Yan couldn't help but roll his eyes.
"In this world, there are a lot of strange things, such as this Shao Hua Banquet.
When you have reached a certain level if you hear about the Shao Hua Banquet, you can automatically perceive some information about the Shao Hua Banquet from your intuition.
"Moonless explained, this is also the fundamental reason why Earth Immortals are called Earth Immortals."
"They can predict blessings and misfortunes, and investigating things to gain knowledge, for the earth immortals, this is a simple task."
Yu Yan couldn't help but be impressed with such supernatural powers, and then felt a slight twitch in his heart.
'Since this can be perceived by Moonless, then...can his ability to see everything be able to get some information about this Shao Hua Banquet?
He has not cultivated, however, his ability to understand everything is obviously a great cheat!
After all he can get information about people by just looking at them for a while, even brooms, oil lamps, tables and other objects are not spared!
When Yu Yan thought this way, his gaze turned between left to right and back to left.
Before he could gain anything, a cloud of white mist suddenly exploded beside a towering ancient tree, and a figure immerged from the mist.
It was a young man with a handsome face, dressed as a servant, he walked towards Yu Yan, clasped his fists and bowed slightly.
"It turns out that the great monk from Lan Xing Temple is here, please take a seat!"
As soon as he spoke, he stretched out his hand, and pointed to a place in a remote location, surrounded by overgrown weeds.
Compared with the places other people occupied, the environment of the place was undoubtedly not very good, and it seemed that it was easy to attract mosquitoes.
But Yu Yan didn't have any objection, instead he was secretly delighted.
After hearing the words from the monk Shen Xing, he knew that this old man Fu Yun didn't like monks very much.
So Yu Yan is happy to have such a place to sit, at least he was not forced to stand while other people sat down.
After all, this Fu Yun old man is probably very strong, how could Yu Yan dare to object.
'I can't afford it.'
'I really can't afford it for the time being!'
Yu Yan thanked the boy, and hurried over to sit down.
As soon as he was seated, he found that the invitation card in his hand suddenly disappeared, and immediately on the table in front of him, a plate of fruit and a couple of steaming dishes appeared, as well as a jug of fruit wine.
Yu Yan was stunned by such an operation.
However, he wasn't surprised by the sudden appearance of food, but... why are there no such dishes and wines in in front of other people?
Yu Yan couldn't help looking over, whether they were sitting upright, sitting lazily, or talking together, the desks in front of these people were all empty!
When Yu Yan looked over, these people also looked over.
Seeing Yu Yan's expression, one of them smiled and said,
"Okay, the master's guests have already arrived, we can finally leave. Monk, please take it easy!"
The voice fell, and these people disappeared with a cloud of white mist one after another.
Yu Yan: "..."
So these people are all surbodinates?
Yu Yan looked at the boy who was still at the side, and asked,
"Excuse me, I wonder if the poor monk came early? The poor monk came here at the order of the abbot of the temple, and it is my first time here."
"Please forgive me, but I don't know the rules."
Hearing this, the boy responded,
"It's true that the great monk came early, but it's okay, when you came, the master already knew about it, so please enjoy your meal with peace of mind."
"Although the great monk doesn't have much cultivation, eating these dishes and wine will be of great benefit to the great monk."
After finishing speaking, the young man bowed respectfully, and then disappeared in the same way.
But before leaving, the boy seemed to be unable to bear it, and sneaked a glance at Moonless who was lying in Yu Yan's arms.
"He seems to be looking at you..."
Yu Yan whispered to Moonless.
Moonless jumped off Yu Yan's arms and landed on his lap, then rested her two little paws on the table.
She glanced at Yu Yan and responded in a nonchalant tone,
"I am an earth immortal, and that vine spirit who can only temporarily transform into a human would naturally want to take a look at me."
Just like she used to wanted to find an earth Immortal to take a look at, so that she could figure out the transformation.
But later she figured it out by looking at Shen Xiu's anatomy.
Yu Yan was taken aback to hear such a thing, but he quickly accepted it.
Then he saw that the cat had started to paw at a roasted chicken on the table, he quickly stretched out his hand to tear the roasted chicken apart, seemingly to help, but in fact... he wanted to take the opportunity to get a taste.
'I can't let this cat eat alone.'
Yu Yan stuffed the grilled chicken leg into his mouth, the single mouthful let him feel a sudden sense of heat flow in his body, flowing along his limbs, and then an inexplicable sense of comfort radiated from his whole body.
In just a split second, he felt that his strength had increased a bit.
"This chicken..."
Yu Yan really wanted to ask what kind of chicken it was, it was so extraordinary, but seeing that the cat was already eaten half a plate worth of food, he pushed the random thoughts to the back of his head and entered the fray.
He was afraid that it would be too late to get a taste if he delayed any longer.
"Mine! Mine!"
When Moonless saw that the monk's hands were bigger than her own paws, and his mouthful was bigger than her's, she became anxious, and glares straight at Yu Yan with a pair of beautiful vertical pupils.
Although the cat face was adorable, it made it clear that it was angry.
"Nonsense, is obviously for the poor monk, and you're just following the poor monk to get a free meal!"
Yu Yan corrected, with a guilty conscience.
After eating a few bites of meat, his strength doubled, and his originally thin and fleshless body now had a bit of muscle.
This meal was obviously made of heaven and and earth blessed treasures!
He could feel that the weakness brought by his lack of yang energy was reduced by a lot.
"Then monk, go and ask, if I wasn't here, would there give you so such delicious food?"
...
The end