Welcome to Earth

MOM, LOOK, SUPERMAN

Dad: Your sons getting stupid these days

Mom: I know, the villagers have been saying he looks like his dad.

MOM, SUPERMAN IS COMING TOWARD US

Dad: Don't scream, get away from the window and eat your dinner.

Dad: Why does it feel windy now?

Booom...

Dad: What the f***, Where did our roof go?

MOM, SUPERMAN TOOK OUR ROOF

Mom: Ahhhh...

Dad: Why are you screaming looking at me, look at the roof. It's probably some government jet experiment. Let's call the police

Mom: WIG, WIG, WIG...

Dad: Calm down, everything's going to be alright, we just need to sign some non-confidential documents and we are going to make some good money.

MOM, DAD IS ONE PUNCH MAN

Smash...

Dad: Why are you beating me?

Mom: You bastard, if I had known that you were wearing fake hair while we first met, I wouldn't have married you

Dad: What fake hair, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WIG?

Mom: Son, let's go to your grandmother's house, your dad is a liar.

Dad: Don't go, today is our anniversary, I had already taken an overdose of slow-acting viagra, if you leave me, I'm gonna have to shag in this roofless house while the military watches me.

Mom: No, I and my son are not staying with a liar, Let's go, son.

MY DAD IS ONE-PUNCH MAN, MY DAD IS ONE PUNCH MAN...

Dad: Don't go, the military men have weird taste. I would get violated if I were alone.

Door Closes.

ONE EARTH HOUR AGO.

Hymen: Why did he suggest selecting his successor from here? Did we get the coordinates wrong? Look at this planet, there is no advanced technology nor a high-level magic civilisation.

Brenda, what do you think?

Brenda: It's fascinating!

Hymen: What bullshit are you saying Brenda, fascinating? Have you gone mad?

Brenda: No, it's incredible that people of this planet still think that their planet is flat even after 100,000 years of their advancement.

Hymen: What? Do they consider their planet flat? What is the name of this bullshit planet?

Brenda: Hymen, I believe it's called Earth.