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Goddess:"we are back to our world, but seems like we got teleported into one of the dungeons"

"..."

Goddess:"This wasn't my fault"

Twin:"I think someone is approaching."

"Why would someone be in a dungeon-"

Ex-MC:"uh... hello?"

I totally forgot about him didn't I? It has been long since I threw the original story away.

I remembered I didn't even say anything to him before I left...

So.. the ex-MC is in this dungeon, (for the raid of course) he said he can get us out but we'll have to wait until they finish the raid and get back.

Twin:"I guess we can wait"

Mob1:"hey look there is something moving in the bush!"

Mob2:"I'll go check"

Isn't that the classic-

Mob2:"x-x"

Mob1:"we are attacked!"

Can you please raise the IQ of the mob?

Ex-MC:"let's retreat for now"

We have a dragon, a goddess, and a ex-MC... but going with the classic, of course we have to retreat.

If you guys guessed the place we retreated as a cave, you're right, it seems in every story, they only have the cave to retreat into.

Ex-MC:"I think the monsters are gone, we should hurry up and beat the boss to get out."

The rest to the boss room was fast, untill we saw the boss and...

Twin:"uh... isn't that our mom?"

"Mom":"the old dungeon got founded out and people starting to explore, I had to move."

Mob1:"we finally arrived! Let's go!"

"Wait-"

Useless to talk to the mobs right?

Just a few seconds and there were crispy humans for togo.

Mob1:"why isn't it dying?"

Uh.. well the phoenix is immortal?

I was worried about our "mom" but I didn't need to, the scene looked like bunch of ants attacking a rock.

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(Ex-MC's POV)

I didn't expect them to be stupid enough to fight a immortal phoenix, I thought they would make a great meat shield, their stupidity making it easy to control... but I didn't expect them to have a one digit IQ..

MC:"yes you can keep going, you guys will beat it someday... maybe eons later."

Twin:"can we just go home?"

Dragon:"it's been a long time!"

"Mom":"oh it's you, how are you doing?"

Mobs:"we can do this!"

Goddess:"i think I can open a portal back out?"

MC:"yes, you will back us out into another world."

Goddess:"I'm sure this will work! Hey you, try going in there."

Mob3:"ok!"

MC:"don't you feel anything for the mob?"

Goddess:"I think I sent him to another dimension.. oh well, I'll try working on it next time."

Im getting a headache.. I can feel my IQ getting lower too...