IT WORKED

[ Where is this, did it work! OH MY GOD, it worked , take that you slow ass I got there first! ]

[woohoo that's what I'm talking about]

After a couple of minutes of celebrating, he looked around at his surrounding with an odd face.

{ Shouldn't there be a local god to promptly grant my wishes or something like that, there doesn't seem to be anyone around. There is only darkness and nothing else around, I can barely perceive anything it's like I'm blind. }

waiting for a little bit or maybe a long bit he instantly started to get impatient as there was nothing here but an empty void filled with nothing but darkness.

[Where the fuck is this god, I've been waiting here for who knows how long and there is still no one]

as he was complaining about how long he has been here a grand portal appeared and finally there was light to see, walking out of the portal remain a drunk guy with your typical godly look but this time his face was red and he smelled of heavy amounts of alcohol.

[Oh look here, there seems to be a dead person "hic." I don't think I can but let's "hic" bring you to the afterlife or whatever. ]

looking at the so-called god

{wow, this guy looks so intoxicated that I think even I can beat him}

as the god was walking over to him, it was as gravity didn't even exist as he swayed back and forth sides to side, his upper body almost near his waist but still didn't fall over.

[So let's check the thingy to distinguish what you obtain]

As his eyes turned crimson and inspected his body, a screen appeared with only numbers.

[Huh, arg I don't want to read this "hic" let's just skip to the end "hic"]

While this was happening, the man was praying to this god that he gets wishes.

[Oh looks like you got some good karma, enough to get 3 wishes as you have 3 million karmas ]

but the god saying this had messed up as there was not enough and he had read it wrong, there was only 300,000 the average for any decent human being.

[Alright! I knew I was a good person, except for when I knocked that other guy away to get here but that doesn't matter now. ]

[yes yes "hic" speed this up and type the wishes on the screen, I'm about to "hu" puke]

Not listening to the god that was on the floor he began to think his wishes over with considerable thought

[there are so many wishes to choose from but let's confirm something]

Putting in omnipotence, he saw that it revealed an error.

[It was worth a try, now let's see about other things]

When he inputs the ability It allows it him to use the ability, he had been testing power extending from devil fruits to bloodlines to superpowers but nothing felt right to him. All these abilities made him feel weird like they didn't feel genuine to use.

[What the hell, huh what's this thing right here]

Directing his attention to a square in the bottom right corner, it had a percentage of 32 percent.

[This must mean my compatibility with the powers and how far I can take the power if I use them]

trying on a few more power they were all under 50 percent

[fuck!! What is up with all these powers. ]

Hitting the screen, it clicked on the superpower category, and as he looked angrily at the power and it shocked him.

[ That's a pretty op ability and 100% compatibility, Probability Manipulation I'm good with that let's see if it works]

click the random power spin he carefully manipulated the probability of it spinning a 100% compatibility to the highest he could before spinning it.

[Come on give me a superior ability!]

After spinning for what he perceived like an eternity the wheel stopped and the ability was a 100% compatibility

[bomu no mi...what is this, is it telling me that I have an explosive personality! ]

Looking at the god, he was passed out on the floor drunk.

[And look at this god, how am I supposed to leave if he's drunk on the floor! I give up, I should just be content that I got this opportunity and stop pointing out all the bad stuff that came. ]

rolling last wish it had landed on wolverine healing factor 100% compatibility. At that point he finished, the screen changed to world spin.

[So I have to spin I can't pick, this is absurd but whatever I can't complain about it ]

A/N: but he just did.

Spinning the world wheel, it spun for some 5 minutes going through some crazy world names that he had never heard of before it stopped.

[ So the one punch man world, not bad story and pretty funny with it's overpowered gag character and with the world's power. It's a world that works off what you want, if you want it hard enough it could happen. As seen with Saitama, he wanted to become the strongest capable of ending a fight with one punch. It's a world where your imagination may become reality if you want it hard enough and you work hard enough. ]

Finishing the screen changed.

A/N: It's the screen talking in this next moment.

[Finished power selection, finished world selection, finished transmigration selection, do you wish to leave]

Pressing the button to leave he suddenly thought of something.

[Wait did you arrange a transmigration selection ]

Saying that a portal opened and he fell through the floor with anger on his face.

[I better get transmigrated in a good place, or am going to...Find...yo. ]

As he disappeared his voice growing distant in the portal, the system reset.

[Happy transmigration, the system's giving power. Error, not enough karma points, extracting from the most convenient source. ]

A/N: and that's when he knew he fucked up.