Chapter Sixteen: Ren
Rian Yuki sighed loudly as he walked to school with a bag of high value jewels, Rian Yuki was late. Rian Yuki had been caught up in a gas leak explosion while walking to school with Lala and Haruna. The people who owned the residence had given the boy many jewels that had not been caught up in the explosion to pay for his hospital bill. Naturally Rian didn't need the jewels since he used one on his free tickets to treat himself, he still took them anyway…it would be rude not to. They let him keep it since they were at fault for not entering that house in a long time, they had many places to live so they ignored the first one
Rian Yuki's hazel colored eyes were caught by a figure leaning on a lightpole. She had light green hair and pink colored eyes.
Rian Yuki didn't care to much about how she looked, what caught his attention was…
"Why are you wearing a male's uniform?" Rian Yuki stopped his walk to school to ask the green haired girl a curious question. The girl was wearing what high school boys wore opposed to what high school girls normally wore.
The light green haired girl saw the boy, but she didn't expect him to talk to her.
"It's for my own reason's…" The girl replied without giving any details
"I see…well you should probably hurry, you're already late." Rian could be late to school since many teachers knew of his misfortunate luck.
"I know that. I'm just waiting for someo-" The girl tried to say before she raised the inside of her elbow to her mouth and nose.
[Sneeze] [Poof]
When the girl sneezed…
"Are you hitting on my sister?" The boy in a male school uniform asked. He had white hair at the top and black at the bottom with pink colored eyes.
She turned into a he…
Rian blinked his eyes at what just happened…no wonder the girl wore a male uniform.
"No, I was telling your sister about her being late to school." Rian didn't bother questioning what just happened after his moment of slight shock had passed.
"…You're not going to ask how I did that?" The pink eyed boy asked in a slightly confused tone. Normally a earthling would wonder how such a thing was possible.
"No, I have seen a alien before…I assume that's what you are right?" Rian asked, he would prefer the two people to be aliens rather than magicians…he would look crazy.
"Really? What kind?" The male asked. He had not heard of many cases of aliens coming to earth without reason.
"Deviluke." Rian said simply.
The pink eyed boy shook.
"Eh? Deviluke?"
"Yep, aren't they pretty well known? Lala said she was the princess of a planet." Rian had heard her say that many times.
Teeth could be heard grinding and a fist could be heard creaking
"…You are…Rian Yuki…Lala's fiance." The pink eyed boy voice got deeper and deeper with every word, it seemed like his anger was on the rise. The pink eyed boy finally looked closely a the boy in front of him.
"Yeah." Rian had long accepted Lala as his fiance.
"You don't look that manly? Where are your muscles? Where is your burning desire!" The boy screamed out
"…What are you talking about?" Rian didn't understand this sudden change. The boy was glaring at him with eyes of hatred.
"Your not manly…but it seems i'm not up to standards either. In the future, I will challenge you on the school roof…we will fight in a battle of manliness and for Lala."
"Oh…I see. You're just another believer of the Lala cult at school." Rian thought he finally got it. He assumed this was another recruit of Lala's cult, Lala Deviluke's Devout Believers And Followers or LDDBAF for short. They just watched from the sidelines and wished her to be happy…it seemed to him that the pink eyed boy was different.
"Believer? Hah! I'm your rival." The boy wanted to the fiance of Lala. He had already beat the other alien that tried to get to Lala.
Rian shook his head with a indifferent expression
"We aren't, rivals should have a somewhat equal scaling…i'm clearly above you." Rian never heard Lala every mention a person like this.
"Hmph! Not for long my rival…not for long." The pink eyed boy walked in a random direction that was away from school.
"That's the wrong way you know."
The boy stopped…
"I know…I was just going to start my manly path early." The boy was lying, he just wanted to walk in the opposite direction of his rival before turning back around and going to school.
"Mhhhmmm." Rian clearly didn't believe him.
"Hmph! Farewell for now…Rian Yuki." The white haired boy walked off without intending to ever go to school
"Ok." Rian wasn't bothered and just went on to school.
From that small interaction…the white haired boy went on a path of manliness
He searched and searched to make himself manly…he found videos and watched movies of what earthlings called Manly. He saw people boxing, climbing mountains, people challenging themselves and pushing their limits, men working out, he saw people fighting animals, he saw people becoming one with themselves.
"Ahhhhhh!!!!!" The pink eyed boy roared with tears in his eyes…being manly…was truly beautiful.
"This is the path of a man! This is what Lala wants!!! Rian Yuki…I will defeat you!!" The pink eyed boy with white at the top vowed to himself.
"Ahhhhhhhh!!! Rian Yuki!!!!!!!!" The pink eyed boy yelled as he scaled the mountain.
"Take this Rian Yuki!!!!!!" The pink eyed boy yelled as he punched a bear..
"Manly!!!!! Rian Yuki!!!!!!!" The pink eyed boy eyed as he curled weights and ran around the world.
"So many Rian Yuki's!!!!!!" The pink eyed boy yelled as he beat down gangs on a motorcycle…without a helmet.
Naturally after doing so many things…the pink eyed boy name became known by parts of the world.
"Ren Elsie Jewelria…how does it feel to be known as the most manly man on earth?" A reporter asked while shifting the mic over to Ren.
Ren closed his eyes before speaking… or else his manly aura would leak out and knock everyone out.
"…It feels Manly. I wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for my rival Rian Yuki." Ran Jewelria felt admiration for Rian Yuki who pushed him to his limit.
"Kaaaaa! So manly" The surrounding fan girls of Ren screamed while taking pictures, they wanted to add it ti the newspapers, the tv show, their fan clubs, and their walls.
"However…it is time for me to go. Me and Rian Yuki must clash…Rian Yuki!! Do not forget!" Ren yelled before he ran back towards the city that Rian Yuki resided.
Meanwhile…
Rian Yuki was eating some food Haruna and Lala had made for him on the roof…Lala was being taught by Haruna. At least a good thing came to him without anything bad happening.
"Lala what does a king do?" Rian asked. He realized he had no clue what to do as a king of a planet.
"Hmmmmm?…I don't know!" Lala said while eating Haruna's food quickly.
"…Where did my food go?…Lala." Haruna looked away for a moment to see the food she hand on her fork gone.
"Ehehehehehe! I will give you some of mine as payment." Lala handed Haruna a purple chumpy mess of who knows what. Haruna only started to teach her today, Rian only knew how to make desert, whenever his sister was angry with him for a while…he would make her desert. Most of the time, she would trick him by pretending to be angry just to eat his desert, since it was filled with him.
Haruna's face slightly paled
"…Ahaha…Lala, you don't need to do that." Haruna was scared of what that was in her hands.
"Really? Thank you Haruna…I knew you were nice!!" Lala laughed as she tightly hugged Haruna
"La-La…I can't breathe." Haruna's nose was covered by the pounds of flesh on Lala's chest.
"What did you say Haruna?" Lala couldn't hear her muffled voice.
"…Air…" Haruna said lowly
"Share?" Lala thought that's what she said before she released her.
"I can breathe…" Haruna took a deep breathe in relief.
Suddenly after Haruna was released…the door was kicked down.
"Rian Yuki!!!! It seems you showed up…You brought Lala as well, how manly." Ran broke the locked door down after trying a number of things to get inside.
"Who are you?/Who are you?/Who are you?" The three said to the pink eyed boy who suddenly kicked down the door. Haruna didn't know him and both Rian and Lala had forgotten about him.
"Lala what are you talking about? How could you forget me. And what do you mean my rival…haven't you been on the path of being a man.
"No, I was born one." Rian didn't understand his desire to be manly.
Lala was scratching her head and roaming her brain…she came up with nothing.
Ran fell to the ground
"Lala…how could you forget the beautiful memories and experiments you put me through." Ran said while clenchint his manly fists.
"Experiments?…Oh!! Are you Ran and Run." Lala remembered this person…she once threw him off a cliff and into water to test how long he could survive in the water.
"Yes! You finally remember Lala!" Ran was delighted, he had forgotten his manly phase
"Yes, but why aren't you wearing girls clothing…I thought you were a girl."
"Gah!!!!!!!" Ran felt his heart become one of the many broken by Lala.
"Oh…I remember you now…your the manly man on tv." Haruna remembered seeing him on the tv she happened to past by…she only looked because she heard him say Rian Yuki.
"Yes, but now…that doesn't matter. Rian Yuki, let us fight in a battle for the title of Manliness like we promised before."
"Oh…I remember now. Your the gender switching alien apart of Lala's fan club." Rian remembered their short interaction.
"Hmph! You finally remembered me my rival….finally after decades of training I have reached your level."
"It hasn't been week" Rian didn't know what this guy named Ran was even on about.
Still…Rian sighed and decided to get it over with.
"Your finally taking me serious…Rian Yuki. I have never stopped thinking about you for a second." Ran said some pretty strange words, but Rian ignored them.
"Lets just get this over with…my food is getting cold." Rian clearly didn't take the alien serious.
"How manly…you wish to consume carbs after fighting me. I shouldn't have expected any less from you, Rian Yuki." Ran said before tearing off his shirt in a manly way.
"Let us show our manly sides in this battle…Ahhhhhh!!" Ran roared and he jumped in the air to punch Rian Yuki into the ground.
"Oh! I haven't seen Run yet." Lala took out some seasoning she planned on trying after she got back home. She threw it towards Ran's nose…
Rian planned on just catching Ran and putting him in a sleeper hold, he wanted to see how long it would take a alien to fall asleep. He kicked off the ground and dashed towards the jumping Ran.
The seasoning hit the nose of Ran..
His eyes became watery…
His head leaned back…
[Sneeze] [Poof]
"Ahhhh!!" A girl screamed
A topless green head girl fell from the sky…
She landed on the person under her…
Her head touched his head…
Her lips touched his lips…
Rian and the light green haired girl kissed…