Time Warp 12

What the hell!" Bulla's eyes went wide when she watched Kakarot's eyes roll up into the back of his head, his body beginning to spasm and then promptly collapsed on his back twitching all over the place like he was going through a freaking fit!

"Mr. Kakarot!" the cute little green guy, Dende shouted in shock and sprinted over to the older boy, kneeling by his side.

Bulla rushed over as well and her eyes went wider when she noted there was freaking blood dribbling from his ears and nose. A growl tore from her lips and she glared up at the huge dragon looking down upon them, "You, what the hell did you do!?" she roared, lifting a hand, a sphere of ki forming into existence in her palm.

The huge ass dragon, Shenron was its name snorted, "I merely granted his wish as he asked," the giant dragon rumbled, "It is no fault of mine that he could not handle the sheer intake of information I passed on to him. He should count his blessings he has regeneration or he would be brain dead right now."

Bulla clicked her tongue. The dragon was entirely unrepentant. But, as much as she'd love to punch it in the nose, she couldn't really get mad at it for doing what it was asked. "Hey, eh Dende?" she asked the alien kid fretting over Kakarot, "What now? There's still one wish right? And we need Kakarot's energy to revive everyone right?"

"If you want Shenron to revive that all the people killed by the androids, yes," Dende nodded looking up from where she now noticed he was infusing Kakarot with golden light from his hands. Magic again she guessed, "We'll need to wait for Kakarot to wake back up, but I'm not sure how that'll take. Injuries to the brain are a lot different to normal physical wounds."

"I grow weary of being in the mortal dimension once more," Shenron spoke up once more, "His recovery time has nothing to do with I. State your final wish!"

Bulla grit her teeth. This was bullshit! How much fucking information did he get crammed in his head if it was enough to bring down a guy that could slap down those two monster androids as easy as fucking breathing!?

"How long does it take before we can wish again?" she asked after she failed to come up with a plan by racking her brain.

"Six months, two if there is a wish remaining!"

She clicked her tongue. Not exactly what Kakarot wanted to accomplish But, she supposed it wasn't that long either way, "Fine! How many people can you bring back to life with the power you've got right now?" she asked.

Shenron huffed, "I can bring back one dead person right now."

Not ideal at all. Fuck it. She was tempted to bring back her father just to meet the prick, but really she didn't give a shit about him all that much. And they wouldn't be here if it weren't for Kakarot at all, he'd already done so much for them, saved her life even when that fat titted blonde toaster was going to kill her earlier today, so she may as well take care of Kakarot's debt for him, "Fine, I wish for Kami to be brought back to life!" she shouted to the dragon.

"Wish, granted!" Shenron boomed, his eyes glowing for a third time, "...I apologize, but it seems I cannot grant this wish. The one known as Kami, my original creator has fused with the one known as Piccolo."

Bulla glared up at the dragon, "...Just revive this Piccolo guy then, and then fuck off." she deadpanned

"...Rude," Shenron glared down at her, even as his eyes began glowing for a fourth, "Very well, this is within my power. Wish granted!"

Then the fucking dragon burst into light and disappeared without even saying goodbye! And those seven dragon balls turned to stone in front of her eyes before shooting off in seven different directions, being carried all across the world if what she remembered her mom telling her about them was correct.

Great, just great.

'At least Master Gohan will be happy.' she mused, falling back onto her very sexy ass if she did say so herself and staring up at the sky. 'That Piccolo guy was his teacher like he is mine after all.'