70 Chapter 69:

(Sakuya POV)

I don't know why I was invited to the meeting regarding the matchups- or more accurately -I didn't care enough to find out why I was in this predicament in the first place. I wasn't a teacher, at least I didn't think I was one. However, I didn't have time to figure out why Fluffy-chan regarded my appearance in this meeting as 'necessary' because I was busy tending to the ill Komoe-sensei who was seated on my right.

Now, I could have healed her without batting an eyelid. But, this is my petty payback for all those tearful goodbyes she forced me to go through in my younger years. The tears that were shed are now being avenged! So, in my own humble opinion, I'm really doing the right thing here.

"Sakuya… I'm dying, help." Komoe-sensei groaned as she leaned on my shoulder.

"Do you want me to awaken your quirk in hopes you get immortality and have that cure you?" I helpfully suggested.

My sadism and despair fetish may have declined a fair bit in the past few weeks, but it was still an undeniable part of me. Therefore, seeing Komoe-sensei in immense pain caused by the awakening process would simply be divine~ for me. I care about her a lot, don't get me wrong there, however, I have dreamed of what it would be like to awaken her quirk.

"No! Magic it away, please~!"

"Hm? What about the tamsulosin I prescribed you, isn't it working?"

"It's working, but I hate all the side effects that come with it. I also don't want to pass these kidney stones ever, so please help me."

"You don't want to get rid of the-"

"That's not what I meant, and you know it!"

Having had enough fun, I 'cured' her symptoms with a wave of my hand. Komoe-sensei would still have to pass the kidney stones, but they would be much smaller than before. I wasn't going to completely solve her problem, as it was her dietary habits that caused these stones to appear in the first place. If I cured her completely, she wouldn't learn her lesson.

After receiving a grateful look from Komoe-sensei, I looked around the meeting room to find that all eyes were on me.

"We are in a meeting, people, try to pay attention."

Fluffy-chan coughed into his paw, to attract everyone's attention away from me, and started speaking once again,

"Now that is solved, let's get back on track, okay? We finished up most of the matchups for class 1-A, so let's go over them once again to make sure everyone's on the same page. Snipe, you are facing your previous sharpshooting student Yaoyorozu and Shoji. Are you okay with what you need to do?"

"Got it, boss! I need to test the boy's adaptability with his new quirk, along with my ex-students marksmanship." Snipe said with a tip of his hat.

"That's the bare bones of it, but you have a general idea down. Cementoss, you will be facing Kirishima and Sato, I'm sure you already know what you need to do so I won't question you on it.

Eraserhead, you will be facing Yuga and Shoto. They both rely on their quirks, especially so in Yuga's case, so blitz them down and put on the pressure early.

Hound Dog, you will be going against Toru and Shinso. They will both attempt to elude you and trick you as they run towards the exit, and your nose will be your main guiding factor towards victory.

Midnight, you will be facing off against Toga and Sero. I don't think I need to say much about what you need to do, it's your usual takedown methods anyway."

I looked over at Kan and saw him nearly popping a blood vessel. Fluffy-chan knew about Toga's lesbian thoughts and forced this matchup to go through just to mess with Kan. It was all only because Kan kept filing his paperwork terribly for the past few weeks because he was hurrying back to his wife. So, in retribution, Fluffy-chan will be having Midnight try her best to seduce/tease Toga during her test in full view of him.

"I will be facing the couple of Jiro and Kaminari. They will most likely form an agency together in the future, and I need to test whether or not they can work well together or if their relationship will hinder them on the field.

Power Loader, you have the arduous task of facing Mina and Iida. I hope you have enough alkaline on hand, otherwise, she will speed through everything you put in her way without a care in the world.

Ectoplasm, you are facing Tokoyami and Tsuyu. They both have straightforward quirks, so I will leave the test up to your own discretion. Just make sure to run it by me beforehand.

Thirteen, you will be facing off against Ochako in a disaster scenario where you play the villain. Sakuya will leave some disguised clones in the field, and your job is to 'kill' them all before Ochako can save them. Naturally, you can also choose to face off against her directly and bypass all this, it's up to you.

Finally, we have two people who can level buildings casually, Melissa and Katsuki. All Might will be facing off against Melissa, and Sakuya will be facing off against Katsuki."

I couldn't help the cruel smile that worked its way onto my face. The person who had claimed they were the best ever since their quirk awakened is now going to face me, the apex predator, the absolute pinnacle in terms of power. His pride had gone down in the past few days, mainly because of him being beaten over and over again by Homeless-san, so I won't beat him too~ badly.

Would I also be merciful because it would mean I wouldn't have to heal him afterward? That was a huge part of it, yes. If there was something I didn't want to do, it was to heal or help Katsuki in any way. Is it because he always disturbs me when I'm peacefully eating breakfast or just being a general menace in the morning?

Yes.

If I didn't heal him, it would mean he would be too occupied being hurt to get out of bed early and annoy me. Why don't I just not heal him? Because I'm employed as a medic in place of Chiyo who had decided to cash in her holiday days, something about not wanting to deal with 2 sets of children beating on each other or something.

"Sir, are you sure that it's suitable for Sakuya to be facing off with Katsuki? I'm sure you know that the relationship between the two is almost murderous." Mic questioned.

"Mic…"

Seemingly startled by my cold tone, he immediately locked onto me and squeaked out,

"... Yes?"

"I've been waiting for this day for months, I haven't been this eager for anything since my wedding day, and now you want to take this special day away from me? I don't mind it, but you have to take Katsuki's place if you do, and seeing as you're an adult, I won't hold back."

"..."

"Answer the question, Mic. Do you want to take this away from me, or not?"

I glared at the radio host/hero and watched as he shrank in on himself, and avert his eyes from me. His sunglasses didn't hide his eye movements from me, though, so I decided to force him to face me.

"[[Answer the question!]]"

Under the effect of Weighted Words he could no longer shirk away from answering, and finally squeaked out the answer I wanted to hear,

"I don't!"

I knew he was just looking out for Katsuki's- or rather a -student's well-being. However, unfortunately for him, I didn't give a single fuck about Mic's moral compass and common sense regarding this situation right now. I wanted to put an end to Katsuki's behavioral problems towards myself, and this was a perfect opportunity for me to do so.

After taking note that all the teachers present were silent and no longer wanted to protest against my matchup, I leaned over to my bag and started rummaging through its compartments. I found my glorious nectar, choccy milk, and began happily sipping away. The mood of the room instantly became a little awkward in the face of my sharp mood switch from threatening to happy.

"Ahem! Ignoring that thinly veiled threat from Sakuya, has anyone got any objections to the plan so far?" Fluffy-chan spoke up.

"I do!"

"Hm? Hound Dog, what is it that you are objecting to in particular?"

"It's Ochako's test, the rescue and clone aspects in particular. I understand that she wants to become a rescue hero like Thirteen, whom she is competing against, but what about the casualties and subsequent trauma that may appear due to this testing process?"

"The trauma can be removed by Sakuya in the event that she does suffer from some. The disguised clones are there to wake her up and give her a harsh reality check regarding the life of a rescue specialist hero. She is a determined young girl with a positive outlook on life, especially so after her family won the lottery last week-"

He fixed me a nasty glare, clearly knowing that I gave her the correct numbers for the draw,

"What are you looking at me for? Did your libido finally awaken? Are you finally going to take me up on my offer of making you a female Fluffy-chan?"

"- So I feel like she, of all people, needs this wake-up call the most, which is why her test is a lot more mentally taxing and harsh compared to others. This isn't a game, there are a lot of risks and not everyone can be saved, it's the harsh reality of being a hero, especially a rescue-oriented one.

This isn't only a wake-up call for her, but it will be one for all of the students watching it in the observation chamber. It may seem drastic, I know, but they, unfortunately, need to mature sooner rather than later. I would much rather have them experience these hardships in a controlled environment such as UA than out in the streets during their internships." Fluffy-chan said with a tense voice.

The meeting ended after some final revisions of the plan, and I spent the rest of the day resting in the dorm while I sent clones to help Power Loader build the exam sites. Well, it was full of resting until an angry Komoe-sensei stormed into Heights Alliance during one morbidly fascinating serial killer documentary I was watching. Apparently, she didn't appreciate that the kidney stones were still inside her and hurt immensely when she passed them.

Now, I wasn't expecting to be thanked, but I feel like I didn't deserve a 20-minute rant on how her pussy felt like it was being torn apart. Which was an awkward thing for an unfortunate Toru to overhear, and then proceed to tell Momo that I 'tore apart Komoe-sensei's pussy'. Naturally, I didn't want to deal with explaining why Komoe-sensei's pussy was 'throbbing', so I erased everybody's memories regarding it and peacefully went to bed waiting for the next day to come.

(A/N: Been a while, huh? Well, there has been a lot of shit going on this past month. The drinking road trip was a complete mess. There were 2 car accidents (not caused by us, we were responsible and sober when driving) and we had to change cars and fill out paperwork, etc etc, which caused the trip to take a long time. Then, I had found a new job, because as some of you might know already, I lost my job a while back. I no longer have as much time as I used to have, so updates will be a little slower than previous ones, but I will NOT drop the book, so don't worry!

Also, 200k words!)