Chapter 37:

After doing my morning routine: wake up, stretch, fix the spine I broke when stretching, wash myself, and dress myself, I made my way over to the elevator. I chose the rooftop as my destination and began plotting whatever the hell I was going to do today on the way up.

It was a Monday, so I sadly have lessons to go to. The highlight of my day today will be giving Fluffy-chan his ability to portal; what a great way to get such an influential person in my debt. One can simply never have too many favors from the plush toy principal.

Apart from that, though? The entire day will be boring. That's where the problem is. I simply don't do boring, so I will have to make my own fun today, which is where my planning will come in.

Upon hearing the ding of the elevator, I walked out in full view of the sunrise. The sun peeking through the clouds illuminating me and the buildings in its glow was something I couldn't help but adore. The scenic view also helped me to decide on what I was going to do today.

'I need a cute pet! I already have a cute wife and a cute daughter. It's the missing piece of the puzzle.' I mused.

Choosing what pet I wanted was a hard thing, mainly because I could theoretically have anything. I was no longer limited to the pets of the current day; I have animals from the past, and fiction open to me too.

'Time to be indecisive...'

I opened a note on my phone and started listing everything I could think of. After listing 50 options, I opened a random number generator and let luck run its course. It landed on 34. I didn't know how to feel about that number.

(A/N: I literally did this because of how indecisive I am, only for it to land on something I'm sure most of you expected.)

It was kitsune.

'Time to think of a name that isn't Kurama, Yasaka, or Kunou.' My brain was working overtime as I suck at naming things.

Now that I have my target, it's time to go searching for one. Ideally, one that doesn't have a parental figure, as I don't really want to separate a family to satisfy my own desires. It took over 100,000 alternate timelines, but I finally found one that has kitsune's roaming.

Time to go searching for an orphan!

I sat myself down on the rooftop I was currently on and began accelerating my thoughts infinitely. I began using psychometry on the entirety of alternate earth. I'm so glad I learned thought acceleration before doing that.

So many lifetime memories flashed through my mind, and with those memories came the emotions attached to them. Tears began rolling down my cheeks, a smile on my face, and a mixture of sobbing and laughing escaped my mouth.

Thankfully, I found one before I could break down even more. I erased all the other memories and tried my best to compose myself. I shouldn't really go in front of an orphan who just lost its parents with tears streaming down my face laughing my ass off hysterically; now could I?

I wiped my tears on my sleeve before erasing the stain, cleaned myself up, and made the jump. The kitsune was currently located in a lush field lying down in sadness, probably hoping to wake up, and it was all a dream.

The mother spotted me and began snarling with as much might as the dying female could muster. I raised my hand in surrender but never stopped approaching. Her child was all too oblivious to the situation at hand, still stuck in a state of shock.

I slowly, but surely, made it to the pair. I decided not to steal the child, instead opting to duplicate it in another timeline. I cautiously placed my hand near the wound and began healing the mother.

I didn't need to put my hand anywhere near the rabid woman, but I needed to make sure that she knew it was me that was the cause of the wound healing. Maybe she would even express some gratitude instead of growling at me every 5 seconds.

I gave her and her child some regenerative properties along with some other quirks. These two would be some overpowered kitsunes by the time I'm done with them. Looking into both of their futures, I could barely hold in my laughter.

I would be revered as a goddess to the kitsune in the future, Jesus Christ! I only came to steal a child, not become a deity. But, who was I to stop them from worshiping me? They see me as a goddess, so it's only right that I play the part, right?

I think it is.

"There, my children. You have been given my blessing. None throughout the eons of my existence have ever received such power from a goddess such as myself. I wish you both safe travels from now on, as my time in the mortal realm is being cut short. May we meet again in the future." I spoke to them using Kouda's Anivoice quirk.

God, what a terrible quirk to have in my daily life. I had to listen to pigeons on the windowsill of our dorm room rant at 4 am about breadcrumbs and how there's one fat ass who keeps eating them all. Thankfully, albeit rare, it has its uses.

'If I awaken it, will it be able to command humans? Or will it turn into something like the Genome Tree ability that Yo Kasukabe has? This will require more research.'

Remembering that I haven't given my name yet, I called out to them once more before departing,

"My name is Sakuya Izayoi, my children. Please heed my words; choccy milk is the best, fuck the rest. I wish thee the best in life."

I deactivated Anivoice before they could speak, I wanted to remain silent in my departure, and I've had enough tearful goodbyes for one lifetime. Komoe-sensei took all of them, damn teacher making me cry only to turn up wherever I went next.

After hopping back to my own timeline, I began on my 'construction' of the female kitsune. I inserted a duplicate of its own personal timeline into this world and skipped it until it was around four years old. I may have also imprinted onto it that I was its mother.

I wanted to see if it would somehow develop a quirk at four years old, sadly it didn't. I buffed my new cuddly pet with as many combat-oriented quirks as I could.

This would be one strong fluffy girl. She was strong enough to fight class 1-A, minus me and Momo, and win without a problem. I chose not to give it Anivoice, as it would just end up annoying me at the end of the day.

I picked up the fluffy pet, now affectionately named Kunou, as my brain failed me, and made my way downstairs. Homeroom was starting, and I timed it so that I could enter after Homeless-san.

I didn't need him questioning me on my mythical pet, and was banking on him being too fed up with life to bother asking any. I strutted through the school with no care in the world, hoping it would take people's eyes off of Kunou.

It didn't.

The golden fur was far too eye-catching, especially when the sunlight hit it.

I eventually reached the classroom door, and opened it. I chose not to slam it this time, mainly because it would wake up Kunou. The entire class just stared at me and Kunou in confusion.