you stay alive

"so im heading to the land of rain to find out the leader of Akatsuki," said a white-haired man, sitting next to a blond...and yes im eavesdropping.

I remain silent until the drama ends and before he leaves I speak up.

"now why would you do that?" I ask a little amused, he's acting like only he has a spy network...which is true, but still.

both look over at me confused until Tsunade speaks up.

"what do you mean? he's going to search for information" she said, a little angry that I borough a half-dead sasuke back a few days ago.

"Well, I kinda already know who the leader is, so it's kind of pointless" I respond with a shrug.

"...and you mention this now... why?" asked jiraya, in a flat tone.

"well, I was planning on telling you when I was 100% sure" I answer with a lie, honestly I could be an actor by now.

"Okay then, tell us, who the leader is then Mr.Iknoweverything" grumbled the toad sage, arms crossed and looking irritated.

"oh that's easy, it's a person named Nagato" a smile on my face I drop the news, the name makes Jiraya flinch and Tsunade narrowed her eyes, most likely she recognized the name but can't put it to a face.

"Well anyway, I just didn't want you to waste your time, I'll be training with sasuke... I have a bad feeling" I say and body flicker out of there, I only said that last part to sound cool, but I bet they will take it seriously... heh.

I stop at a hospital, and walk-in, the place is calm until I hear a shout of someone who wants to be free.

walking up to the second floor I see Usele- I mean sakura holding off sasuke.

"let me go, I'm fine, I have stuff to do," said an enraged sasuke, it's been three days since he was put in here, he can't take any more of doing nothing.

"calm down sasuke, you can train when you recover" Sakura tried to calm him down... and failed.

"sasuke, calm down, it's only been 3 days, take it as a vacation," I say with a smirk, walking up to them both.

they both look over at me, one surprised and one is pissed.

"tell them to let me out, im fine, I need no vacation" he growled out, still struggling.

"... sakura, can you let him out? We are going to train" I say to sakura who released a sigh and went to check In with the head doctor.

"couldn't she just do that when I said I was fine?" said a frustrated sasuke.

I just shrug in response, don't know why she didn't listen to him, maybe because he's the one hurt? whatever, now all I have to do is train him up...yeah easy, and then help naruto finish his advanced nature manipulation, I need a break, maybe buy furniture for my house.

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"so I just make another clone to add wind chakra, right?" asked naruto.

"...yes" I answer flatly, impressed that he didn't come up with this sooner.

"... that makes sense, God im stupid," he said with a facepalm.

oh, you don't even know, I bet you still scream out the names of your attacks, even when you're the Hokage, you use shadow clones, not for the paperwork but everything else.

"yeah, I'm smart, your dumb, wind blows and water is wet, nothing new if you ask me," I say with a small enough and turn to leave, I have something to do... need to buy a couch, and maybe a desk.

but first, I need to come up with some new moves...

putting my hand up, I try making a Rasengan...and a little later, a small swirling ball appeared in my hand.

[you have learned the skill: Rasengan]

huh, I guess my high chakra control made it way easier, but still, isn't this too easy?

whatever, time to make better versions of this, I had an idea while traveling if I manage to flatten this thing like a swirling disk, isn't it going to be the best shield, and if I extend this thing over my body to make an invisible armor with Rasengan qualities, now that's cool.

with random thoughts going through my head, I go to my newly bought two-story house, with a backyard... too bad it's going to be turned to dust but hey, it's going to get rebuilt right?

walking inside I turn on the tap and fill up a glass of water... and drink it.

still, though, it's really interesting what's happening in my old world, maybe they finally got the cure for cancer... probably, or some new disease showed up, and they are in quarantine right now... sucks for them.