32 to suna we go

"...hey guys," said naruto awkwardly scratching the back of his head.

everyone was staring at him, with blank looks, now you might ask why? well, that's because this idiot tried to kick my head off.

"Why did you attack me?" I ask in a calm voice, eyebrow twitching and a strained smile on my face.

"...I thought you were the enemy..." he answers like nothing's wrong...this little...ugh.

"so, we're dealing with the ones after you, and this might be their base," said sasuke, folding his arms, he's wearing a standard Chunin uniform with a sword on his back and wearing black fingerless gloves.

naruto...naruto is wearing the same, to be honest...and I am too, I just have the coat added to it... We need women to pick out outfits, we just wear what's given to us huh...whatever.

"so...we ready to go?" said Jiraya getting a little impatient.

"yeah let's go, I have the world to travel around and to get stronger," I say as I take out my sword, and look over at the cave a little away from us, we are in a forest, in front of a cave that we can't see inside, how they got the information about this is a mystery to me...

you might think that we rushed inside and began destroying everything...but no I did the smart thing and instructed naruto to use a shadow clone with his solid transformation, yeah being smart is nice sometimes.

"no one is inside, but there is a giant statue there holding out its hands" he starts speaking after getting his memories back.

after getting the signal from Jiraya we head inside, I stick with sasuke, while naruto and sakura head the other way, kakashi, and jiraya take the middle.

we see the said statue, but no one was there, even when I used my chakra Dome I found nothing.

so guess what I decided to do...

taking out my sealing paper and ink I start drawing explosive tags, which is why I started learning this I wanted to make things go boom, but it got interesting later so I continued.

walking out after checking everything I make a hand seal and...BOOM.

my chuckling could be heard for a while after that experience.

"So what now? ...we wasted time since no one was in there" said sakura...the dumb one out of us.

"we destroyed one of the ways for them to achieve their objective, we didn't waste time, we delayed their progress," I say with a shrug and start performing a summoning jutsu, to take my leave.

"you going back to Kumo?" asked sasuke with a raised eyebrow.

"...suna, if anything I'll be in suna," I say and get on Luna who I just summoned.

getting nods from everyone else I signal Luna to take off...and I don't mean, flying like an airplane.

on the way, some idiots thought they could take me down...but I was informed that they didn't taste that well, by Luna.

and right now we are in the desert...my ride didn't want to run in the sand so im alone...walking...in this damn heat.

and there's still a few hours left before I manage to make it to the village.

(...wait I mastered water nature chakra)

I channel that through my body to cool myself down and that I exhale in satisfaction when the heat lessened.

I should add more points to my stats, my speed is too high, im unbalanced, and that's bad for the future,

so I add 100 points to my CHA, DEX, and STR.

now they sit at 254, 249, and 264 respectively.

a few hours passed and I finally see Suna, and it's still about 30 minutes away...damn it.

im pretty sure Gaara already knows that Im here, Shukaku would tell him by now, so I should probably get ready for a sudden attack, just in case.

a while later im at the gates of suna...no sudden attack from a crazy raccoon, cool.

"State your reason for a visit," said the gate guard, as I turn to him taking out the scroll that I had to retrieve from Raikage when he threw it away.

after confirming my identity, I was allowed in the village, but I had to visit the Kage first, hmmm maybe ill see Temari there.

after a bit of walking, I manage to reach the tower and was let in soon enough.

walking in I see the party po- I mean Kankuro.

"You!" shouted the boy with make-up, and a catsuit.

"yes me, now please don't shout, im standing 5 feet away from you," I say with a deadpan and then look over to the Kazekage handing him my permission to stay in the village, he looks it over and nods...well, that was fast...no questions, just a nod and I can be here for as long as I want, neat.

...now that I think about it, most of the time I open a door there is someone behind it...

as I open the door I see Gaara and Temari on the other side...ah, I'm beginning to see a pattern here.

I see as Gaara's expression doesn't change at all but Temari's face brightens up but soon she pouts...oh right.

I left for about 5 months, and I didn't visit at all, she's definitely mad.

"wait for me, ill be out soon," she said as she passed me and went inside the office.

shrugging I just wait near the door...for about 15 minutes, 15 minutes of long and boring waiting.

and while I was thinking about making a seal that accelerates time just so I don't have to wait, the door opens and Temari walks out, and she's pouting at me...that's super effective.

"where were you?" she asked hands on her hips and leaning a bit forward, she was wearing a purple battle kimono with mesh armor underneath, black gloves, and black sandals, basically, she looked hot, and It doesn't have to do anything with the sun.

"I was training," I say truthfully, not like she can find out what kind of training I did.

"I can see that, so you became a wolf sage," she said looking over at my coat...coat...you betrayed me.

"anyway, you're taking me to a restaurant to make it up to me, I came to your village a few times just to find out that you weren't there" she added with a huff.

...oh, so she wanted a date, well you just had to ask.

chuckling at her antics I nod and we head out of the tower, to enjoy ourselves.

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don't...just don't say anything about it. im done I don't know what I want anymore.